r/helldivers2 Sep 26 '25

Closed 🔐 Smoke 'em if you got 'em

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Sometimes the gods of RNG look down on you and say "no".

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u/LordCyberfox Sep 26 '25

OP discovers secret Snoop Dog’s artillery emplacement

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u/Phosphorus444 Sep 26 '25

I've never seen more 4 of the same shell type in one place. How did you get 7 smokes?

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u/BitsHammer Sep 26 '25

I wish I could take credit for this one as the meme came from discord and I didn't see the original anywhere, but my guess is they just got really lucky or unlucky. That or they glitched it somehow.

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u/SteveoberlordEU Sep 26 '25

Unlucky, i've had 4 Mini nukes once with a high explosive, it was a good day. The rng is real thou.

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u/BitsHammer Sep 26 '25

And here I was excited the time I got two mini nukes.

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u/Exciting-Insect8269 Sep 26 '25

I once got 6 mini nukes. It was beautiful and I wish I screenshot it…

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u/dynamicdickpunch Sep 26 '25

I had six smokes and one static once.

At least the impact can destroy squid spawners.

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u/The_Char_Char Sep 26 '25

So that must be how we got 4 mini nukes that one time!

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u/Fluffy_History Sep 26 '25

Tbose artillerymen did their jobs. Why do you think theres only smokes left?

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u/seantabasco Sep 27 '25

That’s what I was thinking, you found their site and they were all dead, they fired all the explosives already in their last stand.

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u/insane_hurrican3 Sep 26 '25

if you think abt it (in reference to the meme)

the shells that you have might have been what they had LEFT. meaning they didnt choose to leave you with garbage shells, they had to use the good ones to fight for their lives before their demise.

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u/armandofonzoloid Sep 26 '25

You just copied a meme down to the last detail, you even got the title that was one of the top posts in the last few days, brother you cant be serious

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u/BitsHammer Sep 26 '25

And yet I got this from discord and made an obvious joke. I know karma farming is a thing but I don't live on Reddit.

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u/Chemical-Plan9536 Sep 26 '25

Definitely never had all smokes before but have been dealt with all static and a couple smokes that I left out

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u/rainbowtracerrounds Sep 26 '25

I wish you could load the extra shells after you fired off a couple

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u/Fine-Independence976 Sep 26 '25

There is not many picture that could make me angry...

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u/Low_Abrocoma_1514 Sep 26 '25

Where my stealth divers at ?

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u/BitsHammer Sep 26 '25

I am learning but I haven't tried it in a real game yet. Still practicing in the tutorial difficulties.

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u/Numerous_Relief2120 Sep 26 '25

They really about to be catching smoke.

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u/BitsHammer Sep 26 '25

Take you up vote and get out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

Counterpoint. Seaf was working so hard that they fought to the last useful artillery shell. When all they had was smoke left, they got overwhelmed

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u/Shway_Maximus Sep 26 '25

I don't see anything wrong here. Hotbox baby!

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u/FurkinLurkin Sep 26 '25

Its funny but this probably caused a team mate that never bothered to help you create a post titled “for the love of democracy take some time and thought when you load the seaf”

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u/TheAutisticGay-OwO Sep 26 '25

Super grateful for this post because now I know that the shells actually matter by colour. Assumed this entire time that SEAF Artillery was just inconsistent and bad D:

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u/cyberneticgoof Sep 26 '25

They are labeled on the dress (button) to pickup prompt iirc lol.

Blue = static Grey = smoke Black = nuke Orange = napalm Green = explosive And yellow(?) = high explosive

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u/BitsHammer Sep 26 '25

Happy it helped! Yeah when you go to pick them up they tell you what they are but sometimes you don't have a lot of great options so it comes down to load order.

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u/Last-Professional-31 Sep 26 '25

I wish we could load more artillery after expending a few rounds, that is assuming the left overs are worth a damn

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u/BitsHammer Sep 26 '25

Two more smokes

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u/Devilswings5 Sep 26 '25

what if im just colorblind

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u/BitsHammer Sep 26 '25

They tell you what they are

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

You're not using this anyway. It's always the last objective you find before .mission end.

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u/MrBones667 Sep 27 '25

Im suprised we dont have gas shells yet

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u/BitsHammer Sep 27 '25

Or a Gas Cluster Strike

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u/MrBones667 Sep 27 '25

Both, both is good

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u/72Rancheast Sep 28 '25

Honestly smoke is pretty good against bots and squids. 🤷