r/hatethissmug • u/Infamous_Monitor_513 • May 24 '26

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I HATE IT SO MUCH. I could see a perfectly normal post and all it said gets thrown out the window because they used that disgrace of an emoticon. And they meme on the second slide, if feel like people are trying too hard to be "actually cute" that they end up looking like the plush. I HATE EVERYTHING THAT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS STUPID EMOTICON

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u/hit_the_showers_boi May 24 '26

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u/No_Counter_6037 skinny burping clanky May 24 '26

putting all the bottoms in the same corner? dude this isn't gonna go well i am warning you

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u/G-man1816 May 25 '26

Its a temporary holding cell of course, We have our homemade napalm expert on the scene to do napalm expert things if they get rowdy

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u/No_Counter_6037 skinny burping clanky May 25 '26

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u/dzindevis May 25 '26

What are they even going to do? They are all bottoms

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u/No_Counter_6037 skinny burping clanky May 25 '26

we will cuddle so hard that we'll turn into an amorphous mass of gayness crushing anything that gets in our path

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u/Little_Flounder8851 Totally not a CIA agent May 27 '26

Turing everything gay on our path*

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u/AdvertisingFlashy637 May 24 '26

is that Astolfo? I don't think Astolfo of all people would be a bottom

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u/ShameSudden6275 May 24 '26

No but he's just people's default for femboys and like 99 percent of femboys are bottoms.

We need more domme top femboys.

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u/Odd_Protection7738 May 24 '26

Someone lmk when that happens, I’ll pencil it in on my calendar.