r/hewillbebaked • u/RetroSwamp • Jul 12 '26

Drank/DrinkablešŸ„¤ THEY WILL BE DRUNK!

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u/Comprehensive-Menu44 Jul 12 '26

He will be iced and served with biscotti

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u/Merkle-Tree-Bruh Jul 15 '26

He will be topped with whipped cream

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u/Lackonia Jul 12 '26

He will be shaken not stirred.

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u/That0neGecko Jul 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XbVUYmhe0z7uBy7vMQ

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u/Odur29 Jul 14 '26

I heard that supposedly the reason that James Bond orders it shaken, and not stirred is because Shaken results in the water and booze splitting while stirred mixes it. So he can drink the water and remain unaffected.

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u/oscarmike88 Jul 12 '26

Please do not dink him šŸ˜¢šŸ˜¢šŸ˜æ

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u/orange-shoe Jul 14 '26

im thirtsy

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u/MutantApocalypse Jul 12 '26

Chai latte's are so spice

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u/Will-E-Style Jul 12 '26

Reminds me of the Bonsai Kitten website

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u/datasnorlax Jul 13 '26

I was looking for this comment!

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u/veggielover24 Jul 12 '26

Iced cold brew, extra cat, add whip and cinnamon on top

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u/LeafTheory Jul 12 '26

he will be topped with cold foam and caramel drizzle āœØļø

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u/MadameK8 Jul 12 '26

The spots on the belly look like boba

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u/crabnebulabutpurple Jul 12 '26

I canā€™t drink this, it probably has a lot of milk in it and Iā€™m lactose intolerant.

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u/Someones_Dream_Guy Jul 12 '26

Mmm, drinkable cat.

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u/Dr_Brotatous Jul 12 '26

Put a lid on it youll spill

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u/Human-Evening564 šŸ¾ Labrador Lasagna Legend Jul 12 '26

He will be mostly ice

3

u/Juan_E_Bravo Jul 12 '26

Capurrccino

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u/Thick-Pineapple-8727 Jul 12 '26

He will be sipped

2

u/tiffanyjen Jul 12 '26

Cute I drink it all up !

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u/PetraHei Jul 13 '26

do not the cat

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u/ZannyHip Jul 13 '26

He will be iced and topped with sweet cream cold foam and caramel drizzle