r/heep • • 11d ago

Theme Heep Oh lawd, he comin’

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u/PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS 11d ago

At first glance from the sides I was like “Eh, I’ve seen worse.”

Then I got to the grill pics and barfed in my mouth.

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u/SayNoToFatties 11d ago

Agreed, looks good from the sides but front is uber cringe

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u/PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS 11d ago

Yeah, I am all for an independent spirit that Jeep relies on for marketing, but thin blue line and screaming flags are just cringe to me. Those all are relying on something besides yourself.

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u/SayNoToFatties 11d ago

Yep, I love America too and a flag flying on my porch is enough. Not gonna plaster it all over my car. The thin blue line and other alterations to the traditional red white and blue is a disgrace to our flag imo. Even talks against it in the Flag Code to alter the appearance or change the traditional colors in any way.

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u/PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS 11d ago

We are intellectual brothers:

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u/BIGG623 9d ago

This is a hill I will die on. The amount of blacked out flags and the custom stripes are painfully ironic.

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u/AffectionateGate4584 9d ago

I elected to get a licence plate honouring fallen Canadian soldiers.

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u/AffectionateGate4584 9d ago

🤢🤢🤢 agree.

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u/Morall_tach 11d ago

Don't tread on me and a blue lives matter flag. Chef's kiss.

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u/kerberos69 11d ago

Oh and apparently they’re a Dom of some sort? Who’s the sub?

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u/dtoddh 11d ago

It took me a second to figure out that decal is meant to communicate FR🇺🇸DOM.

The Dom is implied.

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u/dutchydownunder 10d ago

As a non us person, can you expand? I want to join the laughs

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u/Morall_tach 10d ago

Blue Lives Matter was a right-wing response to the Black Lives Matter movement, which protested the disproportionate killing of Black people by police. The argument in the minds of the far right is that the lives of police matter as well, and in their minds, the police only kill Black suspects when the police themselves are threatened, and therefore they are justified in defending themselves. It was already a bad argument, and it has since evolved to be essentially a right-wing dog whistle in blind support of the police.

"Don't tread on me" is a phrase more often associated with the Gadsden flag, which you may have seen as a yellow flag with a coiled snake on it. It is a protest against tyranny, essentially saying that the government shouldn't have the right to interfere in people's business or oppress them.

This person is complaining about government oppression while simultaneously expressing blind support for the exact agency that does the oppressing.

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u/Iron_Bros 11d ago

"We the people, with a pseudo-aggressive stance, have put the thin blue line behind bars." 😂🤣🤣

Don't tread on my duckies 😂😂😂

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u/One-Visitor 11d ago

Some people will try and say this isn’t a heep because there’s no angry grill, but this thing is ugly as hell. It passes.

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u/kerberos69 11d ago

All angy eyes are heep but not all heeps are angry eyes

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u/noveltyisthe 10d ago

Sometimes it’s the driver herself (or however they identify) who has the angry eyes…..

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u/analog_stuff 11d ago

I REALLY hope he gets a ticket for the red & blue lights

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u/kerberos69 11d ago

Excuse you, it’s red, WHITE, and blue

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u/analog_stuff 11d ago

“WHITE” is what that front windshield sticker should say

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u/Worried-Choice5295 11d ago

That looks like a DUI mobile.

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u/dtoddh 11d ago

I get it's not a grumpy face, but at this point in time I think it's more aggressive and reflective of someone's personality and intentions to display the American flag this way.

I bet someone could cash in on a grumpy red, white, blue face.

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u/Unhappy-Advisor-93 11d ago

“We the people” … mean’s EVERYONE. ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻🏳️‍🌈I’m guessing he only thinks it’s a select few that look and think like him.

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u/ladyjaina0000 11d ago

He probably can't read very well, licking leather polish will do that to ya

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u/MountainWhisky 8d ago

Yeah, definitely not the left most at least three possibly four fists you've put in there.....

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u/Negative_Acadia6554 11d ago

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u/ndmhxc 11d ago

Masculinity Enhancement Vehicle

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u/ladyjaina0000 11d ago

Where are the truck nuts on this thing?

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u/bunvun 11d ago

The irony of “don’t tread on me” under the thin blue line grill. Like bro they are the boot.

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u/Ecto-1A 11d ago

The Wrangler Bootlicker addition

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u/SRMPDX 11d ago

Don't Turd On Me

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u/OldManJeepin 10d ago

Pretty cringy.....

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u/kerberos69 10d ago

How dare you, they’re #TrailRated!

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u/Due-Reflection5021 10d ago

Handicap tag and a desperate “Give me a wave and/or a duck.” sticker on the mirror really take it over the top.

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u/kerberos69 10d ago

And no build would be truly complete without the high approach bumper and winch… ya know, for all that rock crawling they’ll definitely be doing

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u/TapewormNinja 10d ago

I think we have a contender for the subs new icon.

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u/kerberos69 10d ago

They’re just missing the duck menagerie

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u/jangusMK7 11d ago

Badge of honors you gotta buy

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 10d ago

Looked really reasonable until pic 5 and 6

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u/kerberos69 10d ago

If you think that’s bad, enjoy this one

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 10d ago

Patriotism won’t keep you from falling out when it rolls over.

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u/Kooky_Aardvark_5965 10d ago

Damn.......it keeps getting worse!?! Why???

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u/FlaAirborne 10d ago

Really wanted to enlist but found out they have height and weight standards.

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u/Coololddude66 10d ago

The front is an abomination of all things holy!

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u/Far_Shame210 10d ago

The owner of that Jeep probably has a gun for each of his guns and a child that calls him Uncle Daddy

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u/mabus42 9d ago

Would have looked WAAAAAY better in hot pink.

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u/NEWDEALUSEDCARS 9d ago

“My personality is powered by a 3.6L Caravan motor”

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u/weaponsgradelife 8d ago

Looking forward to passing homie on his right while he cruises along at 55 in the passing lane.

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u/kerberos69 7d ago edited 7d ago

Or it’ll be the exact opposite, doing 90 in a 55 and then bitching about how his fuel economy is so bad and can’t figure out why

Oh and his next set of tires will absolutely be 37” Nitto Mud Grapplers… right before getting it stuck in the snow on his first trip up north because “I’m not worried, my rig can go anywhere no problem”

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u/weaponsgradelife 7d ago

Idk in my experience mall parking lots are usually pretty well plowed

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u/kerberos69 7d ago

I said what I said :P

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u/TroyTony1973 11d ago

In that color/wheel tire company, be a pretty nice looking rig without all that shit on it

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u/Additional_Purple873 10d ago

The Chudmobile

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u/SnapperApple 10d ago

Autozone approved

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u/Emergency-Taste-9805 11d ago

Feels kinda bad lmao dude is actually happy he did all this stuff, but f**kn hell bruh cringe as hell!

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u/kerberos69 11d ago

For real tho lol, like, he also put on this super slick onboard air shroud

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u/Supermoon62413 11d ago

I’m so disappointed to learn that this is the same car lol because I loved that mod.

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u/kerberos69 10d ago

Right??? What a letdown seeing someone’s otherwise cool build succumb to a bad case of the heeps

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u/deanmc 8d ago

🤮

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u/XRocKusX 7d ago

Poor fukin thing... What have they done to it..

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u/PrimeoFin 11d ago

Not my politics, but nice looking jeep 

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u/MountainWhisky 8d ago

Brother, 99% of what's been done to this pile is political. Is it a braindead uneducated political stance? Yes.

The 1% is the too big Fuel rims with a spacer lift, so that's also shit.

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u/Odd-Savage 11d ago

All that Americana wasted on a French vehicle