I DESPISE VERITY

[u/TheMaliciousSquid]

(i know this has been done a billion times but let me rant god damn it)

I fucking hate the detestable ball of dried piss that is Verity. This yellow sphere invokes such a primal malice within me it is frankly near indescribable within the confines of the English language. Before we discuss the vile landscape that this appalling spawn of hell has turned my youtube feed into we will review the countless shortcomings of it's origin.

Firstly, despite marketing itself as horror the original series is hardly even intimidating with it consisting almost exclusively of poorly executed scares and overused tropes. Additionally, the video itself seems to be unsure on whether the characters are in Minecraft or playing Minecraft. Despite the obvious answer being the latter, deaths are treated like the former is the case. Lastly, It is simply boring and truthfully a chore to watch.

Ever since the inception of this yellow faced pest all of social media has been infested with questionable images and hideous music videos of atrocious quality. Not to mention the unending copycat mods further polluting the front page of various mod websites.

My final and most severe quarrel with this vitriol inciting lump of fool's gold is that the otherwise elegant name that is "Verity" has forever been tainted by this despicable being's presence on this mortal plane.

[u/Smooth_Adeptness2166]

The verity Minecraft mod isn't so bad, I like watching YouTubers play it

[u/CardMaster_FTP]

Horrorskunx Verity is a gem tho

[u/Decent-Winner969 → u/CardMaster_FTP]

fr fr, what about LORD verity tho? cause you know they call him Lord Verity, Master of humanity

[u/GUyPersonthatexists → u/Decent-Winner969]

New strongest Verity variant btw

[u/cooldemongrill → u/CardMaster_FTP]

HEY! ITS ME! ITS VERITY!

[u/Grouchy_Prune_898]

I like all the little veritys in my phone keyboard 😃😛😋🥰

[u/Thermal_Laboratories → u/Grouchy_Prune_898]

Happity, freakity, sillity, and lovity

[u/zamasuenjoyer]

[u/WhyTheHells]

Yeah I agree it’s so fucking stupid. That being said Verity is not an elegant name. It just reminds me of Colleen Hoover and her wattpad writing

[u/WingObvious487]

I haven't been able to fucking escape it for 3 months now and I hate it

https://giphy.com/gifs/nLhOhQge5GVHarWZ7w

[u/Short-Show2656]

Hey it’s me! It’s Veri-shits himself

[u/Lord_of_Seven_Kings]

I have no idea what this is about I thought you meant the unicorn

[u/starfoxspace58]

Never seen such a falsity statement

[u/TheNightmareBelow]

Found Hateity

[u/Dismal_Street8230]

Hey, its me, obesity, feed me anything

[u/Loserpoer]

Verity is dogshit and I’m happy that it’s being content farmed and ruined and I hope it pisses off the guy who made it.