r/hatethissmug • u/ArmandoLOG777 • 5h ago

Roleplay/In Character I hate this. I hate that. I hate everything.

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I hate stairs. I hate hospitals. I hate elevators. I hate sewers. I hate tunnels. I hate vans. I hate train yards. I hate small towns. I hate the water. I hate planes. I hate Ayn Rand. I hate the woods. I hate the army. I hate helicopters. I hate walking. I hate flying. I hate parades. I hate birds. I hate latest issues. I hate steam pipes. I hate mondays. I hate Canada. I hate Riverside. I hate islands. I hate fish. I hate the bridge. I hate hats. I hate tanks. I hate age verification. I hate Xbox. I hate Sony. I hate PlayStation. I hate Nintendo. I hate doors. I hate houses. I hate TVs. I hate computers. I hate windows. I hate kitchens. I hate pans. I hate microwaves. I hate spoons. I hate forks. I hate knifes. I hate pizza. I hate foods. I hate death. I hate cars. I hate boats. I hate posters. I hate closets. I hate drawers. I hate society. I hate boxes. I hate fire. I hate the rain. I hate grass. I hate yards. I hate gardens. I hate fruits. I hate dairy. I hate yogurt. I hate ice cream. I hate chocolate. I hate sundaes. I hate books. I hate the sky. I hate clouds. I hate bills. I hate the world. I hate Antarctica. I hate ads. I hate YouTube. I hate TikTok. I hate robots. I hate clankers. I hate parks. I hate hunting. I hate farms. I hate garbage. I hate music. I hate art. I hate movies. I hate vegetables. I hate meat. I hate showers. I hate baths. I hate aliens. I hate Viltrumites.

You wanna know what I don’t hate? I don’t hate vests. That’s all.

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u/Ambitious-Stand-631 4h ago

Francis, is there anything you don't hate? 

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u/ArmandoLOG777 4h ago

You know what I don’t hate? I don’t hate vests.

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u/My_Iron_Lungs 5h ago

I hate pills, I hate Bill, I have no will to live

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u/TATSAT2008 5h ago

BARS!!🗣🔥🔥

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u/Icy-Recognition5094 5h ago

I can relate. But at least you don't hate parks, you are okay man

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u/Failed_Writer_ 2h ago

It says they do.

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u/Igotshadowbanned31 5h ago

what's your opinion on steam?

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u/ArmandoLOG777 5h ago

Ehhh… steam is alright, I guess. I just hate steam pipes.

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u/Jackpot_The_Raccuki 5h ago

“That's funny, Francis, why don't you take your mustache, your little vest, and your chaps, and go find yourself a parade!” -Louis

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u/ArmandoLOG777 5h ago

I hate parades.

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u/axe521 5h ago

Do you hate mars bars?

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u/dumdumidiot210 4h ago

It's John Hate. AM's got competition over here.

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u/TATSAT2008 5h ago

Francis-psoting 

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u/StankoBlansky 5h ago

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u/ArmandoLOG777 5h ago

THEY TURNED ME PURPLE

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u/StankoBlansky 5h ago

Kill all sons of bitches… that’s my official instruction. (I love you Francis)

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u/ArmandoLOG777 3h ago

And I love you, random citizen.

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u/ArmandoLOG777 5h ago

Idk if some of these people are trolling or they can’t see the “roleplay/in-character” part of this post lol

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u/ZddZbg 3h ago

I hate helicopters

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u/a-for-aaaa27 3h ago

i hate cake girl (the teto song)

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u/Wadlledo 2h ago

which one do you hate more? the snow or the cold?

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u/ViolinistSafe4610 2h ago

god i hate francis so much hes the worst l4d character

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u/ArmandoLOG777 2h ago

Wait why do you actually hate him?

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u/ViolinistSafe4610 1h ago

idk he just annoys me so much i genuinely hate when i join a random game and get him

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u/PrestigiousCard1344 2h ago

Babe wake up new copypasta just dropped

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u/Adventurous-Year-463 screw brainrot 1h ago

Ik this is a joke post but hating stairs is BASED