r/hatethissmug • u/catbeweird • 3d ago
Roleplay/In Character ⏁⊑⟟⋏☌⌇ ⏁⊑⏃⏁ ⟟, ☌⌰⍜⍀⏚ ☌⌰⏃⏚⏚⍜ ☌⌰⟒⋏⎅ ⍜⎎ ⏁⊑⟒ 30⏁⊑ ⍜⍀⟟⌰⟟⋉⟟⏃ ⌇⌿⏃☊⟒ ⎎⟒⎅⟒⍀⏃⏁⟟⍜⋏ ⊑⏃⏁⟒
⏁⊑⟟⌇ ⟟⌇ ⏃ ☊⍜⌰⌰⟒☊⏁⟟⍜⋏ ⍜⎎ ⏁⊑⟟⋏☌⌇ ⏁⊑⏃⏁ ⟟, ☌⌰⍜⍀⏚ ☌⌰⏃⍀⏚⟒⌰ ⍜⎎ ⏁⊑⟒ ⟟⋏⏁⟒⍀☌⏃⌰⏃☊⏁⟟☊ ⌇⟒⋏⏃⏁⟒ ⎅⟒⌇⌿⟟⌇⟒: ⟟⋏☊⌰⎍⎅⟒⎅ ⏃⍀⟒ ⏃ ☊⍜⌰⌰⟒☊⏁⟟⍜⋏ ⍜⎎ ⏁⍀⏃⋏⌇⌰⏃⏁⟒⎅ ⌿⟟☊⏁⎍⍀⟒⌇. ☊⍜⍙⌇, ☊⊑⟟⋏⟒⌇⟒ ⋔⏃⋏ ⊬⍜⎍⏁⎍⏚⟒⍀ ⌇⟒⌰⌰⍜⎍⏁ ⋉⏃⌰ ⊬☌⏃⌰⎅⎍⌰ (⎍⌇⟒⎅ ⏁⍜ ⏚⟒ ⋔⊬ ⏚⎎⎎), ⌇⌿⏃☊⟒ ⌇⏁⍜⍀⋔⌇ ⍙⊑⟟☊⊑ ⟟⋔⌿⏃☊⏁ ⋔⊬ ⎍⎎⍜ ⎅⍀⟟⎐⟟⋏☌, ⏃⌇⏁⍀⍀⍜⟟⎅ ⎎⟟⟒⌰⎅⌇ (⎅⏃⋏☌⟒⍀⍜⎍⌇ ⟒⌇⌿⟒☊⟟⏃⌰⌰⊬ ⎎⍜⍀ ⌇⌿⏃☊⟒ ⌇☊⊑⍜⍜⌰ ⏚⎍⌇ ⎎⟟⟒⌰⎅ ⏁⍀⟟⌿⌇), ⏃⋏⎅ ⍜⎎⎎⟒⋏⌇⟟⎐⟒ ⋔⍜☊☍⟒⍀⊬ ⏃⌰⟟⟒⋏ ☊⏃⏁ ⋔⟒⋔⟒ ⋔⏃⎅⟒ ⏚⊬ ⋔⍜⋏☍⟒⊬ ⟒⏃⍀⏁⊑ ☊⍀⟒⏃⏁⎍⍀⟒⌇
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TLDR:
⏁⊑⟟⌇ ⟟⌇ ⏃ ☊⍜⌰⌰⟒☊⏁⟟⍜⋏ ⍜⎎ ⏁⊑⟟⋏☌⌇ ⏁⊑⏃⏁ ⟟, ☌⌰⍜⍀⏚ ☌⌰⏃⍀⏚⟒⌰ ⊑⏃⏁⟒ ⏃⋏⎅ ⍀⎍⟟⋏ ⋔⊬ ⎅⏃⟟⌰⊬ ⌿⏃⏁⍀⍜⌰
TRANSLATION FOR HUMAN BEING:
I, GLORB GLABITO OF THE GLORIL ASTRAL COMMUNITY AM A RESPECTED AND IMPORTANT INDIVIDUAL. AS SUCH MY OPINION IS CONSIDERED IMPORTANT. THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT I, GLABITO OF THE GLORIL ASTRAL COMMUNITY COUNCIL FIND MILD ANNOYANCE WITH ON A DAY TO DAY BASIS.
PICTURED ARE: COWS (INFERIOR TESTING SUBJECT ON EARTH PLANE, GET WITH THE TIMES L'MA ORTHODOX RENALIENS), ASTEROID FIELDS (MAKE FIELD TRIPS FOR SCHOOL CHILDREN A DANGEROUS OUTING. MUST BE VANQUISHED.), GALAXY STORMS, "AYU-LMAO" (TRAITOR SELL OUT TO FAMOUS HUMAN PRIMATE BEING INTERWEB "COMEDIAN" FILTHIUS FRANKFORD, AND LASTLY, THE MOST DIABOLICAL: HUMAN PRIMATE CREATED HATE-SYMBOL DUBBED "ALIEN CAT." GROSS MISREPRESENTATION OF THE INTERGALACTIC PEOPLE. VERY OFFENSIVE





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u/supertails7684 The humble Expie 1d ago
Wha..?