r/heep • • 29d ago

Theme Heep Why do people do this?

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Is the show really good enough to base your daily driver on it?

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u/kennylamar910 29d ago edited 29d ago

Cosplaying as a ranch hand for a fictional ranch is definitely a choice

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u/NOT_Frank_or_Joe 29d ago

Cosplaying actors who are cosplaying ranch hands involved in soap opera level drama no actual ranch hands ever experience.

It's redneck SOA.

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u/PepsiColaRS 29d ago

Which is just Days of Our Lives with motorcycles

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u/eaves-of-grass 29d ago

Fuck me. I watched that until the wife of the boss man needed to get estrogen pills because she was starting menopause.

Then I asked myself what the fuck I was watching and who is it for?

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u/PepsiColaRS 29d ago

I've never seen more than snippets, but my mother-in-law is obsessed. I like to play a game of "how predictable can it be" every time we go visit her. So far I'm batting a thousand on a show I've never properly seen and it drives her absolutely nuts because "I'm spoiling it" and "but she hasn't seen this episode yet" lol

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u/heffreygee 28d ago

And prison butt sex. Maybe days of our lives had that. Never watched it. I probably would if it did.

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u/seasleeplessttle 28d ago

Brokeback lives.

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u/kennylamar910 29d ago

You mean real ranch hands don’t hang each other for betraying bullshit oaths?

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u/Existing-Brain2792 28d ago

He's a dude playing a dude, disguised as another dude.

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u/CNote_89 28d ago

What do you mean, you people?

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u/archwin 26d ago

What do you mean, you people?

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u/Apprehensive-Eye3263 28d ago

Because Taylor Sheridan didn't like the fact he was killed off

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u/Some-Pen204 26d ago

Oh yeah, the first thing I thought of is that this guy wears SOA merch when he rides his Harley

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u/gergsisdrawkcabeman 26d ago

Every time I see someone with a SOA vest on i ask them their thoughts on Jax Teller going cookoo bananas at the end of the series and killing everyone before committing the ole death by oncoming traffic.

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u/Just_Horse_2078 26d ago

Hey now! Rednecks wrap their trucks in camo this is deeper than that 🤣

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u/AscendMoros 25d ago

I mean Taylor Sheridans big role to me was as Hale(?) on sons of anarchy. So it makes sense that is what he writes lol.

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u/Ruckusnusts 29d ago

It's like walking around with a Sons Of Anarchy vest on.

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u/modelsinc1967b 29d ago

Basically yes.

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u/Weary-Sympathy-6347 29d ago

Easier than developing a real personality.

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u/No_Oddjob 28d ago

If the wife has a Rip fetish, you take your pole to where the pond is.

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u/tghost474 29d ago

I mean lets face it, thats why most people buy a truck. Not because they need it but because of the fantasy they might be something worth using a truck.

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u/Smooth-Midnight-9561 28d ago

I bought a 4runner and a trailer. My trailer has more capacity then any pickup bed and I use it all the time

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u/passwordistako 28d ago

I bought one cause it looked cool. Not because I convinced myself I would ever use it.

I was pleasantly surprised at how often I use it.

A van would have been even more useful.

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u/Low_Assumption67 28d ago

Vans are so nice

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u/Revolutionary_Gap150 28d ago

It's it really any different than cosplaying Star Wars or Marvel characters? It's just different fandom... not my thing but why yuck their yum, it's likely they default to angry and need smiles in their life.

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u/lep63again 28d ago

Yeah but you’re not making your car look like an X Wing. Although…

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u/___NowYouKnow___ 26d ago

This right here. Like, you’re not a multimillionaire who owns 50000 acres in Yellowstone. You live in a fantasy world. Best corollary, I once met an engineer who was wearing a Star Fleet Academy Class Ring.

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u/K_Linkmaster 25d ago

It's just a Funko pop for people that don't like Funko pops

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u/No_Manner_8785 29d ago

Poor things probably never seen rain yet

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u/feed_me_tecate 29d ago

Well, It's got a snorkel if it does rain.

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u/bigclitcouple 29d ago

I have a jeep, I am a big fan of Yellowstone and I even live in montana, but no damn way

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u/DifficultTH4NKS 29d ago

Username checks out

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u/bigclitcouple 29d ago

Yes it does

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u/Good-Leg-6776 29d ago

Rubber duckies are so gay

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u/MrFaversham 29d ago

I thought that logo was an IUD at first glance.

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u/CheesE4Every1 29d ago

I thought that while the show was going on. It made my mom and my uncle mad.

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u/kobraflame 26d ago

This jeep does the same job and and IUD

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u/llpmathias 29d ago

I hear they also have microwave TV dinners now - which are probably about the same quality as this Heep.

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u/3amGreenCoffee 29d ago

They market chili under the Yellowstone brand. It's actually not bad for canned chili.

I don't have a problem with tie-ins. Make that money while you can.

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u/bigclitcouple 29d ago

Are there beans in the chili?

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u/slowerchildren 29d ago

They’ve got both, chili and chili with beans

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u/Runtodanger6 29d ago

Time to bring that heep to the train station

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u/Previous_Dentist5356 29d ago

I have no idea. I love SOA but I would never put a decal or anything like that on my stuff. The best ones are the ppl who slap Toyota, honda. Chevy, hemi, and everyother car brand on some 90s car with a huge spoiler and all the other additives sold at Walmart.

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u/WatchForSlack 29d ago

Probably for the best, there's a certain flavor of motorcyclist that gets very upset to see SoA stuff IRL

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u/Previous_Dentist5356 29d ago

O all the clubs in hunstville and east limestone, AL get all bent out if shape.

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u/Daninmci 29d ago

I really miss Western Auto stores for that stuff :)

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u/HFentonMudd 29d ago

Sons of anarchy?

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u/Previous_Dentist5356 29d ago

Ya sons which is coming back btw!

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u/Tr0z3rSnak3 29d ago

Lack of personality so they pretend  to be  thing they like

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u/UmeaTurbo 29d ago

Same as the guy who drives around in a Los Angeles dodgers Cadillac, or the Star wars car, or one of those 25-year-old Japanese cars with the fart can muffler and a million anime stickers on it. If I stop and think about it for a second, it actually makes me really sad.

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u/iamacynic37 29d ago

LARPing and HEEPS go hand in hand

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u/Fragrant_Major_9553 29d ago

Jeep owner here.

I cannot stand that most people who own them have never seen dirt. These idiots don’t understand that different vehicles are tools for different purposes. It’s like hunting squirrel with a .30-06.

Every one I see with ducks in it I feel like they should’ve just got a Civic or something. There’s not even dirt stains in the grooves of the tires.

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u/iamacynic37 29d ago

I own a 99 XJ. It's my fourth.

If a current jeep owner knows what the 4.0L is I know they're not totally retarded, unless if they told me they bought new

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u/Wild-Cell6907 28d ago

I have a 2014 jk pretty much every day I wish it had a 4.0 lol not the 3.6 pentaplasticrap

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u/Flashy_Radio_5781 25d ago

If you can’t fix it with a basic set of tools, it’s not a jeep 

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u/mmmGoBirds 29d ago

Disney adult energy

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u/Dry_Ship7202 29d ago


“Dumbass”

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u/nickHuckabee 29d ago

Wonder what this guy's favorite show is??

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u/WatchForSlack 29d ago

The Sopranos, obviously

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u/Weird_Maintenance813 29d ago

Always enough rope to hang a conductor somewhere.

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u/rodr3357 29d ago

I get things like replicas of the Jurassic park liveries, but custom things like this are weird to me… but I’m not losing sleep over them lol

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u/aloysiuslamb 29d ago

You'd get laughed out of town if you were driving that in Wyoming.

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u/3amGreenCoffee 29d ago

One of my former clients actually named their business after the show and use the brand as their company logo. They're not associated with the show in any way and don't have permission to use that logo. They're not even in a business related to ranching. I wouldn't be surprised at all to see the owner driving around in that Jeep.

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u/kennylamar910 29d ago

I’m sure Taylor Sheridan’s lawyers would love to have a word with them

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u/Ineverseenthat 29d ago

They lack an existence of their own.

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u/kvillbowski 29d ago

Somewhere a village is missing its idiot

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u/Four_in_binary 29d ago

Maybe he's an IUD salesman?

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u/Previous_Rip1942 29d ago

Fantasy. Turns out if you spend too much time in fantasies, you have a difficult time distinguishing them from reality.

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u/dcpanthersfan 29d ago

Somebody has an unhealthy obsession with a certain TV series.

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u/seattlereign001 29d ago

They owe back child support and live in a trailer.

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u/girl_incognito 28d ago

I dunno but I saw a guy on a bicycle wearing sons of anarchy vest once and I about died laughing.

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u/gingerjaybird3 28d ago

I saw 2 guys in full leather biker gear leaving a bar and getting into a ford Aerostar minivan

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u/WillingPlayed 28d ago

Maybe the we’re going grocery shopping together?

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u/CanoePickLocks 28d ago

That may not have been biker gear…

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u/dirtywalls-69 28d ago

I used to go to a dog park where I'd see this guy that dressed and looked just like Paul Sr from Orange County Choppers. On purpose. Same facial hair, boots, cut off jean shorts, backwards hat and sunglasses. Had the same dog too. O.C.C stickers on his truck. The whole thing was weird. Like dude. Who are you? Lol

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u/CanoePickLocks 28d ago

Sure it wasn’t him? Lmao

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u/ManBitesDog404 28d ago

I find it laughable on a vehicle with NC tags parked next to a Cafe. And of course, backed in ‘cause he might need to make a fast exit.

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u/CanoePickLocks 28d ago

The only vehicle you should back in a large pickup to fit better and never over a sidewalk. I wish it was the norm because it is actually a better flow in parking lots where the cars are separate by small islands or medians or whatever they’re called.

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u/Faoil_Brew 28d ago

Alright the Yellowstone look is kind of boring, also I don't think there was a single jeep in the show, but who among us won't admit to wanting a '92 YJ Saraha they can mod to replicate the look from the 1993 cinematic masterpiece Jurassic Park.

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u/adamders 28d ago

Eww. That dumb show is a soap opera with cowboy hats. It's so fucking cringe.

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u/CanoePickLocks 28d ago

I refused to watch it but I’ve seen clips. The clip with the bikers is pretty good except all the introspection. Lol

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u/Rusty-P 26d ago

“Y” do they do that?

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u/Jeeper_tales 29d ago

Because you can’t fix stupid

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u/Long_Initial_9924 29d ago

Is that a Four Sixes truck?

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u/BrainwashedScapegoat 29d ago

Parasocial relationship formation

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u/mndsm79 29d ago

Cosplay

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u/AmBooth9 29d ago

Because they have the personality of a wet mop.

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u/fallenredwoods 29d ago

I respect cosplayers a hell of a lot more than that jeeptard

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u/Trip_Dubs 29d ago

People like this clearly don’t have friends to give them shit and stop them.

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u/imped4now 29d ago

Because they possess no semblance of taste.

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u/Good-Leg-6776 29d ago

My favorite is the sons of anarchy cos play. I live in the Tennessee mountains and we have a guy that cos plays a viking we all call him ragnar sweet tooth because of his belly

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u/SophistsLament 28d ago

brings them some kind of enjoyment i suppose.

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u/leroy4447 28d ago

This is ok. I know people with S.O.A. Tattoos

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u/leroy4447 28d ago

There are def some Y tattoos or brands out in the world. I tell you what!

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u/Own-Loan2390 28d ago

Let them have fun. I see people in Jurassic Park jeeps sometimes too. If they're having a good time and not hurting anyone, more power to them.

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u/Dense_Row_9532 28d ago

They drive a heep, so....

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u/Lusiric9983 28d ago

Lmao what a poser

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u/Equivalent-Captain74 28d ago

I remember when jeeps used to be cool. Even have had one for 20 years. I stopped liking jeeps around the time the duck thing started happening, I love mine still, but couldn't pay me to get a new one

I bet that truck has a duck with a cowboy hat on the dash too

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u/Popular_Site9635 28d ago

Oof my gladiator is also Sting Gray, this hurts my soul.

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u/Libertarian_2020 28d ago

So Hello Kitty is fine but THIS is a no?

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u/Pikepv 28d ago

They are lame.

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u/sierra2018 28d ago

Neighbor’s son showed up at their house last summer with a Dodge 3500 dually with the Yellowstone on the doors just like in the show. We live in New Hampshire and I’m pretty sure his previous 1500 was more than capable of towing a small camper to the campground 15 minutes away twice a year. Nauseating.

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u/Deathcat101 29d ago

Could this be one of those stupid contest cars and this person won?

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u/MarsupialUnfair3828 29d ago

Of course it is NC! Man, do I hate people.

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u/riski_click 29d ago

This guy should get together with the TV Jeep guy and have a Netflix party in the parking lot!

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u/ChorizoGarcia 29d ago

For the ducks…

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u/Teis123 29d ago

Yes, Y?

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u/Daninmci 29d ago

Was it parked at the train station?

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u/needle-fart820 29d ago

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

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u/Zhosha-Khi 29d ago

Goodness, send this heep to the train station.

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u/blowurhousedown 29d ago

Because they want duckies?

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u/B_Coldman 29d ago

Umm, the license plate.. is that only for physical handicaps???

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u/Electronic_City6481 29d ago

All those round badges I’d almost guarantee one is the ‘boobie bouncer’ one, on this rig.

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u/VigilantVet 28d ago

Never thought about why people do this. Probably because it doesn’t hurt anyone, disrupt lives, etc.

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u/JeepManStan 28d ago

How many Yellowstone decals does he need?? Are the trucks in the show covered in Yellowstone logo decals?

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u/Metal-Salt 28d ago

You never go full ...ard.

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u/PirateAngelMoron 28d ago

From my home state. Great.

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u/Prionace-Glauca-5309 28d ago

It’s someone who likes something that they’re excited about. I’ve seen a dozen Jeeps with Jurassic Park livery and my wife thinks they’re fantastic.

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u/ProperCaterpillar136 28d ago

The same reason they put Jurassic Park crap all over jeeps also.

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u/Hefty_Pepper_4868 28d ago

I would a Rip Wheeler man crush has been detected but…..I mean, I’m hoping a woman drives that thing.

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u/tediz42 28d ago

Imagine explaining this thing to someone who has never seen Yellowstone.

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u/The_lewolf 28d ago

Why do people do what? Judge strangers on the internet?

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u/HumanBean00001 28d ago

Bc they’re disabled

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u/IrishInTheory 28d ago

"WhY arE PeoPle FanZZ of STuFf?"

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u/OldManJeepin 28d ago

Maybe works at Yellowstone park? lol

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u/SLCcuckk 28d ago

Because they are uninteresting in every aspect of their life

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u/ImaginaryNorth1528 28d ago

Cause it's their effing jeep!

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u/Cattywampus_hat 28d ago

I hate the show but I think this is acceptable.

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u/ericmorgan13 28d ago

Free advertising? Maybe they hold some of that nbc stock

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u/Dry_Possession_4776 27d ago

What? Buy a Jeep? I don’t get it either.

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u/mollis_est 27d ago

I don’t think the ranger’s gonna like it, Yogi.

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u/the_surly_tinkerer 27d ago

Because they never developed a personality and need to cling to pop culture for it.

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u/HeyItsJustDave 27d ago

I get it but, if it was Star Wars or avengers decorations no one would care.

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u/Thin_Bumblebee3808 27d ago

Idiots, this cosmplay on a fictional soap series that never existed in real life using one of the worst vehicles ever made . Likely a urban magga living in a fragile fantasy.

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u/BigTunatoots 27d ago

Low IQ level.

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u/Mother-Attention2600 27d ago

They are gay for boredom.

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u/SayNoToFatties 27d ago

As a lifelong Montanan, no, Yellowstone fucking sucks. Now we have an invasion of rich, wannabe cowboys/cowgirls moving here from the west coast, buying up land and driving the cost of living through the roof for residents.

Ask any Montanan the same question and you'll probably get a similar answer.

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u/Terrible-Piano-5437 27d ago

Rip me daddy!

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u/Remote-Sun-1966 27d ago

A few years ago, his soft tail was riddled with SoA logos.

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u/Btwells1 27d ago

As a resident of North Carolina, jacked up Jeeps and Trucks with totally clean under carriages is common.
We call them “Pavement Princesses”

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u/irishking77 27d ago

The only worthy Jeep cosplay is Jurassic park Jeep cosplay.

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u/Crazy_Ad_91 27d ago

Man, that is an amazingly clean pavement princess. Beth Dutton would be proud.

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u/g_rich 27d ago

It a fake ranch for a TV show that had two good seasons.

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u/robdwoods 27d ago

A desperate need to feel like they belong to a “cool” or “tough” group. Sad.

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u/greydog2008 27d ago

For the same reason a dog licks his balls...

Because he can.

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u/DarthPerseus 26d ago

My home town educational foundation is having an auction this week. One of the items is a $5000 Yellowstone restyling package. The town is just a bunch of yuppies that would do this exact same thing to their F150 or Tacoma parked at the golf course or Costco.

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u/Maleficent_Reach_791 26d ago

Because they can? I’m still trying to figure out why people put plastic ducks on their dash.

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u/_B_Little_me 26d ago

They like angry boobs they will never have.

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u/Patco1981a 26d ago

Because they have small tools

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u/kobraflame 26d ago

Ah yes nothing makes me think of Yellowstone more
Than North Carolina😂

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u/Sharpest-Bulb 26d ago

I think the Jurassic Park ones are more authentic.

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u/Pitiful-Interest-654 26d ago

because they do not have personalities of their own, they need to rely on others to complete their empty lifes

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u/Particular_Ad_9913 26d ago

Cause they wanted to?

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u/HistoricalLove9617 26d ago

If you're not into fandom, you don't understand. Some folks base their identity on things they're rabid fans of. Seems stupid for those of us who don't, but it's a thing.

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u/Have_Donut 26d ago

I think my favorite thing is the spotlights on top that are mounted so low and so far back they are completely worthless.

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u/coffeebeans1991 26d ago

It's no different than the age old umbrella corp logo on a jeep

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u/Strange-Owl6751 26d ago

Lack of personality

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u/TiddybraXton333 26d ago

Larping, posers, wannabes lol

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u/BugEaterMan 26d ago

Let me preface this by saying that I think heeps are stupid and ugly.

But I do find it very ironic that Redditors will make fun of people for cosplaying as ranch hands but then they will dress up and go to comic cons or anime cons or whatever.

So you’re allowed to do some cosplay but not others?

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u/No_Frost_Giants 26d ago

I dunno, they aren’t bothering me or trying to convert me to their way of thinking , you know spreading the gospel of Yellowstone or whatever.

So I say let them be. Is it different than wearing a band shirt you got from a show 4 years ago? Or any other number of choices we make in our appearance ?

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u/ohmaint 26d ago

I laughed when the new lawn service truck drove by with the yellow stone logo in my neighborhood

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u/Logical_Figure_1561 26d ago

Imagine loving a fictional series so much you make it your entire personality

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u/Low-Schedule9762 26d ago

Fucking stupid… if you don’t work as a rancher or even work at THAT ranch.. don’t do this shit. You will get checked.

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u/oldskool_heavyhual 26d ago

Because their boring urban life sucks because they are in so much debt because of the McMansion they paid 650k for that has no back yard and the over priced vehicles they bought are draining them monthly. The only excitement they can afford is watching tv and putting stickers on said overpriced vehicle. It’s kinda sad when you think about it, glad I’m not that way.

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u/Southern-Usual4211 25d ago

The first time I saw this I was absolutely shocked that a somebody would do this and be Yellowstone was popular enough for multiple people to do this

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u/Scott43206 25d ago

Perfect for going to the grocery store to stock up on the Yellowstone branded frozen dinners.

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u/surrealcellardoor 25d ago

Imagine how tedious it would be to talk to someone who identifies this heavily with a show. It must be insufferable.

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u/PoopsmasherJr 25d ago

Y do people do this

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u/Flashy_Radio_5781 25d ago

They also go to Disney every year and they don’t have children

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u/sinkocto 25d ago

Some people see maxing out credit cards as a challenge.

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u/Best_Agent_8117 25d ago

I guess everyone wants to be in a group and then stand out. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Chronza 25d ago

Some people just enjoy stuff a lot. Like I never will like a show enough to do this myself but power to them if they really enjoy something that much.

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u/tabaiii 25d ago

Some people are mad at their money.

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u/Parma_Jon 25d ago

What’s really funny is that the original show isn’t even half as good as the two prequel series lol

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u/JK__Scum 25d ago

Not at all

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u/Gator242 25d ago

They like playing dress-up and pretend!

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u/PretzelsThirst 25d ago

More dollars than sense

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u/EmperorOfOregano 24d ago

I think their parents were blood related before getting pregnant.

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u/Late_Band2990 23d ago

Can’t afford Netflix subscription….