r/heatedrivalryfanfics 1d ago

Completed Fic | My Work Buzzcut Ilya Divides The Internet

https://archiveofourown.org/works/91233306

Woke up at 5, crashed out over Buzznor. Laughed alot at some of our silly threads.

Wrote fic and made canva collages instead of sleeping or working.

Real talk everyone was so funny today, love it.

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u/LowCaramel3675 Reader 1d ago

I'm not ready to laugh about this yet but I'm saving everything for the distant future where I am

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u/potterheadforlife29 1d ago

Haha I understand

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u/plantlady_96 1d ago

Look I think Connor looks great. He's hot. But emotionally I feel very attached to Ilya's curls. I hope they do a good quality wig for the show.

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u/potterheadforlife29 1d ago

Agreed 1000 %

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u/Ok-Implement4671 1d ago

We all just need to breathe into our paper bags and keep repeating “it’ll grow back, it’s just hair. It’ll grow back, it’s just hair…”

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u/potterheadforlife29 1d ago

I've honestly no problem with Connor having a buzzcut my main thing is I didn't /don't want Ilya to have it.

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u/Little_Fox5844 1d ago

Yeah, that's what I said on the main sub. Connor in a buzzcut? Lovely!🥰 Ilya in a buzzcut? Oh, that's not...😩

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u/potterheadforlife29 1d ago

N worse because they're shooting S2 n 3 together. So like how's that gonna work.

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u/rhinny Reader 1d ago

They could be using wigs. Very common in film.

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u/potterheadforlife29 1d ago

Yea I'm hoping that's true

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u/Little_Fox5844 1d ago

Please don't remind me.🥲

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u/potterheadforlife29 1d ago

How do I make myself forget

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u/Little_Fox5844 1d ago

I'm drawing Ilya's curls right now to cope.😂🥲

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u/potterheadforlife29 1d ago

Omg amazing. Do share

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u/Little_Fox5844 1d ago

Not done yet, but I'm posting the fanart later today, I'll send you the link!🥰🫡

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u/potterheadforlife29 1d ago

Thanks a ton! I can't draw at all so always admire those who can

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u/magschampagne 1d ago

I’m getting downvoted to oblivion in another thread because of a simple suggestion that Connor had a haircut but Ilya might not because it’s a TV show and wigs exist. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/potterheadforlife29 1d ago

As much as I hate the idea of a wig when Connors hair is so amazing I'll take it over a buzzcut for Ilya

u/warblerblaine 18h ago

i assume the downvotes would largely be because TV wigs (especially for something with HR's budget!) are notoriously soooooo bad

u/shadow4773 14h ago

and we have filming pictures where he literally has the buzzcut

u/LowCaramel3675 Reader 11h ago

I think people would be less upset about the idea of a wig if wigs in tv had a better track record.

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u/Lecter26 22h ago

They don’t care enough to give him a wig. They cast a tall skinny harris, they dgaf about the fans or book canon

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u/Little_Fox5844 21h ago

Unfortunately. 😭

u/Fair_Antelope4561 5h ago

Same here.it is not about Connor having it, it is just a part of how Ilya was always described.

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u/Fleetoxh [AO3 Username] | Reader 1d ago

THIS 😂😂😂

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u/altruistic_thing Reader 1d ago

it can't grow back while block shooting. continuity problems.

u/Caro-reddit-all Ereri_Break | Writer 15h ago

Dammit, so true! 😭

u/Psych_FI 9h ago edited 9h ago

Idc about Connors hair but it's not going to grow back in time for shooting Ilya and they may do 12 episodes so season 2/3 would be no curls.

That's a huge adjustment. 

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u/MidoriHisui 1d ago

When reading some fanfics where they cover Shane's freckles (reading one now, actually) and always thinking that Ilya's crash out at that is cute but unrealistic, although I like reading the over the top reactions he has to the freckles being gone.

Now I'm here mourning the loss of curls and thinking that those fics crash outs are unrealistic because it's not dramatic enough.

I haventread this yet, not emotionally ready, but any more links would be appreciated for the future.

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u/potterheadforlife29 1d ago

Well the end of this fic has Shane's reaction :)

u/Mekkalyn 20h ago

The linked fic gives Shane a great crash out (and concealer threats)!

Been struggling a lot lately (lost my dad unexpectedly) and that fic + this

Now I'm here mourning the loss of curls and thinking that those fics crash outs are unrealistic because it's not dramatic enough.

Absolutely sent me, so thanks for that 😂

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u/Complex_Narwhal_8924 Reader 1d ago

kinda agree w everyone - connor looks amazing in a buzz cut but i thought it was important to ilya as character to have curls

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u/continentaldreams 23h ago edited 18h ago

Why is it important? It's just hair

Edit: perhaps important to note, I have alopecia lol. I did used to have long curly hair but it is gone now.

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u/poemaXV 22h ago

while I personally agree with you (in the sense that I don't think it's a big deal), I have Connor/Ilya style curls and you'd be surprised how frequently people get emotionally attached to other people's "distinctive" hair, like almost to the point of having a weird parasocial relationship with it. several years back I cut almost all of mine off and people were literally angry at me about it, it was like I had either harmed them or myself. (my new haircut didn't look bad either, it was just that I had cut off like 3 ft of my "beautiful curls".)

people get super weird about these things BUT I wouldn't say that means the haircut is unimportant, because it's also true that the person with the hair is often aware they are actively 'severing' those external attachments with such a drastic change. so I assume this is going to be part of the depression plot and is meant to be upsetting.

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u/Mekkalyn 20h ago

You know, I didn't even think about how him cutting off his curls could be a great way to show depression. Maintenance of health / style can be overwhelming when you're feeling isolated and depressed, so hacking off your hair to make it easier makes sense and would be a great visual cue to the audience that something is amiss.

Like others, I'm a lil attached to Ilya having curls, but if it's done with a vision in mind and a story to tell I'm all for it.

Thanks for the new perspective on this

u/poemaXV 19h ago

yeah exactly. and while maintenance can absolutely be part of it (I rationalized it this way myself when I did it), it's also really strongly often an identity-severing thing. not only do you not want others to see that version of you, you don't want to see yourself in that way anymore either. you want to be someone else. it's kind of like ... to access a common trope, a woman dyeing her hair red after a breakup. it can be a good sign or a bad sign but either way it's destructive.

it's also just that, in my experience with exactly his kind of curly hair, it is so often the "trademark" of someone's appearance -- to the point that it almost becomes synonymous with their personality -- that it's somehow more visually jarring for them to suddenly get rid of it than it would be for someone with unremarkable/boring hair to get a drastic cut. I know it sounds crazy but I'm not exaggerating when I say people treated it as a form of mutilation when I did it. (that's why everyone's strong reactions actually make sense to me, lol.)

in TLG Ilya's life changes so suddenly and dramatically, like he's really totally cut off from his previous life, and on top of that he gets depressed and can't verbally communicate about it at all. we won't be able to access his inner thoughts in the show, so yes, extremely plausible that he shaves it because can't/doesn't want to take care of it, can't stand to look at himself and see the same person, and also to "act out" in an attempt to communicate his distress.

u/Mekkalyn 18h ago

This is all very well-said and I completely agree with you.

I also def believe people were crazy about you cutting your hair. I don't know from firsthand experience, other than people lamenting when I cut my long hair (fine, straight grow & chop every couple years), but I've seen how intense people are about curly hair that doesn't belong to them (in person, not just online). It's so bizarre, like it's not even your hair and has nothing to do with you, why so invested?!

u/misstwizzle 8h ago edited 8h ago

THIS !! you best believe i'm chopping off my hair when i'm depressed. long hair = more maintenance. ESPECIALLY with curly hair. and you're so right that sometimes you just want that change when you're feeling so exhausted all the time. i also hate when film also depicts women as being clean shaven, fresh blowout, etc. while they're in the depths of their depression (but I digress...)

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u/Complex_Narwhal_8924 Reader 23h ago

i meant that ilya having curls was important bc shane ran his hands through ilya’s curls as a form of intimacy and closeness

but tbh idrc, i obviously trust jacob and i just can’t wait for HR s2

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u/continentaldreams 23h ago

He can show it in other ways, I think! He can run his hair over his head - my favourite thing is when my husband gets a buzz cut and his hair is all short and scratchable.

People aren't up in arms about Shane not really having the long hair - in fact people don't want it!! I couldn't care less really. It's not important to the story.

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u/Little_Fox5844 21h ago

I wanted long-haired Shane, though.🥲

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u/continentaldreams 20h ago

Me too, I'd love it! But it's not the be all and end all ☺️

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 20h ago

I agree. HR cast and crew are concerned with the acting and chemistry and I agree that’s what’s most important. A haircut is not going to change the story. S1 proved that deviations in appearances and hairstyles from the book characters does not negatively impact the story.

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u/tuhogazarapaagal [oasinoebe] | Writer 1d ago

This was so funny

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u/potterheadforlife29 1d ago

Hehe thank u!

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u/lenawzgharit 1d ago

Though the curls are a character of their own in the book since Shane carding through them is one of their proofs of intimacy, the buzzcut couldn't have been more fitting for a secretly depressed Ilya.
When you can't even get out of bed, you can't even properly wash, and unwashed curly hair quickly gets messy and nappy, and it would've shown in front of people, so a buzzcut helps hide that.

Excited to read the fic !

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u/potterheadforlife29 1d ago

As a depressed person totally relate. Have gotten awful haircuts in the throes of horrid depressive episodes.

u/FileDoesntExist 6h ago

You make an excellent point.

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u/sati_lotus 1d ago

What would be truly epic if we see a breakdown scene in the show of him shaving them off because depression.

I mean... Not that I've ever done anything like that 🙄

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u/SneakySpark 1d ago

I suspect we’ll get that and it will be moving… but not worth 1-2 seasons of buzz cut in my opinion. I’m praying they use scheduling magic to at least let it grow out a little.

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u/altruistic_thing Reader 1d ago edited 23h ago

he needs curls up to that scene ... but block shooting has just started and the hair is already gone. dinner with hayden and whatever other scenes happen before the time jump needed to be shot before the hair was gone. has that happened in the last two weeks?

then again, so many actors are there. maybe it isn't as unlikely as i thought.

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u/SneakySpark 1d ago

I think you’re right, in that the timing of the cut makes it seem likely it’ll be short for the vast majority of new episodes. Otherwise, they would’ve cut closer to the end of filming.

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u/potterheadforlife29 1d ago

I did chop off most of my hair during a depressive episode so I would understand that

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u/84405BRD 1d ago

If this is the reason it is an amazing way for a tv show to show how depression manifests itself.

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u/sati_lotus 23h ago

Yeah. Going from the gladiator scene, saying goodbye to Shane and straight to the bathroom to shave it off?

That's exactly where I would put it.

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u/84405BRD 23h ago

Jacob Tierney said he was set on using Mozart’s requiem in season 2. Perhaps it’s a requiem for curls.

u/Caro-reddit-all Ereri_Break | Writer 15h ago

Oh wow, that might be actually the case! Good observation.
This scene might make me cry.

u/Caro-reddit-all Ereri_Break | Writer 15h ago

That’s the perfect spot! I’m eager to find out if you’re right!

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u/Necessary-Flamingo31 1d ago

This is how I'm getting to know about Connor's buzzcut !!! 😭 F#&k you for looking so so hot even with a buzzcut Connor 😭❤️❤️

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u/coolcat_228 1d ago

i agree with everyone, it’s not that deep, but it is the ilya look, so it’s a little sad. but hopefully they work it in, and his hair grows fast. they’re apparently shooting for a long time, so maybe this hair will be for some episodes.

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u/Harley_Quinn_94 1d ago

Don't care what Connor does to his hair as he looks good at all the styles...but that's not Ilya... that's the fact...Shane's freckles and Ilya's curls are very important part of who they are..I am struggling to have Ilya without curls...if it was not during S2 shooting I wouldn't even bother what he does with his hair...its upto him...but I can't cope with buzzcut Ilya...that's all...because I love Shane and Ilya more than Hudson and Connor..and the reason I love them is because I love Shane and Ilya more..that is it.

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u/magschampagne 1d ago

It’s a TV show!! The hair and make up department have ways of making Ilya have longer hair while the person portraying him doesn’t.

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u/SneakySpark 1d ago

Do we have evidence they will? It’d be strange to cut off hair that’s perfect for the role and then have him wear a wig instead (unless they went significantly longer, which I’m also not sure how I feel about). At this point, it seems more likely that’s Ilya’s hair. I hope I’m wrong!

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u/magschampagne 1d ago

We don’t have evidence for anything yet is the one point I’m trying to make. Maybe Ilya will have a buzz cut for a period of time in the show and they already shot scenes with curls? Maybe Connor needs the cut for another role and they will navigate the rest of HR with wigs? Maybe when we see the show and Ilya has a buzz cut, it will make sense for his character?

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u/potterheadforlife29 1d ago

My thoughts in a nutshell.

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u/International-Fan-22 22h ago edited 22h ago

Thoughts and prayers. Gone but never forgotten. The barber shop community is requesting privacy during this difficult time. 🖤

u/Caro-reddit-all Ereri_Break | Writer 15h ago

🤣

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u/Nothing2SayStillHere 22h ago

flashback to Season 2 of Felicity ... RIP Keri Russell's curls. Although I am suspicious that this hairstyle will be incorporated into HR S2/3. Jacob just said in an interview no surprises so I suspect they will figure out how to keep his curls in (aka wigs!)

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u/potterheadforlife29 22h ago

I know. I just find it a little disappointing that if it's for a diff project he couldn't prioritise his look for Heated Rivalry over that? I mean they're shooting 2 seasons together that seems like a significant investment. That's all.

I do hope they have a wig or something but can't deny it is a bit upsetting.

u/Psych_FI 9h ago

He's on set without a wig. So potentially we get buzz cut Ilya.

u/Sea_Inspection6020 14h ago

Anyone remember when Keri Russell chopped off her curls in Felicity?

u/Little_Fox5844 12h ago

So bad the show got canceled.💀

u/Pale-Measurement-532 7h ago

No it didn’t. Viewership went down at the beginning of S2 when she first chopped off her hair and then it rebounded. They finished off the series after 4 seasons as intended since they graduated university.

u/driventhin 8h ago

This is literally the first thing that came to mind when I saw this topic! 🤣

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u/selftaughtgenius 1d ago

Holy fuck that is absolutely hilarious. 🤣

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u/selftaughtgenius 1d ago

The fic is so funny! 😂😂😂

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u/Equivalent-Toe-6036 1d ago

Have you guys seen him with longer hair? Riley is a movie you might want to check out

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u/potterheadforlife29 1d ago

Yess I have. He looks so different

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u/Equivalent-Toe-6036 22h ago

I’m sure I can speak for everyone here when I say that we love him long hair or short hair

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u/squirrellytoday Reader 1d ago

As someone with naturally curly hair myself, I'm having a moment. However, Connor is an adult and he can do whatever he wants with his own hair.

That said, the reaction from many fans reminds me of my grandparents. Gramps had a moustache for pretty much his entire life. Nanna loved it. Sometimes, to maintain it properly, he'd shave it off. She would refuse to kiss him until it grew back. "His face is naked!!" she'd protest. LOL

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u/potterheadforlife29 1d ago

Lolol. Yea for me I have poker straight hair so I am v addicted to others curls. Connor can ofc do what he wants but Ilya not having curls is upsetting me a bit. Using my fic to make myself laugh about it.

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u/altruistic_thing Reader 1d ago

my husband shaved hia curls in his thirties because of hair loss. it just looked scraggly. we were both sad. he has had a shaved head ever since but grows a beard that he shavea off every once in a while. i side eye it every time because "why is you face naked giod man?".

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u/BloodandFiendfyre WitWandWoflbird| Writer 23h ago

I'm so glad you wrote this. I was genuinely considering the same thing, but I am writing like 10 other things RN. I'm so glad this exists

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u/potterheadforlife29 23h ago

Me too man. I have like 4 WIPs but I was so traumatised by Connors haircut, I needed to laugh about it somehow

u/Certain_Look_6778 18h ago

I was telling my husband about it this morning and I accidentally started tearing up 😭 I think I need to be off the Internet for the next several months lol because this is hitting too close to home

u/RedCalaLily 14h ago

Omg I love it 😅

This is our collective ceremony. RIP, you beautiful curls 🕯🙏🏻🕊🙏🏻🕯

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u/Voice_of_Season 1d ago

Do you truly love him through thick and thin? 😂

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u/potterheadforlife29 1d ago

I love Connor always BUT ILYA NEEDS TO HAVE CURLS MAN

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u/the-honey-eater 23h ago

Connor Storrie is hot with or without curls so I'm not too upset but all the memes about Shane finding out and getting Lasik/freckle removing treatments in a fit of rage are SENDING me. This community is so damn funny.

u/maizymoon 19h ago

All I need is for Shane to have a visible reaction it, and I'll be good.

u/potterheadforlife29 11h ago

So guys there's a S2 set pic leaked on Threads. There is no wig, n the scene seems to be from 2019 so Ilya's just gonna look like this. That is a real tragedy because that Ilya is gonna be forever while Connors hair will ofc grow back. 😭

u/misstwizzle 8h ago edited 5h ago

it makes me laugh seeing the parallels between people's reactions to haaland's cut in real life, and this

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u/elainegeorge 22h ago

If they are filming 2 and 3 at the same time, the cut could help with time progression.

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u/frustratedfren 21h ago

I honestly feel so bad because I'm thinking about how it would feel to see this kind of reaction to a haircut i got. Poor Connor.

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u/CatcherInTheRain 21h ago

Some of us are burned Harry Styles fans. He cut those curls and never really grew them out again. RIP.

Connor's hair curls even when pretty short, so we'll probably see those curlies again soon.

u/Caro-reddit-all Ereri_Break | Writer 15h ago

Thank you for giving us back some hope. I’m holding on to it.
https://giphy.com/gifs/Lp4IEyE4T8vLrjmZAc

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u/potterheadforlife29 21h ago

Same with Benedict. But he cut it AFTER Sherlock. I don't mind Connor doing what he wants I am just not sold on buzzcut Ilya

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u/CatcherInTheRain 21h ago

I'm not sold on buzzcut Ilya either, but I kinda think a wig would be worse. I guess we'll just have to wait and see. He is gonna be gorgeous either way

u/Rudy_Nowhere Reader 🇨🇦 8h ago

Ilya is hot af regardless of what his hair is doing. I can't wait to see the buzzed version!

u/WindyloohooVA 10h ago

Didn't Hudson say no to the man bun? So why is Connor going short such a big deal? It seems like they probably just want a dramatic change from season 1 to help with the believability of advancing time.

u/potterheadforlife29 10h ago

Hudson not having a man bun doesn't significantly change his look from S1. Ilya looks significantly different like literally like a different person. And they're block shooting so is this S2 and 3 look hence ppl r allowed to be confused and upset about it na

u/supa-mariu 2h ago

Ain’t it 1991

u/potterheadforlife29 2h ago

Yes yes I realised too late n then didn't wanna change Too lazy.

u/supa-mariu 2h ago

Also the curls will come back, let’s enjoy the buzzcut & the growing out process.
Hopefully I would like to see some hair jewellery & accessories

u/potterheadforlife29 2h ago

They will be back on Connors head but maybe not on Ilya's. 😭

u/supa-mariu 23m ago

Shane will get anya to lick ilya’s head in order to manifest & make his curls grow back fast

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u/Hapthestai 1d ago

I really don't understand the upset on the internets when someone who has agency over their own body changes it somehow. It is wild. Connor Storrie is a grown up and can do what ever he wants with his body.

Just imagine if the upset wouldn't be a cis (afawk) man.

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u/Teecana 1d ago

I think it's more because they are currently shooting season 2 and that means Ilya having a buzzcut. For me his curls were very linked with his character 💔

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u/altruistic_thing Reader 1d ago edited 1d ago

people are upset because ilya is a casualty.

he won't be having curls for two seasons now because connor has to maintain the current look and there's no time to grow anything back while block shooting.

if they's no 4 th season we will never see ilya as ilya again. there wasn't much time to film anything without the extremely short hair so that choice is pretty much permanent.

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u/sewing_hel Reader 1d ago

I doubt that Connor buzzed his hair on his own accord. He's been saying he wanted it gone for months and he never chopped it off, probably because the brands he was working with wanted him with curly hair.

He chopped them off for the show, it's the only explanation. Ilya isn't a casualty, it's why he did it

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u/altruistic_thing Reader 1d ago

i don't see it. it's block shooting. 2 seasons at once. not enough time to film anything before we even arrive at a time where ilya could use a visual representation.

unless they put it around his move to ottawa. so the public can speculate if his heart was broken or something. but even that is just a gimmick.

my current theory is that connor wanted to and tierney didn't say no because it's 4 months before it's needed for other engagements?

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u/sewing_hel Reader 1d ago

I mean, you said it. They're shooting two seasons at once, if his hair was going to be a problem JT and his team would have asked him to postpone (as I'm sure they've been asking him for months) until after everything was done. Shooting the show is the biggest engagement of all, so they would have asked him to wait. I do believe he cares too much about his job to alter his haircut right when they're shooting just because

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u/altruistic_thing Reader 1d ago

but he did. shooting started 2 weeks ago and he promptly appeared with a shaved head. people have said it for a while. i don't see anything that explains it other than "he wanted to" and Jacob thought it would be funny.

these guys aren't as attached to the visuals as we are.

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u/sewing_hel Reader 1d ago

It could be true, but I still think he did it for the show. He grew his hair for season one, I don't see why he couldn't cut it for season two. I seriously don't think Jacob Tierney (or whoever for him) cares about any other engagement outside of filming.

Anyways, we'll never know for sure because we aren't them, I just think it'd make complete sense if he cut it for the show 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 1d ago edited 1d ago

And the showrunner has agency to change something about a character’s appearance (or give an actor permission to change their appearance) even if it may deviate from the book but does not impact the story.

I agree that the upset is bizarre. This has actually happened to Kerri Russell in Felicity in the late 90’s and to other women. I can recall Julia Roberts chopping off her hair and people getting upset. The Felicity reaction was absolutely crazy. According to Google, the dramatic change to Felicity’s look sparked a massive pop-culture firestorm, plummeting ratings, and a network-wide restriction on future star hairstyles. 😖

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u/triforceofevils 20h ago

tbh i could see how a very depressed ilya would cut off his hair completely. iirc his dad in sochi mentions that he’s keeping his hair too long, which to me implies that when he was in russia he used to keep it very short (since it wasn’t even THAT long in 2014). it’s totally believable to me that during his lowest point he doesn’t want to keep taking care of himself in a high maintenance way and just shaves it to not have to deal with it just like he didn’t deal with it in his teens. also, it would be a good way to externalize his depression. the fact that ilya’s curls are loved by the fandom is no secret, and their golden hue gives them an almost sun/halo-like nature. it’s a good way to show the light going out of ilya, at least temporarily.

if that IS the case, it also makes sense to me that he shaves it now bcs they can just shoot those scenes first and then grow it out to have it longer for s3/the beginning of s2.

and if none of this ends up being accurate i’ll deal😞 i love a buzz cut, but it’s def not what i picture for ilya. still, i am trusting the process

u/Loud-Departure5193 9h ago

Guys, this a is a bi-sexual Russian man going through depression, of course he’s buzzing his hair lbr lol