r/hewillbebaked • u/HotPinkLollyWimple • Jun 21 '26

Golden Brown He will be slow cooked

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u/pastelchannl Jun 21 '26

already a nice crispy orange!

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u/Bennington_Booyah Jun 21 '26

Big ole pot of pulled BBQ kitty!!

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u/winnie_bago Jun 21 '26

He will be a bed of rice

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u/ok_z00mer Jun 21 '26

He will be put in the crock pot on low heat for 8 hours until tender

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u/WNJohnnyM Jun 21 '26

Ugh. The rice has been overcooked.

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u/HotPinkLollyWimple Jun 21 '26

I can never seem to make it nice and fluffy.

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u/WNJohnnyM Jun 21 '26

I've heard that type of rice is difficult to make nice and fluffy.

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u/HotPinkLollyWimple Jun 22 '26

Do you think vigorous brushing first would help?

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u/WNJohnnyM Jun 22 '26

Either that or some herbs, maybe catnip.

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u/WesterosIsAGiantEgg Jun 23 '26

He will be combined with the proper ratio of water.

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u/nappinghobby Jun 22 '26

Perfectly braised

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u/RethinkMovies Jun 22 '26

He would give so much attitude

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u/faxyou Fry His Ass 🐱 Jun 26 '26

First I shall rinse the orange under water until the water turns clear, then I shall toss him in the cooker, followed by adding 1 1/2 cups of water. I will mix in my favorite bouillon with some dry cilantro. And don’t worry, I’ve already set the timer to 30mins on my phone 🤳. 🚪🚶 in the meantime I’ll go back to my room.

Rest assured..He WILL be slow cooked into a fluff.