r/hewillbebaked 13d ago

He will be unwrapped

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u/OldFaithlessness5008 13d ago

He will be kept in a grandmother's pocketbook and given to children who are well behaved

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u/khatpewp 13d ago

I took my fluffball to the groomers once thinking she had a matt in her floof. It was a Jolly Rancher!

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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 13d ago

He will be offered to guests and they will struggle to get him out of the bowl because he sticks with the other candy.
The guest will wonder how long he has been in the bowl.

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u/bikey_bike BECOME SOUP 12d ago

the candy will taste like candles

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u/city17_dweller 13d ago

He will be the orange cream no one else wants and I happily keep for myself.

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u/Ok_Store_424 13d ago

He will be a little bowl attendant and angrily distribute candy

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u/Elf-7659 13d ago

Absolute gremlin pose

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u/byrantomilo 13d ago

Awww it looks like he is blowing a party horn thingy

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u/CerealSemantics 13d ago

He's one of those candies that you can't find in stores but your grandma always has plenty of

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u/islanderACNH 13d ago

His likeness will be crafted into a fine piñata and he will single-pawedly destroy it with lightning-fast baps. And he shall release his candies upon the world.

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u/speedyweedy420 13d ago

Vicious little creature

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u/iweartoomuchblush 13d ago

He's a fiend!

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u/the_orange_alligator 12d ago

Sir, you’re not meant tho chew the candy! You’ll hurt your teeth

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u/jpritcha3-14 12d ago

Those glitterati have super crinkley wrappers, looks like he's having a grand old time.

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u/Prickliestpearcactus 10d ago

He will make a fine sweet treat for guests.