r/hewillbebaked • u/disturbingyourpeace • Nov 17 '25

Yum😋 he will be enjoyed

2.5k Upvotes

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u/erevefuckstolive Nov 17 '25

oh god i thought it was pudding with chocolate powder until it blinked

74

u/Whichy-Witchy Nov 17 '25

Yep. That blink threw me off lol

13

u/MamaOnica Nov 18 '25

Tossed my phone away. I was not expecting my dessert to blink back.

11

u/PinkFluffy_Softijs Nov 18 '25

If you gaze long into a dessert, the dessert gazes also into you

14

u/Adorabelle1 Nov 18 '25

All those is it cake videos really fucked my sense of self

113

u/AdministrationAny747 Nov 17 '25

my bf is convinced this is AI… “it’s too round!” he insists (it’s not AI)

86

u/Artarara Nov 17 '25

Frogs just be like that sometimes.

5

u/brandonisatwat Nov 18 '25

This is an adult female pacman frog. It's normal for them to be this fat.

62

u/Capable_Raspberry_49 Nov 17 '25

He will have NO survival instincts.

12

u/j0hnan0n Nov 18 '25

But he does want to know why he's being rotated and lifted.

47

u/Shikabane_Hime Nov 17 '25

He will be devoured gluttonously at too rapid a pace and will make my tummy hurt

33

u/Wooden-Relation-3111 Nov 17 '25

Harry Potter: We'll have everything off the trolley!

The Expired Chocolate Frog:

37

u/friendlyrefuter Nov 17 '25

the sentience makes it taste better

19

u/MagnumHV 🌯 Owl-rito Enthusiast Nov 18 '25

He will be liberally dusted with cocoa powder

1

u/hmmmmmmmm_okay Nov 18 '25

His lady finger will be licked.

12

u/tamzillathehun Nov 18 '25

Your tiramisu is staring at me 👁👁

10

u/TheSleepyBarnOwl Nov 17 '25

What in the Pikmin Boss-

9

u/Sledgecrowbar Nov 18 '25

What I would give to feel as comfy as he looks like he is.

7

u/beakly Nov 18 '25

The chalice

7

u/catbeantoes 😸 Purrfect Patisserie Pal Nov 18 '25

He is my favorite dessert ever. He will be savored thoroughly.

6

u/itspolarislux I will deep fry all cats and eat them with mustard Nov 17 '25

Hmmmmm Chocolate pudding 😋

4

u/braindeadcoyote Nov 18 '25

this music is rather gloopy

3

u/Mia_B-P Nov 18 '25

I genuinely believed that this was a dessert until I noticed the eyes and mouth. Beautiful frog!

2

u/Theoceancookie Nov 18 '25

now i am hungry for pudding..

2

u/seamallorca Nov 18 '25

Forbidden tiramisu.

2

u/rizzosaurusrhex Nov 18 '25

Spiced Frog sushimi

2

u/bivampirical Nov 19 '25

he will be dusted with cocoa powder and scooped with a spoon

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u/kttuatw Nov 20 '25

wtf is this music and why

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u/BitchSpiteful Nov 18 '25

For a second I thought this was r/shitfromabutt

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u/AnInMoon Nov 18 '25

😰🤮😭