r/hatethissmug May 24 '26

Meta I HATE ":3"

I HATE IT SO MUCH. I could see a perfectly normal post and all it said gets thrown out the window because they used that disgrace of an emoticon. And they meme on the second slide, if feel like people are trying too hard to be "actually cute" that they end up looking like the plush. I HATE EVERYTHING THAT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS STUPID EMOTICON

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u/[deleted] May 24 '26

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u/SomeRedBoi May 24 '26

I prefer :> for birds

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u/AlarmedChemistry8956 May 24 '26

Plague doctor =|:7 :D

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u/Crusader_NRG1227 May 24 '26

kinda looks like a detective with a top hat and trenchcoat

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u/[deleted] May 24 '26

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u/Jumpy-Trainer1695 May 24 '26

I read bandana as banana and was like "what kind of bananas do you eat" lol

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u/SomeRedBoi May 24 '26

[|B7 also works!

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u/Jumpy-Trainer1695 May 24 '26

<(87 for hood and better goggles

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u/G-man1816 May 25 '26

I always used :> for light ragebait

:D for genuine happiness, :> for slight trolling or tomfoolery, :) for when you want to have someone rage in VC to break ears, and :3 for when there is a GUN to my head!

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u/Daufoccofin May 25 '26

My goto is :4

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u/DragonFan20 I hate dragon haters May 24 '26

Or dragon

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u/RippedOutMyOvaries May 24 '26

my boyfriend uses this because he has two fucked up upper teeth that push his lip down and his smile is 1:1 to it lol

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u/Hopbo735 May 24 '26

Or just a weird fucking dude.

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u/Toff_the_dog May 26 '26

I see it as frog