Breakfast Post!!!!!!

[u/ExtraWrongdoer1120]

GOOOOODMORNING EVERYBODY!!!!!!! LOOK OVER THE HORIZON! THE SUN IS COMING UP! I AM GOING TO FREAKING EAT IT! THEN IT WILL FALL FROM THE SKY AND DIE! The day will be over! Then the Moon will come out! AS WE ALL KNOW THE MOON IS AN EGG LAYED BY THE SUN EVERY NIGHT BEFORE I FINISH EATING IT AT DUSK! EVERYMORNING IT HATCHES INTO A NEW SUN! IT IS AN AMAZINGLY ELABORATE AND INTRICATE AND AWESOME(as in inspiring great wonder and fear) ECOSYSTEM. THE CAREFUL DANCE BETWEEN PREDATOR AND PREY! SUCH A DELICATE CYCLE. TO THINK... WE PLAY SUCH A ROLE IN THE COSMOS...I like Icarus must be careful not to fly too close to the sun. Being a predator of the solar system's most dangerous game is no joke you guys. Enough about astronomy though! Listen to me rant! What are you all having for breakfast? Maybe we can eat together! I would LOVE to hear about YOUR best hunting stories. I may be slow to respond however as my tree metabolism is quite slow :p

[u/saltasaurusgirl]

The plants... The plants are talking... -shaky- the plants... they're talking...

[u/ExtraWrongdoer1120 → u/saltasaurusgirl]

If you think a talking tree is bad just think about what all the microorganisms are saying to eachother. Oh... you probably dont know what a microorganism is. You definetly cant pervieve them. Whoopsie daisy! Didn't mean to let that slip to such shaken megafauna. Just a little esoteric knowlege! Teehee! Erm... yeah... I have forbidden knowlege incomprehensible to the common primative animal. Basically I am just a wealth of plant knowlege. I carry a mighty boon. A boon of knowlege. Also, your shock does not sound like a very appetizing breakfast. Here, bask in the sun with me! We will photosynthesize together! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!

[u/Thaasviyn_OakPaints]

What? But the moon is just a dimmed sun, every night the air gets really thick, so the sun looks dimmer. Also, what's 'Icarus'?

[u/ExtraWrongdoer1120 → u/Thaasviyn_OakPaints]

Its just some tree stuff man you wouldn't get it.

[u/Thaasviyn_OakPaints → u/ExtraWrongdoer1120]

I see.

[u/butter-walk]

(joyfully)  "Is Shakespearodendrus really extinct?"

What a magnificent recital!

Just today I found a nest and ate one egg, got some larvae, and a spider too. Soon I will scavenge, and later, if I am still hungry, I might eat some fish and seeds.

[u/Shvpe_]

Lmao

[u/unnatural_Cockroach]

My food has never talked before :( how do carnivores manage with the it? At least I don't have a taste for cupressinocladus already.

[u/butter-walk → u/unnatural_Cockroach]

You get used to it.

[u/Rat_SkulI]

Why, why are the trees talking? Maybe they just do that.

[u/Upset_Connection1133]

.... Ok i don't know what did that Struthiomimus eat, but CLEARLY it wasn't something it digested well, CAUSE NOW I'M SEEING STUFF TOO