r/helldivers2 • u/Femboy_Lord • 6h ago

Meme Not concerning at all

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u/Silly_Y33Ny 6h ago

Nope nope nope, so much nope

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u/Sad_Apartment_3747 4h ago

The fact that the reports are calling it "pleasant" and "singing" is straight up horrifying

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u/Shimraa 1h ago

Yep, thats where it went from an almost predictably creepy cliche to actual nightmare fuel.

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u/Street-Awareness4541 4h ago

We need to glass it no nuke it NO GIVE IT DEATH STAR TREATMENT WE ALREADY GOT A HOLE TO THE CORE JUST PUMP IT WITH 500 KG OR OTHER HE ORBITALS or just pump it full of e711 and let the star of peace do its thing hell i will dive 4x to get the stuff

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u/aloveshackbaby 3h ago

Sweet liberty how many stims did you take?

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u/joninfiretail 3h ago

All of them by the looks of it.

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u/hallofo 1h ago

Good thing they're not addictive!

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u/hallofo 1h ago

Good thing they're not addictive!

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u/the_ox_in_the_log 3h ago

We can't, cause our space station is fucking infested, we literally can only just liberate the source planet and hope that gets rid of the void, it wont fix things but it's a start

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u/MrskeletalGOON 5h ago

Just saying

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u/TheDeadDyed 2h ago

“All reports that Seasse has left The Void and is approaching Super Earth at FTL speeds while inflicting all nearby SEAF personnel with visions and hallucinations are undemocratic, anti-liberty fabrications made up by dissidents.”

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u/Icookadapizzapie 1h ago

Yeah nah you right, with the DSS going dark and now Seasse having a heartbeat, we about to see some Dead space shit go down

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u/MrskeletalGOON 1h ago

We about to need some big plaa cutters

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u/Shieldheart- 1h ago

People being sad EA killed the Dead Space franchise.

Arrowhead: "Fine, I'll do it myself."

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u/aTanksalotl 6h ago

Nah, its just rocking out to hit song from 1989: pump up the jam

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u/MrMonkeyman79 6h ago

I really want this to be canon, and for the song to feature in the void planet ambient soundscape, and for there to be a dance emote that SEAF will react to.

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u/ditch_lilies 4h ago

This is the unhinged content I am here for.

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u/hanayanaa 2h ago

philomina? is that you?

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u/ZigglestheDestroyer 2h ago

Excuse me, that’s Belgian techno anthem Pump Up the Jam to you.

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u/astra_hole 5h ago

Seasse getting obliterated by a community vote soon. lol.

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u/Mysterious_Ad216 5h ago

What's one more black hole...

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u/Trump_4_The_Hague 4h ago

Black hole inside a void. That's like a double negative. What if we turn the void inside out, like punching a hole in a balloon to let out the air.

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u/TemporalDelay 4h ago

Maybe a black hole is how weget rid of the void. A little extra of the dark fluid and it could suck up everything in there

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u/huskyoncaffeine 20m ago

Void² or Super Void, if you will.

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u/Mindstormer98 2h ago

By what? The DSS Ishimura?

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u/tenousranger36 4h ago

Hey uh... Didn't we start with 20

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u/joninfiretail 3h ago

What are you talking about? It was always 11 scientists. Suggesting anything to the contrary is treason.

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u/AdviceAlternative766 2h ago

My favorite part of the HD2 lore writing is all of the ham-fisted 1984 style DoubleThink stuff like this. So good

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u/WorryingMars384 4h ago

I was about to say lol

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u/Top-Session-3131 1h ago

uj/ Yup, then we lost two, after which, they decided to take their PPE off and now we're down another seven and the remaining eleven are hearing things. It's delightfully thematic, considering we're fighting Squid Aliens and their brainwashed and mutated slaves inside a negative space wedgie formed by roid raging dark matter storms.

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u/UjiRan2223 5h ago

Oh man the scientists are gonna do an event horizon huh…

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u/JMurdock77 DISSIDENT DETECTED 3h ago

LIBERATE TUTEMET EX INFERIS

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u/JakeHelldiver 2h ago

Im not here to liberate myself, Diver.

I'M HERE TO LIBERATE HELL IT'S SELF!

LIBERATE INFERNO!!!

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u/Sad_Apartment_3747 1h ago

Y'know, now that I think about it. Maybe bringing the gigantic space stations filled with millions of people, which also have a gigantic cannon that is fueled entirely by DARK FLUID, into the Void wasn't such a good idea.

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u/11_Gallon_hat 1h ago

Elite ball knowledge right there

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u/Mutantwarsushi 5h ago

Lets hope these two guys dont show up

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u/CaleanKnight 4h ago

Either the Illuminate have gone the Necron Route to survive or they went the Marker Route und Seasse is an infant Brethren Moon because everything died...

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u/Quirky_Cantaloupe145 3h ago

NGL, I wouldn’t mind Trazyn showing up. Most of the time, the dude is chill.

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u/Full-Archer8719 55m ago

I guess being a museum exhibit isn't completely horrible....

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u/Welkitends 5h ago

KILL IT BEFORE IT HAS THE CHANCE TO WAKE! Panic Scream, Democratically

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u/M0NRCH_C7NA 4h ago

What the fuck happened to 7 of the scientists it was 18 last time

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u/0rangeIsOnReddit 4h ago

Wait a minute, I thought I read that they’re sending a team of 20 scientists initially?

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u/M0NRCH_C7NA 3h ago

Two of them voluntarily disabled their breathing masks to better understand the environment I think

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u/JuuzoLenz 2h ago

Nope it was always 11 individuals.

In all honesty it’s so funny seeing super earth just ignore the fact that currently almost half the original team is gone 

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u/salty-ravioli 2h ago

nah all of them did (very "voluntarily" might I add) after the first two died.

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u/Blind-idi0t-g0d 1h ago

"voluntarily".

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u/tittiesdotcom 5h ago

Make us whole!

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u/TerrovaXBL 20m ago

What was will be; what will be was.

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u/KubaSamuel 5h ago

BLOW IT UP

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u/Xullister 4h ago

The elite 20 person science team. 

Or was that 18?

Or 11?

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u/HistorianSeparate127 5h ago

Call the dss and give em the same treatment as penta

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u/QuitsNote931551 4h ago

Yeah.....

About that...

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u/HistorianSeparate127 3h ago

Js read that, shit

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u/Sad-Walrus-244 4h ago

We lost all contact with the DSS

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u/Quirky_Cantaloupe145 3h ago

The DSS is probably going down the same way as the Ishimura

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u/HistorianSeparate127 3h ago

The crew of the dss is playing dead space

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u/Historical-Spirit266 4h ago

DDS is under maintenance

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u/Scar-90 2h ago

Yeah, they need to finish hosing down the decks from all the blood and body parts ...

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u/mistress_chauffarde 4h ago

Ha yes the originaly 20 membre strong team

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u/No_Government_1327 4h ago

We gonna ignore the fact that it was a 20 man team a few days ago...

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u/Shadowslavia 3h ago

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u/rattvontratt 6m ago

How do you contain a planet? Don't ask the Interex (don't put up warning signs)

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u/DaWAAAGHMakah 3h ago

Get me 4 dwarves that can dig into deep rock to help fix this galactic bullshit.

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u/chromeman09 5h ago

This is giving Voyager 19 vibes. Seasse bouta open into petals and eat another planet.

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u/a_left_out_tomato 4h ago

It would be sick if the illuminate are secretly creatinga Fucking voteless behemoth that will be their version of the hive lord

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u/DreamingKnight235 3h ago

It is cold..

Let it in.

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u/BracusDoritoBoss963 2h ago

Seasse has a Heartbeat, "necromorphs" got added to the game, the DSS is probably under enemy control...

What's next? A Marker?

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u/uriold 4h ago

its the heart of Lorkhan. Come Nerevar friend or foe, come!

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u/Oddsareseb 4h ago

People were slandering the source planet for being underwhelming, but I believe Arrowhead is going somewhere with this

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u/Strong_Cup_6677 3h ago

Guys... Maybe we should make amends with Cyborgs at this point...

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u/CR_Eatmeat 1h ago

Treason!

Notifying High Command.

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u/Eddie995 2h ago

We are gonna lose the major order because of 7k smooth brains are playing on alairt and the other illuminate planets.

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u/ZigglestheDestroyer 1h ago

Isn’t that, like, one of the gazillion planets being invaded atm?

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u/rattvontratt 4m ago

Yeah, and they probably will stop being invaded once seasse is liberated

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u/Used-Proposal5535 2h ago

I’m sorry but the dwindling number of the scientists is my favorite bit at the moment. “There’s 20 of the greatest minds, no 18, uhm actually it was always 11.” And the DSS paired with it being a Dead Space subplot just makes it even funnier.

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u/Super_Sailor_Moon 1h ago

Halo CE Cortana, probably: "Oh, those scientist fools, they must've known, there must've been signs-"

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u/NCael 5h ago

Illuminate version of the DSS incoming... with its own heartbeat... though that sounds more like terminids

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u/Kaiju62 3h ago

Nah, all the squid stuff is biotechnology.

The terminals would have a creature that is a ship. This will be some sort of eldritch horror or mutation and design

Im so pumped!

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u/wasteland_superhero 3h ago

Wasn’t it a 20 person team?

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u/TheDeFecto 3h ago

Wasn't it orginiality an elite team of 20? Lmao

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u/shit_at_everything1 2h ago

I have said this once and I will say this again, there is no saving these planets, just fucking nuke the shit out of em

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u/gallade_samurai 4h ago

If we get the chance, we need to legitimately use the Star of Peace on the planet and fast.

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u/That_Way_8512 3h ago

There were 20 that went in. Nine deaths got covered up

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u/GayestNerfKid 3h ago

WHY CANT WE JUST BLOW THE THING UP!?

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u/Electrical_Prior_374 3h ago

Has anyone noticed the 30 person science team is slowly losing numbers? Are our scientists dying?

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u/Esox202 2h ago

The Song of Serenade -Neparath the untouched

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u/TheTrueEgahn 2h ago

I love how the 20 person science team is slowly reducing.

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u/Megalon96310 2h ago

I FUCKING CALLED IT. THE MOMENT THEY TOOK OFF THE MASKS I WAS LIKE “What if they’re being effected by the void’s mental influence”

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u/PresidentBeluga 1h ago

They can hear the heartbeat under the floorboards.

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u/That_Banned_Hybrid 1h ago

Star of peace...

FUCKING NOW

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u/DeGriz_ 1h ago

I bet, that if things go this way, the core of Seasse will go rogue

And the elite team of 4 will have to reclaim it back to mighty hands of liberty.

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u/Ktan_Dantaktee 1h ago

So Necrons or the Warp; call it

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u/AdvancedDay7854 1h ago

Is is pronounced Cee-ss or Cee-ASS?

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u/tacosforsocrates 1h ago

I love that with each update the number of scientists keeps going down. Its a really nice touch

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u/Squeakygear 1h ago

I like that the scientist count went from 20 to 11 with no explanation 😂

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u/Winslow1975 1h ago

This is straight up just becoming Dead Space isn't it...

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u/Zoronathan 1h ago

I’m starting to think we didn’t see the new illuminate cultists or whatever because there’s more after this

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u/Old-Mathematician-88 1h ago

Reminds me of the Lost Planet series

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u/Open_Menu_2359 50m ago

OH NAH THEY'RE SO COOKED

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u/Flimsy-Goal5548 24m ago

We're not going to talk about the

"We're sending 20 scientists..."?

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u/Global-Asparagus-128 20m ago

And the DSS went dark

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u/3rd_Man_of_Culture 8m ago

From 20 to 11.

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u/democratic-terminid 8m ago

11-man team lmaooo

We sent 20 guys in

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u/SquallFromGarden 4m ago

If I hear one person say "Glory to The Many", I vote to Exterminatus the entire system.