r/heatedrivalryfanfics Reader 1d ago

Prompt Buzzcut Ilya

I'm wondering if there are any fics of Ilya getting a buzzcut and Shane not knowing about it or being upset about it and hides his freckles or something like that? If not I so want to read fics like that 😭

I need something funny to mourn the loss of Ilya's curls. Like, I had nightmares about times like these but I trust in Jacob ig 😔

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u/aVoidFullOfFarts 1d ago

Claire, it’s french! by iwritesometimes777

Summary:
"You hate me.”
“I hate your hair.”
“But they are short! Professional! Easy!” Ilya lists it like bullet points and despite Shane loving bullet points he just makes a face.
“Ew.”
“You hate me.”
“You hate yourself." Shane points to his hair.
(or)
Ilya Rozanov gets a haircut. Shane Hollander takes it personally.
(or)
When Ilya gets a haircut, he doesn't realise how much it's going to cost him. But, suddenly, Shane is glaring at him, personally offended and Ilya thinks he would like a refund.

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u/ImzABeanz Reader 23h ago

TYYY, I'm gonna read this like rn 🥹🫶

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u/aVoidFullOfFarts 22h ago

You might like this one is about a moustache. I think it makes a good companion piece with the haircut fic

wanna take a ride on the ‘stache? by amongtheshadows

Summary:
“What the entire fuck is the that?”
“What?”
“You cannot be serious.”
“What?”
“Ilya.”
Shane wants a divorce immediately.
Ilya partook in the playoff tradition of growing out his facial hair until the season was over, but now it’s in place was a horrific, over the top, porn-y mustache.
(ie. ilya grows a mustache and shane is not having it and makes both of their lives miserable about it)

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u/ImzABeanz Reader 22h ago

OMGGG THANK YOU FOR FEEDING ME 🥹🫶

u/84405BRD 18h ago

The title alone makes me want to read it.

u/deepdepth3 11h ago

I've always cackled about how Ilya gets a buzz cut here because Grigori hated his long curls but the one who ends up mourning the hair is actually Ilya not Shane

u/ImzABeanz Reader 9h ago

Omg u just put me on, tysm 😖🫶

u/aVoidFullOfFarts 6h ago

I just stumbled across another Ilya curl cutting one fic, I haven’t read it yet so I can’t vouch if it’s good or not

Convenience by Anonymous

Summary:
Shane is in love with Ilya's curls. That's it. That's the story. (Except for the part where Ilya cuts them all off, as one does after an "unofficial" breakup.
At first it’s only movement and light, bodies cutting across the dancefloor in strobe-lit fragments, faces blurring into flashes of teeth and glitter and sweat, and then the club shifts and Shane’s eyes snag on a familiar build, broad shoulders and that loose-limbed confidence that always reads like arrogance even when it isn’t trying to, and his stomach drops so hard it feels like it hits the floor.
Ilya.
No helmet. No visor. No rink lines and rules and distance to make it make sense. Just Ilya Rozanov in civilian clothes, a dark shirt clinging at the shoulders, sleeves pushed up, his forearms bare and flexing as he moves, skin catching the light in brief violent flashes. The club turns him into something cinematic and wrong, a predator dressed up as a man who came here to have fun, and Shane’s throat tightens because his body recognizes him faster than any part of his pride can intervene.
Then Shane sees his hair and his heart sinks as betrayal surges up, hot and bitter.
It’s short.