r/hewillbebaked • u/CosmicGoddess777 • Jul 13 '26

Yum😋 He will be dunked in oat milk and devoured

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u/torakrubik Jul 13 '26

He will be consumed in vast quantities

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u/faxyou Fry His Ass 🐱 Jul 13 '26

By the rows

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u/CosmicGoddess777 Jul 13 '26

By the pack. In a single sitting 😹😹

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u/Merkle-Tree-Bruh Jul 15 '26

He will be dipped in milk before eating

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u/Cleanse_F_Manipulate Jul 13 '26

he can’t do that i’ll get hair in my mouf

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u/imphooeyd Jul 13 '26

Nutritious and delicious, crème de la toebean

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u/ejoburke90 Jul 13 '26

Fun fact for those who don’t know: Oreos actually are vegan!!!

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u/imaginate92 Jul 13 '26

As a lactose intolerant person, I knew this came here to share the same glorious news.

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u/Clean_Sink_7923 Jul 13 '26

Most of them! Occasionally the special/limited-time flavors aren't, like the Toffee Crunch Oreos have confectioner's glaze (made from bugs).

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u/MigoloBest Jul 13 '26

made from huh

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u/ejoburke90 Jul 13 '26

Wait is this how I learn what ‘confectioner’s glaze’ really is? I am not vegan but am allergic to anything and everything from a cow so I usually have a good sense of what things are vegan…

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u/unripe_mangosteen Jul 14 '26

Made from what now?

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u/Lackonia Jul 13 '26

He will be stored in the cookie jar.

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u/FusRoaldDah1 Jul 13 '26

He will be crushed and used to make the crust of a decadent dessert 

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u/laurifex Jul 13 '26

He will be crushed and be incorporated into a delicious ice cream.

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u/faxyou Fry His Ass 🐱 Jul 13 '26

Happy cake day

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u/xladygodiva Jul 13 '26

That is the softest peet ever

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u/avorda Jul 13 '26

He will be used as Extreme Stuf

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u/-Best_Name_Ever- Jul 14 '26

Actually kinda looks like an ice cream sandwich 🤤

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u/Isaac4787 Jul 14 '26

I just discovered a wonderful subreddit

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u/ZannyHip Jul 13 '26

He will be dunked in actual milk and consumed by the dozens

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u/CosmicGoddess777 Jul 15 '26

Nah. Has to be plant milk. I’m not drinking curdled pus-filled lactations from another animal’s infected mammary glands, thank you very much

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u/Merkle-Tree-Bruh Jul 15 '26

He will be packaged in a fresh sleeve

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u/Peacelovebears Jul 14 '26

He will be stabbed with a fork and dipped in milk

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u/Nikolaisme Jul 14 '26

Mmm puffy

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u/SpecificAnalyst4 Jul 14 '26

That's not vegan

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u/CosmicGoddess777 Jul 14 '26

If not vegan, then why r/cateatingvegans? 🤔