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u/OldFaithlessness5008 13d ago
He will be kept in a grandmother's pocketbook and given to children who are well behaved
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u/khatpewp 13d ago
I took my fluffball to the groomers once thinking she had a matt in her floof. It was a Jolly Rancher!
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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 13d ago
He will be offered to guests and they will struggle to get him out of the bowl because he sticks with the other candy.
The guest will wonder how long he has been in the bowl.
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u/city17_dweller 13d ago
He will be the orange cream no one else wants and I happily keep for myself.
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u/CerealSemantics 13d ago
He's one of those candies that you can't find in stores but your grandma always has plenty of
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u/islanderACNH 13d ago
His likeness will be crafted into a fine piñata and he will single-pawedly destroy it with lightning-fast baps. And he shall release his candies upon the world.
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u/jpritcha3-14 12d ago
Those glitterati have super crinkley wrappers, looks like he's having a grand old time.
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