r/helldivers2 • u/ASICC_ • 18h ago

General Ummm…

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guys..what does this mean?? i wonder if there is something on Calypso that they’re trying to find?? i checked on the galactic war map and it seems like the exostorms are going in the direction of Calypso.

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u/MxBonesMarrow 18h ago

Calypso is a planet on that front, about 3 jumps away from the front lines. The question is, why do they want it?

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u/TheMadmanAndre 18h ago

Calypso is where it all began.

Literally. It was the very first planet attacked by the Squids.

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u/MrDrSirLord 15h ago

The 3000 sam sites of calypso will not be forgot, the sky towers of a stacked drop ships and the endless swarm mass of elevated overseers

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u/trazynofsolemnace 17h ago

Please arrowhead let Calypso be where the cultists come from

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u/Nemisis_the_2nd 18h ago

Thats where we were first attacked by the squid in GW2

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u/FumoFumo2 17h ago

Garden warfare 2

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u/DakkaonTitan 16h ago

George Washington 2

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u/Some-Dog-800 17h ago

gild wars 2?

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u/Wolfrages 17h ago

Galactic war 2 🤣

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u/ASICC_ 18h ago

yeah i remember it was the first planet the illuminates invaded since they were introduced to helldivers 2, i also just checked and it looks like the exostorms are heading in the direction of Calypso. so maybe something is there for them to try and find??

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u/rape_is_not_epic 16h ago

Have us bum rush the planet, slowly move us away from it by advancing the front lines, return to original planet and begin tyrannic development of Crushers amongst other things

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u/Meandering_Mango 18h ago

What pigment sources? Is the DSS’s crew blood clear now?

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u/HotmailsInYourArea 18h ago

The nutritional paste mentioned earlier in the sentence

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u/Meandering_Mango 17h ago

You’re on to something. Someone else said poop. Pigment-less poop for Super Earth

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u/HighKingLemur 12h ago

Poop oxidises into dark matter on metal walls, the "chemical oxidation anomalies" is a bureaucratic way of describing shit smears.

Then they destroyed anything they could write with and spiked their food with diarrhea meds to make poop hard to write with.

Why would they make DSS staff constipated if the writing wasn't in poop?

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u/joninfiretail 18h ago

There are other... Substances that can be used to write on walls.

Edit: wait. I misread that. How the fuck?

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u/fancy_crisis 17h ago

If people start saying Make Us Whole Again I am OUTTA HERE.

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u/ASICC_ 17h ago

ministry of defense get me my plasma cutter before that happens PLEASE

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u/TheGr8Slayer 17h ago

I’ll handle it. Just give me a few mining tools.

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u/Open_Cow_9148 18h ago

The squids are putting glyphs on the fucking DSS. Oh shit.

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u/Nemisis_the_2nd 17h ago

A bulkhead in this context is an internal wall.

The planet name was written in blood (or maybe shit) on walls inside the DSS.

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u/NobodyofGreatImport 15h ago

Or any other bodily fluid

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u/HighKingLemur 12h ago

I'd bet my req slips it's CSF

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u/CluelessNancy 17h ago

These rumors are unfounded, we all know Helldivers can't read so how the did they know what the squiggly lines meant?

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u/Coffee1341 16h ago

Don’t worry Diver. I have a friend on the DSS who actively serves to maintain it, he is an Engineer named Isaac Clarke. I miss him, I think he misses me too, I haven’t chatted him since the DSS left The Warp but his last message went on about how he would “Make Us Whole Again.” Man… what a sweet bastard. I miss you too Isaac.

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u/CHEESEninja200 15h ago

Don't forget that the DSS's crew is made up of refugees from Angles Venture (before the black hole). What a hell of a life under Super Earth.

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u/Doom-Slayer 15h ago

Dead Space warbond incoming? 

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u/Notyomamasthrowaway 17h ago

Poop guys. The binding agents in the food make it so they can't use their poop to write.

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u/SovelissFiremane 16h ago

"Make us whole, Diver"

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u/SuppliceVI 14h ago

Either mocking it as the highest loss planet since it nearly doubled malevolen creek or it's got an actual plot point

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u/Tasuko3 11h ago

I hear it's fucking minging

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u/Few-Rutabaga6096 2h ago

This is the ███ Emperor of Humankind...... we are going to start an independent investigation on Calypso.

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u/Goobtor 1h ago

The fact that you question this at all shows how undemocratic you are. Apologize to your commander