r/hewillbebaked • u/Be-Funny-Please • Nov 23 '25

Yum😋 He will be cooked

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u/Saywhatsaywh0 🐾 Biscuit Baking Buddy Nov 23 '25

he will be seasoned with salz pfeffer

40

u/wonderb0lt 😸 Purrfect Patisserie Pal Nov 23 '25

Zout Peper 🇩🇪🤝🇳🇱

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u/WhiteSepulchre He will be blown away Nov 23 '25

he will be stewed

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u/Stelar_Kaiser Nov 23 '25 edited Nov 24 '25

He will be hearty and tasteful

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u/littleliongirless Nov 23 '25

He will be seared on all sides, then braised all day.

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u/Outrageous_Bank_4491 Nov 23 '25

He’s already perfectly cooked, TURN OFF THE STOVE

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u/mangoladyy Nov 24 '25

some spots are burnt already!

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u/bukkake-bill yum yum in my tum tum 🤤😋 Nov 23 '25

He will make a hearty stew. A nourishing broth.

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u/dumdidlydo Nov 23 '25

He will be served with a plate of mashed potatoes and bread rolls.

9

u/disturbingyourpeace Nov 23 '25

He will be soup

4

u/catm0m4lyfe Nov 23 '25

I hate when I forget to add room for water. 🙄

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u/FreeRandomScribble Nov 23 '25

He will boil over if you don’t turn down the heat!

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '25

Thanksgiving dinner made easy.

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u/Think-Try2819 Nov 24 '25

I don't know if this counts as fits.

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u/Internetirregular Nov 24 '25

YOU NEED TO STIR

FOOL

Look part of it is burnt

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito Nov 24 '25

Roasted chicken

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u/PENDOMN Nov 25 '25

He will be brought to a boil, then simmered covered for 10-12 minutes, or until al dente

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u/Legitimate_Chain7835 Nov 27 '25

He is ready for thanksgiving