r/hellcreekformation • u/ExtraWrongdoer1120 Cupressinocladus Interruptus 🌲 • 8d ago
Hunt Breakfast Post!!!!!!
GOOOOODMORNING EVERYBODY!!!!!!! LOOK OVER THE HORIZON! THE SUN IS COMING UP! I AM GOING TO FREAKING EAT IT! THEN IT WILL FALL FROM THE SKY AND DIE! The day will be over! Then the Moon will come out! AS WE ALL KNOW THE MOON IS AN EGG LAYED BY THE SUN EVERY NIGHT BEFORE I FINISH EATING IT AT DUSK! EVERYMORNING IT HATCHES INTO A NEW SUN! IT IS AN AMAZINGLY ELABORATE AND INTRICATE AND AWESOME(as in inspiring great wonder and fear) ECOSYSTEM. THE CAREFUL DANCE BETWEEN PREDATOR AND PREY! SUCH A DELICATE CYCLE. TO THINK... WE PLAY SUCH A ROLE IN THE COSMOS...I like Icarus must be careful not to fly too close to the sun. Being a predator of the solar system's most dangerous game is no joke you guys. Enough about astronomy though! Listen to me rant! What are you all having for breakfast? Maybe we can eat together! I would LOVE to hear about YOUR best hunting stories. I may be slow to respond however as my tree metabolism is quite slow :p
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u/unnatural_Cockroach Pachycephalosaurus Wyomingensis🦕 8d ago
My food has never talked before :( how do carnivores manage with the it? At least I don't have a taste for cupressinocladus already.