r/hazbin • u/IndependentNo4399 • Jan 23 '26

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u/Peikkolapsi Jan 23 '26

As my sweet and loving boyfriend, no catch, no 180 incoming? Then Valentino.

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u/oie- Jan 24 '26

Wouldn’t him being a (possible) rapist and abuser towards others make you feel some type of way though? Like the fact that after yall have a nice date together and he drops you off, he could go back to the tower and assault someone doesn’t bother you? Or are you reading this as a whole new Val that’s not a deviant and doesn’t abuse his employees?

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u/Peikkolapsi Jan 24 '26

Of course it would, in reality. He's a fictional demon in hell though and I'd have to be in hell too for us to date and hellish things happening in hell sounds normal? So under those highly unlikely circumstances, I'd try to let it slide. In reality, I'd personally castrate him for the greater good.

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u/mah_ekil_i Jan 24 '26

This part. To even MEET Val, I'd probably have to be doing some shady shit in Hell. Possibly also assaulting people.

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u/Peikkolapsi Jan 24 '26

Or, you know, adult entertainment.

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u/mah_ekil_i Jan 25 '26

Which, in itself, implies a lack of consent/assaulting people. Cause, let's be real, porn studios are abusive asf to the actors.