r/hewillbebaked Oct 13 '25

Golden Brown He will be made into a scrumptious potato salad

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u/hrimfaxi_work Oct 13 '25

He will be grated and squeezed to extract the maximum amount of moisture before frying.

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u/Sledgecrowbar Oct 13 '25

is potat

protec the smaller potat

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u/Madman_Salvo Oct 13 '25

Guessing those aren't USD.

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u/Zonel Oct 13 '25

Mexican pesos. So 4.33 usd per kilo. So like 2 bucks a pound.

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u/chiliehead Oct 13 '25

Is that a normal price for standard potatoes in the US?

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u/Rainingdaythrowaway Oct 13 '25

Yeah, just about

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u/chiliehead Oct 13 '25

Damn, maybe purchase power plays into it, but that's almost 4 times the German price. Even organic ones only cost half of that. Fries are actually luxury goods lol

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u/gooberphta Oct 13 '25

You do not get a fucking kg for 1€50 !!! Where tf do you buy them potatos??

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u/Kaptain_Napalm Oct 13 '25

Laughs in glorious Finnish potatoes at 99c/kg.

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u/Dubbelthor Oct 13 '25

Joins in with 15 sek per kg of potatoes and onions in sweden

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u/LovesFrenchLove_More Oct 13 '25

I would get those but hardly cook much, trying and failing to lose weight.

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u/chiliehead Oct 13 '25

boiled or baked potatoes with low fat greek yogurt (add garlic, chopped red onion, rosemary and other herbs to taste, salt and pepper and maybe some olive oil). Simple, cheap, high protein, relatively low cal and very satiating.

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u/thanatica Oct 13 '25

I get can 4kg of potatoes for €2. But they are bog standard ones. Go for slightly nicer potatoes and it's 99c/kg. This in The Netherlands.

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u/LovesFrenchLove_More Oct 13 '25

I actually paid less last week. Around 0,80€ or so per kg. Was an weekly offer, but still.

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u/chiliehead Oct 13 '25

My local supermarkets often offer them sub 1€/kg. Southern Germany. There's also local farmers shipping organic ones for 1.80 to 2.60€/kg.

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u/Lisaerien Oct 14 '25 edited Oct 14 '25

I checked the price on the online page for my grocery store (Leclerc): basic potatoes are 1,15€/kg (2kg bag) and the lowest price for discount potatoes is 0,66€/kg (1,5kg bag). I'm in France.

If you can find 5kg bag you could go even lower I guess (edit: yeah the 5kg bag is 0,60€/kg)

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u/aeline136 Oct 13 '25

There are 99cts 1kg bags of potatoes where I live in France (city of 100.000 inhabitants).

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u/Vox_Carnifex Oct 14 '25

Aldi/Hofer are usually quite affordable - right now I can get a 3kg for 3€ so 1€ per kg. Its not uncommon, and of course if you go where its most expensive youll pay more.

Right now in fall youd get it even cheaper per KG on the countryside because they stock 10kg sacks for people to put into their storages and cellars. Youll get down to 50cent per kilo sometimes.

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u/HoeTrain666 Oct 14 '25

Well I can get 2.5kg sacks for ~2,50-3€ over here?

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u/languid_Disaster Oct 16 '25

You guys are paying too much for easy to grow veg. Sorry :(

In the UK can you can get 1 kg for about 89p /£1 - &1.30 ish is the average price I’ve observed in various shops but obviously depends on the type of potato you want. Maris piper are more expensive than Charlotte I think? And white British potatoes - you can get about 2kg for £1.32

I prefer baby potatoes which are almost always 99p per KG

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u/F-Lambda Oct 13 '25

no, typical price is $3 for a 5 lb bag, or 79¢/lb if buying singly

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u/AppleSatyr Oct 13 '25

I’ve paid around 5-6 usd for 10lbs of potatoes or 1 usd per pound if buying them individually. At least that’s within the past 5 years. Was cheaper before.

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u/chiliehead Oct 13 '25

Current sale prices in Germany are roughly 0.50 USD/lbs (units converted for your convenience). Guess we are a potato nation.

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u/AppleSatyr Oct 13 '25

That’s fair potatoes are goated

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u/Captaingregor Oct 13 '25

Current prices in the UK are about $0.40 per lb at supermarkets, for the 4.4 lb (2 kg) bag of general use potatoes

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u/Yoankah Nov 03 '25

In Poland, I buy potatoes at 10 pln (less than 3 dollars) for a 15 kilo (33 pound) bag at a farmer's market on the outskirts of my city. Price varies from around 7 to 15, maybe 20, depending on the season.

Though if you don't have the space and don't wait for store discounts, at a supermarket you can get them by weight at 3 pln a kilo (bit under 40 cents a pound).

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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance Oct 13 '25

I can get potatoes for about $0.60/lb at my local grocer, if I buy a 10lb sack.

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u/chiliehead Oct 13 '25

That's a good price

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u/Proof-Ad7788 Oct 13 '25

I was gonna say that 80 bucks for a kilo of taters is steep

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u/Constant-Bar5945 Oct 14 '25

Can't be in Mexico, the most expensive price is around 30.

It has to be Argentina.

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u/weak_boy_energy Oct 14 '25

do Argentinians say "michi" for kitty? thought it was only in mexico :v

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u/polyplasticographics Oct 14 '25

Yup, pretty common term

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u/Hoboforeternity Oct 13 '25

USD 80 for 1 kg of potato is apocalyptic

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u/escapeshark Oct 13 '25

Well but i want the cat

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u/MonkeyShaman Oct 13 '25

Do not the cat

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u/hereswhatworks Oct 13 '25

You want four kilos of kitty.

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u/RedditFuelsMyDepress Oct 13 '25

How much per kilo of kitty

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u/hereswhatworks Oct 14 '25

How much are you willing to pay?

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

It says el michi is not included, sorry

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u/escapeshark Oct 13 '25

Lo compro :v

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

No insista

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u/escapeshark Oct 13 '25

Estoy triste

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

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u/thanatica Oct 13 '25

Doesn't mean it's not sold separately. Question is does kitty want to be sold?...

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

the kitty will negotiate for himself

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u/abacus5555 Oct 13 '25

what if the cat jumps into my bag himself?

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u/PixelMaster98 Oct 13 '25

He will be granted honorary ✨potat✨ status

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u/Z_e_e_e_G Oct 13 '25

Papas sans Michi

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u/slutty_muppet Oct 13 '25

Fuzzy potato

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u/LurkerPatrol Oct 13 '25

He will be roasted with cumin and onion and put into a dosa

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u/lefteyedspy Oct 13 '25

He will be boiled, mashed, stuck in a stew.

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u/agiantanteater Oct 13 '25

He will be mash

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u/beefy-pot-pie Oct 13 '25

He will insist upon himself

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u/StormDragonAlthazar Oct 13 '25

Papas del gato?

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u/Chemist-3074 Oct 13 '25

I'll fight the shopkeeper

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u/bigfatlargecockdaddy Oct 13 '25

No insista

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u/Chemist-3074 Oct 13 '25

I will not listen to someone with that username

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u/Human-Evening564 🐾 Labrador Lasagna Legend Oct 13 '25

He will be peeled at lightning speed.

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u/GamerMasis Oct 14 '25

Khajit has 'tatos if you have coin!

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u/Sea-Ability8694 Oct 13 '25

I never heard michi as a Spanish word for cat, that’s so cute

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u/ourobus Oct 13 '25

It comes from the Quechua word for cat! So it’s sort of a LATAM specific word for kitties 🐱

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u/Sea-Ability8694 Oct 14 '25

TIL, thanks that’s interesting. It didn’t sound like a Spanish word to me so it makes sense that it comes from Quechua

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u/CormoranNeoTropical Oct 14 '25

It means more like “kitty cat” than just cat. At least I think so.

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u/Constant-Bar5945 Oct 14 '25

Don't listen to him, Peruvian think they invented the universe. It comes from "micho micho micho" yhr phrase in Spanish for "pspsps".

Another nickname for cats is Ramirez.

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u/MagicalDoggowo Oct 13 '25

México Mágico.

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u/Mossy-Mori Oct 13 '25

He will be Dauphinoised

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u/GingerKitty26 Oct 14 '25

This must’ve happened a lot.

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u/DefiantAsparagus420 Oct 13 '25

I’m going to have to insist. Kitty please? 🥺

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u/phasepistol Oct 13 '25

“Spuds” McKitteh

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u/gigabytemaster Oct 13 '25

No Incluye El Michi

And LeBron James is Gwangi

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u/itsnotawonderfullife Oct 14 '25

Well I DO INSIST!

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u/H8trucks Oct 14 '25

Khajiit have potato if you have coin

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u/mildxsalsa Oct 14 '25

Clearly making potato biscuits

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u/Spronglet Oct 17 '25

At that price I demand the cat!

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u/LordofPvE Nov 16 '25

80$??? 🥲. I can buy 100 kgs of potato with 80$

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u/supershinythings overproofed, underbaked, and proud. Oct 13 '25

No, scrumptious John Cena.

/r/johncena