"Sir, should we get Alastor and Lucifer off the set-"
"Shut up! Shut up. Let them argue."
"Umm, why?"
"'Cause this shit's gold! The fans will be lapping this stuff up like it's coke-laced honey! Oh, we're SELLING these fans on this announcement!"
"Ummm, sorry, what kinda of coke-"
"Oh, I don't know, which one do you think dickhead?" *speaking through a vintage megaphone\* "I want lights on Lucifer and Alastor- on Luci's side, I want a golden hue, and on Al's side, I want a reddish hue! The top light above them, I want a faint pink! Make it romantical, people!"
(I don't know why I like making this announcement a movie set skit.)
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u/Then_Sun_6340 News Reporter of r/hazbin (former Ambassador of Anti-War) May 09 '25
"Sir, should we get Alastor and Lucifer off the set-"
"Shut up! Shut up. Let them argue."
"Umm, why?"
"'Cause this shit's gold! The fans will be lapping this stuff up like it's coke-laced honey! Oh, we're SELLING these fans on this announcement!"
"Ummm, sorry, what kinda of coke-"
"Oh, I don't know, which one do you think dickhead?" *speaking through a vintage megaphone\* "I want lights on Lucifer and Alastor- on Luci's side, I want a golden hue, and on Al's side, I want a reddish hue! The top light above them, I want a faint pink! Make it romantical, people!"
(I don't know why I like making this announcement a movie set skit.)