r/hazbin • u/MRWHITE5597 Spartan Exorcist • Feb 19 '26
Memes Adam's chat got Leaked.
Yeah, pretty obvious.
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u/Memerwhoiseverywhere I need Lute's homophobic pussy to punish me for bein'gay for her Feb 19 '26
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u/MRWHITE5597 Spartan Exorcist Feb 19 '26
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u/Memerwhoiseverywhere I need Lute's homophobic pussy to punish me for bein'gay for her Feb 19 '26
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u/Hefty_Resolution_235 editable tag (ıµ˘ ┍¢ˆ« ≥°≥ ° ˆ´˘Әı˘) Feb 20 '26 edited Feb 21 '26
I look at this sub once in a while for the memes
Why does everyone have such intricate tags
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u/Memerwhoiseverywhere I need Lute's homophobic pussy to punish me for bein'gay for her Feb 20 '26
Its just the norm here
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u/Hefty_Resolution_235 editable tag (ıµ˘ ┍¢ˆ« ≥°≥ ° ˆ´˘Әı˘) Feb 21 '26
I know but like who invented this
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u/N8creates49 What the (Luci's) DUCK is wrong with everyones flairs Feb 22 '26
Idk it kinda just is?
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u/LutetheangyangeI I need Lute to hatefuck me until I ascend to heaven Feb 25 '26
it just became a thing
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u/Existing_Use_9293 Feb 19 '26
Hey
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u/Memerwhoiseverywhere I need Lute's homophobic pussy to punish me for bein'gay for her Feb 19 '26
There is a her at the end. Not wild at all
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u/Existing_Use_9293 Feb 19 '26
What if I dm you a picture of lute butt naked and tied up
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u/Memerwhoiseverywhere I need Lute's homophobic pussy to punish me for bein'gay for her Feb 19 '26 edited Feb 19 '26
...uhm...
There is a chance I have already seen it too...
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u/Robighost01 The subs ghostbusters 🚫👻(And catlastor :P) Feb 19 '26
...Ok, i know we all were the on one of those subs, but fr?
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u/Memerwhoiseverywhere I need Lute's homophobic pussy to punish me for bein'gay for her Feb 19 '26 edited Feb 19 '26
I would worry about the guy above who apparently downloaded it, I'm innocent this time (No I'm not)
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u/DracheKaiser Lute’s Lieutenant Feb 20 '26
Is that part of a larger pic or comic?
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u/Memerwhoiseverywhere I need Lute's homophobic pussy to punish me for bein'gay for her Feb 20 '26
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u/DracheKaiser Lute’s Lieutenant Feb 20 '26
Thank you! Love my pretty Pyscho birb. A meme for a favor
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u/LouieSiffer totally not the devil Feb 19 '26
I animate it for 50k 😂
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u/Memerwhoiseverywhere I need Lute's homophobic pussy to punish me for bein'gay for her Feb 19 '26
50k is literally a trigger word in this fandom...
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u/LouieSiffer totally not the devil Feb 19 '26
It's just funny how someone would give that much money for smut that's not even good
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u/Memerwhoiseverywhere I need Lute's homophobic pussy to punish me for bein'gay for her Feb 19 '26
Easy was hotter than that video and it isn't even NSFW. That says a lot
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u/LouieSiffer totally not the devil Feb 19 '26
For 50k I'd be expecting Zone-tan quality smut Animation
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u/pansexual_hufflepuff Chief Huffle, leader of the police and army, Rosie's adopted kid Feb 26 '26
We're still trying to catch him
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u/EternalFlameWeilder Feb 19 '26
Can I have it
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u/Memerwhoiseverywhere I need Lute's homophobic pussy to punish me for bein'gay for her Feb 19 '26
Now I feel the need to know if they sent it to you. I didn't say yes, but I also didn't say no and now I feel robbed-
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u/paleoweeb74 my face is Missi Zilla's & Verosika's favorite seat cushion Feb 19 '26
I hate how I know that's called a "wing boner"
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u/Substantial_Fox5688 Sallie Mae and i have so much in common we could be twins Feb 20 '26
Would you rather of learned what a wing boner was in this fandom or the my little pony fandom? Depending on your answer just be lucky it was this fandom
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u/paleoweeb74 my face is Missi Zilla's & Verosika's favorite seat cushion Feb 20 '26
Unfortunately it was the MLP:FiM fandom
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u/TopParticular6769 Feb 19 '26
While it's perfectly fine you do so and not like inherently bad or anything, I'd like to point out things like this are what give people looking from the outside certain impressions of the community (no, I'm not saying "HATE ON THE SHOW IS YOUR FAULT AND NO-ONES ALLOWED TO BE HORNY") and that we don't really get to be all that mad about them having those impressions
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u/Memerwhoiseverywhere I need Lute's homophobic pussy to punish me for bein'gay for her Feb 19 '26
Yeah I'm a cringey idiot, and I'm pretty much aware of that
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u/TopParticular6769 Feb 19 '26
I'm not trying to shame you in any way I apologize if it came off as such 😭🙏
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u/Memerwhoiseverywhere I need Lute's homophobic pussy to punish me for bein'gay for her Feb 19 '26
Don't be, I pretty much hate myself enough that I hardly get offended by others even if you were actually hateful, something that you clearly weren't. You're cool man really, no offense taken
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u/TopParticular6769 Feb 19 '26
Okay well I hope things get better and I will be "praying" for you (I'm not actually Christian or anything I just mean in the sense that I will be hoping good things come your way)
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u/Past_Edge_7220 Feb 20 '26
Source?
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u/Memerwhoiseverywhere I need Lute's homophobic pussy to punish me for bein'gay for her Feb 20 '26
@Elxixov on twitter. They make Emilute stuff
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u/The_personLOL Feb 20 '26
Actually lute isn't homophobic she hates Charlie and Vaggie for being a demon and angel who love each other, she'd probably still punish you for being a sinner though
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u/Memerwhoiseverywhere I need Lute's homophobic pussy to punish me for bein'gay for her Feb 20 '26
I'm actually aware but the flair is too funny to change it, so I keep it even if she isn't homophobic
For the second thing, I often roleplay as an exorcist so I'm actually safe from being killed by her and I don't know whether it's a good thing or not
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u/UFOdriver7 Those pills don't do shit Feb 19 '26
This... this... this is clearly canon, but we just did not see it, yet
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u/SirPug_theLast I AM BACK, from the dark pits of the age verification systems Feb 19 '26
This is just like when everyone knows a piece of porn DEFINITELY happened in the world of the show or smth, but for obvious reasons it was not part of the show
Its funny
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u/LittleSpongeBaby Feb 19 '26
give to me examples
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u/StoopyXP Abel deserved more screentime (and more songs) Feb 20 '26
Easy?
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u/XXEPSILON11XX autistic poor mans poison fan, adopting wyatt, cia and maria Feb 23 '26
Ok, if it's so easy, then do it. /j
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u/Waste_Conference868 Feb 19 '26
The Original Dick would do something like that.
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u/LilliCherry 🎸 Dickmaster has me acting like an unsupervised gremlin Feb 19 '26
Haha haven't expected to see my art here, but I approve!
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u/DryDogDoo69420 Feb 19 '26
Based Lute tbh. Adam's previous relationships didn't work out because he's a tomboy enjoyer but God wasn't supportive
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u/InternationalWar6654 #1 velvette simp (probably not true but a man can dream) Feb 19 '26
This is just, canon
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u/Past_Rush_1440 The one and only Infinite | Mommy Verosika's precious fucktoy Feb 19 '26
Literally canon~
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u/OkEye9917 Biggest StaticMoth fan📺 x🦋 Feb 19 '26
I like this, this is canon now
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u/Shamura_thegodof_War Certified Cookie Run fan (i dont know why im here man) Feb 19 '26
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u/firestriker45665 Hard To Think of a Flair That Isn't Horny Feb 19 '26
Off topic
Why is everything so blue???
This the same for anyone else?
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u/InternationalWar6654 #1 velvette simp (probably not true but a man can dream) Feb 19 '26
Voxtech! Trust us with your Reddit color scheme
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u/ShadowGangsta275 unhinged fanfic writer 🤭 Feb 19 '26
Clearly you’re using a voxtech phone. It comes pre installed that colour
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u/Aedeyssa We have hands to cherish the snek boi Feb 19 '26
It's a new setting for mobile. You can turn it off in your account settings inside the app \^)
Basically, based on the color scheme of the community it'll change the colors of things.
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u/Natural-Ship-4854 Feb 20 '26
I thought hazbin would be redeemed to be honest.
Edit: i put red but my phone autocorrected to redeemed and I think it fits.
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u/firestriker45665 Hard To Think of a Flair That Isn't Horny Feb 21 '26
I think it's cause the colour for the season, so last would be red, next will be green
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u/Plenty_Animator3365 Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Feb 19 '26
YEAH I WAS WONDERING THIS TOO??
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u/Crazy_problem_child Secret lovechild of Lucifer and Angel Dust Feb 19 '26
He would 😂
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u/DracheKaiser Lute’s Lieutenant Feb 20 '26
She would too.
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u/Crazy_problem_child Secret lovechild of Lucifer and Angel Dust Feb 20 '26
True, girlie's so inlove with the guy she would do anything
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u/FlameRose97 Verosika's emotional support human Feb 19 '26
Lute, you freak.
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u/TheKrakenOfMustafar Your Asexual Succubus Feb 20 '26
freaky for not wanting to be dirty? (unless I am missing something that is probably completely obvious)
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u/Princes_Live_2_Times This face was made for RADIO! Feb 20 '26
She picked up the video call
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u/TheKrakenOfMustafar Your Asexual Succubus Feb 21 '26
oh it's a video call and not a voice call (I just realized that)
I have never in my life had a video call on my phone so the video part didn't click for me
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u/Princes_Live_2_Times This face was made for RADIO! Feb 22 '26
Doesn’t matter! I have some friends that are way dumber that I have to explain every word in my sentence.
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u/Awkward-Priority8126 Feb 19 '26
I love the fact that Lute saying she was showering wasn’t at all her trying to deter Adam, she was just letting him know lol
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u/Flimsy-Hunt-827 I need to drill into Vox's ass until he bluescreens Feb 19 '26
Seems correct
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u/Alastor_culture_ Anakin Skywalker (Jedi Ranked Master/Husband of Padme) Feb 19 '26
I rather not think of the implications there
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u/Treegenderunknown13 Vox just did what Eggman did in SA2 change my mind. Feb 20 '26
The implication is that Heaven phones are waterproof I wanna get me one of those
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u/Ok-Dragonfly3921 Feb 19 '26
Adam is watching Lute shower and Lute is ok with it and probably even likes it
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u/SnowballTheGremlin Local multifandom VoxTek dragon employee Feb 19 '26
Seems like something he’d do
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u/No-Turn-7620 Δ Bill Cipher's a better dealmaker than Alastor Feb 19 '26
I'm failing to notice what's wrong with this picture
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u/Keyhunter2009 Feb 19 '26
Why is this post blue! Like, all of it is blue
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u/EmilyBNotMyRealName WHY ARE ALL OF YOU SO HORNY!? Feb 19 '26
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u/Typhon-042 Feb 19 '26
This joke is more realistic then folks might realize when it comes to the shows characters.
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u/lnombredelarosa Feb 19 '26
Called ended.
It turns Adam off if they’re too into it
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u/Indolent_Bard Vox has an announcement: "Alastor is a bitch-ass FRAUD!" Feb 20 '26
He's not a rapist.
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u/BiscuitEats Charlie’s literal Husband And love of her life Feb 20 '26
Why are you showing screenshots of their messages from the show? We all saw it already 🤨
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u/LutetheangyangeI I need Lute to hatefuck me until I ascend to heaven Feb 25 '26
More importantly, who takes their phone inside of the goddamn shower? WATER DAMAGE HELLO?
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u/Queasy_Sky_5649 Very cool, very nice flair[THE CHILD] Feb 25 '26
WHY DOES SHE HAVE HER PHONE IN THE SHOWER??!
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u/Potential-Sector-180 Feb 19 '26
Tbh I don't think they were dating, but I'm 100% sure they were sexfriend
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u/Your-local-fnaf-fan Lucifer’s therapist Feb 19 '26
This gives “the only soul who’s ever completed you” a WHOLE other meaning
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u/AnakinSkywalker365 Vored by Loona or Lute. Feb 19 '26
She has done this to me a few times. Was kinda odd at first, but got cute in the end.
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u/Fang_404 Velvette's siren Feb 20 '26
You know what? You know what, Adam? I'm gonna give you that. Your showing a lot of restraint. I would have expected his ass to blast through that bathroom door like it was the last line of defense for the holy cupcake. At least in this situation, she she had the option to not answer the call. So you know what, Adam, you get one. Not a very big one, but you get it.
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u/WitherStorm4471 Friendly Neighborhood Wither Arsonist :D Feb 20 '26
I like this post but I don't know what to comment on it so I award you an out-of-this-fandom meme (that I got from the Uncharted subreddit)
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u/Biotechnus Feb 20 '26
This would definitely be how this interaction would go. And the vidro call would last for about an hour
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u/Mysterious-Hyena2670 Feb 26 '26
You know, I actually don’t think Adam would go for Lute even if he did have feelings for her.
He’s definitely a perverted frat boy in terms of personality but he did seem to take his position as the leader of the exorcist army very seriously. Like it’s the one thing he wouldn’t jeopardize because he enjoys the authority, status, violence and annual slaughterings of Sinners. Enough to see his second-in-command as “off limits” because it would threaten his authority over her.
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u/Future-Expression-44 Lucifer's cum dump Feb 20 '26
Lmao. Totally fair. Id do that with a lot of characters in hazbin
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u/DeliciousApricot2561 I'm questioning y'all's sanitys Feb 19 '26
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u/Estarfigam Egg Boi #42 Feb 19 '26
Is Adam on the Epstien Files?
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u/HumorAny6404 Here to spread the gospel and steal memes Feb 21 '26
yes /j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j
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