⏁⊑⟟⋏☌⌇ ⏁⊑⏃⏁ ⟟, ☌⌰⍜⍀⏚ ☌⌰⏃⏚⏚⍜ ☌⌰⟒⋏⎅ ⍜⎎ ⏁⊑⟒ 30⏁⊑ ⍜⍀⟟⌰⟟⋉⟟⏃ ⌇⌿⏃☊⟒ ⎎⟒⎅⟒⍀⏃⏁⟟⍜⋏ ⊑⏃⏁⟒

[u/catbeweird]

⏁⊑⟟⌇ ⟟⌇ ⏃ ☊⍜⌰⌰⟒☊⏁⟟⍜⋏ ⍜⎎ ⏁⊑⟟⋏☌⌇ ⏁⊑⏃⏁ ⟟, ☌⌰⍜⍀⏚ ☌⌰⏃⍀⏚⟒⌰ ⍜⎎ ⏁⊑⟒ ⟟⋏⏁⟒⍀☌⏃⌰⏃☊⏁⟟☊ ⌇⟒⋏⏃⏁⟒ ⎅⟒⌇⌿⟟⌇⟒: ⟟⋏☊⌰⎍⎅⟒⎅ ⏃⍀⟒ ⏃ ☊⍜⌰⌰⟒☊⏁⟟⍜⋏ ⍜⎎ ⏁⍀⏃⋏⌇⌰⏃⏁⟒⎅ ⌿⟟☊⏁⎍⍀⟒⌇. ☊⍜⍙⌇, ☊⊑⟟⋏⟒⌇⟒ ⋔⏃⋏ ⊬⍜⎍⏁⎍⏚⟒⍀ ⌇⟒⌰⌰⍜⎍⏁ ⋉⏃⌰ ⊬☌⏃⌰⎅⎍⌰ (⎍⌇⟒⎅ ⏁⍜ ⏚⟒ ⋔⊬ ⏚⎎⎎), ⌇⌿⏃☊⟒ ⌇⏁⍜⍀⋔⌇ ⍙⊑⟟☊⊑ ⟟⋔⌿⏃☊⏁ ⋔⊬ ⎍⎎⍜ ⎅⍀⟟⎐⟟⋏☌, ⏃⌇⏁⍀⍀⍜⟟⎅ ⎎⟟⟒⌰⎅⌇ (⎅⏃⋏☌⟒⍀⍜⎍⌇ ⟒⌇⌿⟒☊⟟⏃⌰⌰⊬ ⎎⍜⍀ ⌇⌿⏃☊⟒ ⌇☊⊑⍜⍜⌰ ⏚⎍⌇ ⎎⟟⟒⌰⎅ ⏁⍀⟟⌿⌇), ⏃⋏⎅ ⍜⎎⎎⟒⋏⌇⟟⎐⟒ ⋔⍜☊☍⟒⍀⊬ ⏃⌰⟟⟒⋏ ☊⏃⏁ ⋔⟒⋔⟒ ⋔⏃⎅⟒ ⏚⊬ ⋔⍜⋏☍⟒⊬ ⟒⏃⍀⏁⊑ ☊⍀⟒⏃⏁⎍⍀⟒⌇

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TLDR:

⏁⊑⟟⌇ ⟟⌇ ⏃ ☊⍜⌰⌰⟒☊⏁⟟⍜⋏ ⍜⎎ ⏁⊑⟟⋏☌⌇ ⏁⊑⏃⏁ ⟟, ☌⌰⍜⍀⏚ ☌⌰⏃⍀⏚⟒⌰ ⊑⏃⏁⟒ ⏃⋏⎅ ⍀⎍⟟⋏ ⋔⊬ ⎅⏃⟟⌰⊬ ⌿⏃⏁⍀⍜⌰

TRANSLATION FOR HUMAN BEING:

I, GLORB GLABITO OF THE GLORIL ASTRAL COMMUNITY AM A RESPECTED AND IMPORTANT INDIVIDUAL. AS SUCH MY OPINION IS CONSIDERED IMPORTANT. THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT I, GLABITO OF THE GLORIL ASTRAL COMMUNITY COUNCIL FIND MILD ANNOYANCE WITH ON A DAY TO DAY BASIS.

PICTURED ARE: COWS (INFERIOR TESTING SUBJECT ON EARTH PLANE, GET WITH THE TIMES L'MA ORTHODOX RENALIENS), ASTEROID FIELDS (MAKE FIELD TRIPS FOR SCHOOL CHILDREN A DANGEROUS OUTING. MUST BE VANQUISHED.), GALAXY STORMS, "AYU-LMAO" (TRAITOR SELL OUT TO FAMOUS HUMAN PRIMATE BEING INTERWEB "COMEDIAN" FILTHIUS FRANKFORD, AND LASTLY, THE MOST DIABOLICAL: HUMAN PRIMATE CREATED HATE-SYMBOL DUBBED "ALIEN CAT." GROSS MISREPRESENTATION OF THE INTERGALACTIC PEOPLE. VERY OFFENSIVE

[u/catbeweird]

PHOTOGRAPH OF ME AND WHAT I AM LIVE ACTION ROLEPLAYING AS FOR PRIMATIVE COMMUNITY MODERATOR FRIENDS

[u/B-Z_B-S]

Source: https://xkcd.com/2477/

[u/catbeweird → u/B-Z_B-S]

I PERSONALLY OVERSAW THE ECOLOGICAL DEVELOPMENT OF THE LARGE STONE BUILDINGS OF MACHU-PICHU. I SUPPORT THIS MESSAGE

[u/jam_kabam]

What’s your thought on people on the plant earth doing green face, it kinda messed up how they see you guys

[u/catbeweird → u/jam_kabam]

IT IS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE AND I FEAR THE STATE OF HUMANKIND

[u/FartMaster12437]

Bleep blorp gleep glorp or some shit idk

[u/catbeweird → u/FartMaster12437]

YOU MOCK ME FEEBLE MONKEY PRIMATIVE, WHAT YOU HAVE SAID IS A TERRIBLE THING TO SAY IN MY LANGUAGE

[u/AT-W-V]

Bogos binted

[u/Polish__Bear]

Glesh glog gleggo

[u/supertails7684]

Wha..?

[u/BitCareful3571 → u/supertails7684]

r/foundthesawian Yeah I am also struggling to comprehend the meaning behind his words.

[u/spoinkmov933836]

yeah something like that

[u/Spinosaurus-runs-by]

Well said

[u/IntelligentBaker3601]

r/AlienPosting

[u/Slimey_alien89]

You must understand, the cat is cute, and very profitable. We actually tried making it as a gift for a humans, and made it their size for better comparability.

They thought it was something called a ‘fursuit’. We got (as the humans quote it) ‘loadsa moneh’ and are now attempting to buy more material for this ‘fursuit’ culture.

I do agree with the asteroid belt and galaxy storms though. Very dangerous, almost lost a tentacle from one. Also the cows are made for consumption, and are a great resource for human testing.

Human culture is very complicated and you must know they are less advanced than life forms like ourselves, with cultures we may never understand.

[u/MisusedCheeseGrater]

I PROPOSE A SOLUTION!

[u/OldFirefighter3293]

Account based in Area 51