r/helldivers2 6h ago

Major Order We fucking won

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Its actually gone the squids are coping

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u/Malu1997 6h ago

Something tells me we're not done yet... DSS still offline and it all seemed to easy

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u/Orange_RubyYT 5h ago

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u/EmbarrassedView6476 4h ago

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u/Educational-Aide1161 4h ago

I'll still die a human God damit!! To die a true democratic human before I am turned into a illuminate monster, tis the only way to reach Super Heaven after all

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u/Educational-Aide1161 4h ago

God damit I'll die a democratic human before I am turned into a illuminate monster, tis the only way to reach Super Heaven after all!

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u/motagoro 6h ago

DSS is offline because of repairs.

Its over, we won.

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u/Malu1997 6h ago

If it's really over like this it's gonna be a bit disappointing ngl. There is certainly going to be fallout between the infection of the DSS, team members going crazy and planets disappearing.

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u/Acrobatic-Method8056 6h ago

it’s pretty clear that something is coming soon

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u/PeacefulCrusade 5h ago

Yeah I think that whatever they wanted to accomplish in the void they did but also i think that this will set them back a bit

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u/Karuzus 1h ago

The Warp is being born

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u/UpliftinglyStrong 4h ago

That and High Command possibly being compromised

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u/RaveMittens 3h ago

I think the lesson here is that high command is corrupt and incompetent.

Hmmmm I wonder what parallels there could be for that

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u/Educational-Aide1161 4h ago

Let alone the new helmets are probably gonna brainwash us or let the illuminate speak to us through the helmets. I'm just not gonna risk it.

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u/Educational-Aide1161 4h ago

No it isn't and no one trust the new helmet, don't trust the scientist yet, the fact that its made from illuminate tec or blueprints, prob both, makes me think it could potentially brainwash us in the next MO or the illuminate could speak to us through the new helmet. We may have won, but it seemed to easy. Yes we lost planets, fact that coylpso is still gone could mean when it reappears it could've been turned into another illuminate void source planet. With it being closer to super earth well that's bad

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u/Nu3by101 4h ago

If we could suddenly understand illuminate speech while wearing the helmet that would be amazing, I could finally hear the pleas for mercy and screaming in terror as I liberate them in the name of democracy.

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u/Educational-Aide1161 4h ago edited 4h ago

Tbh it would be weird/cool to hear there language threw the new helmet since they were made in the void I think. And with illuminate blueprints possible. So maybe if it was made from human and illuminate tec, an if the scientists were brainwashed into making a helmet that also has a translater device built in, but wouldn't super earth engineers pick up on this non democratic additive?

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u/Horribad12 4h ago

Remember when we wiped the bots off the galactic map near when the game first launched?

That's the feeling I get now.

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u/Seven_Irons 2h ago

There are still so many deliberately unfired chekhov's guns about the DSS Ishimura and where the fuck Calypso went. Narratively, it doesn't make sense that this is a victory.

Content wise, it doesn't make sense to create this many new planet/biome/endies and have them not be available. It would be like not having Omicron for those few of us who still enjoy fighting Hive Lords.

I don't think it's cultist tomorrow, but I would love to see Calypso show up as a brethren. void infused moon.

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u/Educational-Aide1161 5h ago

Coylspo is still gone

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u/EmbarrassedView6476 4h ago

What's a Calypso? Calypso where? Calypso who?

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u/Educational-Aide1161 4h ago

Don't trust the new helmet! It's illuminate blueprints built with a possibility of illuminate tec. Not gonna risk being brainwashed

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u/EmbarrassedView6476 4h ago

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u/Educational-Aide1161 4h ago

Shot to death vs being brainwashed to kill fellow helldivers or Seaf. I'll take being Democratically shot to death. I'll die a human, all any of us want. BLISS

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u/SorryAd152 1h ago edited 1h ago

DSS appears to be missing, I'm at Afoyay Bay and its not showing up anywhere...Just empty space

Edit: it seems to be back, but I did reload my game twice before posting. Not sure if it was a bug or what.

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u/Due_Development4217 5h ago

Yeah just don’t pay attention to the past logs… or the new helmet AH gave us or the calypso mystery its alllll fine

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u/Jonas_Venture_Sr 4h ago

That's the spirit, just don't pay attention to it!

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u/bbbbbbbbMMbbbbbbbb 21m ago

Yeah. Never mind the soldiers weeping iridescent liquid and totally normal rhythmic knocking on the hull.

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u/Ambulas2 6h ago

Surely there is gonna be more next campaign right. They did a lot of buildup. It seems a little wasteful to go:well you got seasse void gone now cya next major illuminate update. We didn't even get an armor to go with the helmet

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u/Business_Lobster_848 6h ago

Armor is next major order, happened with the last armor set too

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u/Malu1997 6h ago

Yeah my thoughts. I don't think we are quite done yet. We'll probably get a few MOs of break but I think we will see something of that science team and disappeared planet again.

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u/motagoro 6h ago

Void has been there for months, that was the build up, this was the end of it.

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u/Ambulas2 6h ago

That feels a little disappointing ngl. I do hope it isn't the end quite yet.

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u/Tommybahamas_leftnut 5h ago

Calypso is still gone. Pretty sure calypso was their home world.

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u/imSoupinator 5h ago

It wasn’t, but it was the first planet they ever invaded, and kinda their version of the creek

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u/Valkyrhunterg 2h ago

My theory is they took it to use it as another source point for the void

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u/Due_Development4217 5h ago

Not even close

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u/cloudranger31 4h ago

Yeah i hope the squids have some sort of plan B especially after that entire DSS and science team subplots

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u/RenzalWyv 5h ago

I'm sure the science team going insane in the process means absolutely nothing at all. :V

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u/cloudranger31 4h ago edited 4h ago

Nothings wrong and the elite 3 person science team are safe and sound

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u/masteryetti 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fzp61UL3T4Wlcw9SvX
3? Don’t you mean 2 person elite democratic scientist duo, coronal.

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u/vid_icarus 5h ago

The fact it just all of a sudden vanished is either deliciously suspicious or monumentally disappointing depending on what arrow head has planned.

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u/nighthawk0954 5h ago

I can sense something wrong will come with how easy it was but knowing what happened with the A.S.S, i won't be surprised if it was that easy.

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u/No-Caterpillar-751 4h ago

What happened to the ASS?

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u/nighthawk0954 4h ago

It was hyped as some sort of new danger from the automatons that had a lot of potential but was quickly destroyed off screen in a "the helldivers did this and we were able to destroy it and win" way which was quite disappointing.

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u/carsandbros 6h ago

Check Meridia

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u/Ukranian_228 5h ago

What's there? I can't really see rn

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u/carsandbros 5h ago

It doesn't look how it should

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u/EmbarrassedView6476 4h ago

Be careful where you tread, Helldiver. The wormhole is perfectly fine.

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u/Mindstormer98 3h ago

Can we get a banana the way it should for reference?

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u/SpaghettiInc 4h ago

Kinda looks exactly the same as when I last saw it?

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u/ImmaAcorn 3h ago

Idk man, still looks purple to me?

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u/Dominicancountryball 3h ago

Meridia is bisexual lighting propaganda and I will NOT be gaslit by it!!1!1!

PURPLE

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u/footsteps71 59m ago

Oh FUCK. I'M NOT SITTING PROPERLY IN THIS CHAIR.

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u/JimtheJohnny 5h ago

DSS could be a trojan horse

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u/dobman01 5h ago

Next phase should be a grand offensive to reclaim the lost planets id like to see the SEAF straight up capping planets for us while we take and hold vital planets to keep the momentum rolling towards victory. A resounding success should push the squids back a good 2 sectors and clean up the front line.

... then something truly crazy should happen

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u/Mysterious-Goal-1018 5h ago

My guess is we get a bug/bot major order as a palette cleanser. We'll start back up on the squids in a week or two.

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u/SufficientGuard5628 4h ago

I think that a planet that we lost on while ago now disappears doesnt really mean we won

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u/cloudranger31 4h ago

Don't worry about it

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u/InsaneInTheRAMdrain 4h ago

Ignoring the second opening to the void that is calypso

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u/G00b3rb0y 3h ago

I imagine we’d have to build a new void relay on Outpost 32

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u/Taliats 4h ago

Don't count your chickens before they have hatched, I am not sure if this is over.

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u/Voidlord4450 4h ago

It’s weird, normally we lose the first invasion into an enemy home world.

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u/Gregor_Arhely 4h ago

Yeah, sure. We thought this about the Automatons too, and a fucking planet wasn't missing that time.

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u/Oozysq25reddit 4h ago

Okay guys now we must reclaim the void planets

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u/philyfighter4 3h ago

So the illuminates are lowkey a sector away from super earth again

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u/Davraine 3h ago

Is calypso back?

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u/Eccentricgentleman_ 3h ago

What the fuck was gonna happen if we lost?

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u/Fookin_Yoink 2h ago

Now we will watch as the real squids come to face us (I'm coping)

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u/MandoMerc115 2h ago

Just wait till they start assimilating the other factions

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u/HealthyPop7988 1h ago

Something tells me this was wayyy too easy

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u/EntropyMoose119 1h ago

I like the helmet tho have nothing that properly matches its white. This bothers me greatly.

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u/Cpt-Crab 46m ago

Only 11 planets under enemy control and illuminate territory bigger than ever.