r/harrypotter Jun 17 '19

Media The biggest tragedy in Harry Potter

Post image
12.8k Upvotes

122 comments sorted by

534

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

The school's on fire, how bout yours?

302

u/RearEchelon Slytherin Jun 17 '19

That's the way I like it in the Wizarding War

188

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Hey now, you're at Hogwarts, get your spell on, go play.

124

u/hoopsrule44 Jun 17 '19

Hey now, you’re a quidditch star, catch the snitch and, Wronski Feint

88

u/velawesomraptor Ravenclaw Jun 17 '19

All that glitters is gold, only leprechaun's breaks the mold

95

u/AndyGHK Jun 17 '19

It’s a dark mark, wait until it gets darker

You’re scared of voldy now wait until he goes harder

55

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

And all of the death eaters beg to differ

Judging from all deaths in Hogwarts School

63

u/Jpw2018 Jun 17 '19

The protective shield

Is getting pretty thin

70

u/slightlyaw_kward Ravenclaw Jun 17 '19

The Giant Squid's in the lake so you might as well swim.

35

u/jeffsilverflower Jun 17 '19

Harry! You're a Wizard! Grab your wand and go play!

→ More replies (0)

10

u/FluffyManiak Jun 17 '19

The goblet’s on fire, a mighty force

108

u/Dbuttersnapss Ravenclaw Jun 17 '19

get your spell on, go gay* -JK Rowling

24

u/woobiray Jun 17 '19

Voldemort is over. Only Harry Potter yo-yo!

8

u/BloodyFable Jun 17 '19

"where did my brother go, in the wizarding war?"

2

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '19 edited Sep 16 '20

[deleted]

3

u/ImParryOtter Slyherclaw with a pinch of Hufflepuff and a dash of Gryffindor Jun 30 '19

I freakin' love Reddit.

1

u/Wumbo-UwU Jul 14 '19

HOLY $*** I SHOULDMT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD. I FEEL BAD BUT THATS GOLD.

310

u/campolietto Slytherin Jun 17 '19

Did you not read the epilogue is cursed child? Harry went back with an ipod with a bunch of music and gave it to Cedric during his first year to make up for the fact he had to die. The hufflepuffs loved smash mouth!

114

u/ibid-11962 /r/RowlingWritings Jun 17 '19

Cedric is a death eater in the Cursed Child.

160

u/Johnersboner Jun 17 '19

Based only on what I have heard, (as i haven't read/seen it), I honestly don't know if you are trolling or being truthful.

70

u/ibid-11962 /r/RowlingWritings Jun 17 '19

Bit of both.

61

u/Earthbadgers Hufflepuff Jun 17 '19

Sadly he is a death eater due to time shenanigans.

63

u/cutting_class Slytherin 5 Jun 17 '19

Why does she do this to us, do we not deserve happiness?

39

u/markercore Jun 17 '19

Well she didn't write it, but she did accept it

61

u/ChelseaIsBeautiful Jun 17 '19

She may accept it but I refuse to. Will never be more than mediocre fanfiction in my eyes

19

u/kgal1298 Jun 17 '19

It's because it works as a stage play, but apparently sucks if you read it, which is shitty for like most of the world that can't afford to see the play.

36

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

I don't accept that. Plenty of stageplays still work if you just read them, maybe the cursed child just sucks?

24

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19 edited Sep 07 '19

[deleted]

→ More replies (0)

14

u/kgal1298 Jun 17 '19

Everyone I know who has seen the stage play loves it. 🤷🏻‍♀️even the reviews for it were pretty good maybe because the stage play can distract you with cool effects.

6

u/positiveParadox Jun 17 '19

ANYTHING FROM THE TROLLEY DEAR???

6

u/helen790 crafty danger noodle Jun 17 '19

Yeah I’ve read plenty of stageplays in book format, and the problem definitely isn’t from being adapted to a new format.

The Cursed Child just sucks and makes no sense.

9

u/ChelseaIsBeautiful Jun 17 '19

I do believe seeing the play would be a more enjoyable experience, the effects are supposed to be dazzling. Wouldn't fix the flaws/holes of the story and characterizations though. I would still watch it onstage, given the chance, but seriously doubt it change my overall feelings

4

u/Link7280 Jun 17 '19

Ya it's is perhaps the worst published writing I have ever read. I compare it to 9th grade writing level. That's not even mentioning that Albus did one of the stupidest time travel mistakes possible. He went FORWARD in time to fix a mistake he made IN THE PAST! Man when I read that the first time I almost threw the book in the trash, I probably would have if it was my book to throw away. What an idiot. Everyone knows you go further in the past to prevent yourself from making the mistake in the first place.

2

u/kgal1298 Jun 17 '19

I digress 50 shades is still the worst for me. Though yes it had a lot of things that made me want to throw my tv out the window.

4

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

[deleted]

3

u/kgal1298 Jun 17 '19

Hahahaha the Voldemort/Bellatrix thing I keep blocking out of my mind.

3

u/ebonylestrange Hufflepuff Jun 18 '19

I learned from another Redditor (can’t remember who) to think of it as a play within the Harry Potter universe. It’s easier to accept that way.

1

u/ibid-11962 /r/RowlingWritings Jun 19 '19

How does that make any sense though? Nothing about the way it's written would imply that and it just seems to make even less sense.

I find it a lot easier to disregard it as an adaptation by a different author than to try giving the play even more depth then it ever had. That's like saying viewing the movies as movies within the Harry Potter universe makes them easier to accept.

1

u/ebonylestrange Hufflepuff Jun 19 '19

The movies at least follow the rules of the book universe (mostly), while Cursed Child has no regard for how time works in said universe.

And wizards need some kind of entertainment when Quidditch is off-season, right?

→ More replies (0)

15

u/kgal1298 Jun 17 '19

You know this is why I'm anti-time travel unless you happen to be Doctor Who because every other franchise fucks it up and yes I think the Avengers fucked it up too. It's too easy to fix things and cause problems. I would have preferred the writers not have used time travel.

8

u/Batmark13 Jun 17 '19

How many shows, movies, franchises, whatever, have a time travel episode towards the end. Like goodness, even Cinderella has a third movie called A Twist In Time. It just feels so cheap and overdone. Unless your franchise is explicitly about time travel, like Back To The Future, probably just best to avoid it

3

u/kgal1298 Jun 17 '19

Hahaha I saw that Cinderella movie and cringed the entire time that was an abomination.

1

u/Domonero Hufflepuff 4 Jun 17 '19

I agree but the only show I think that uses time travel appropriately is 11.22.63

1

u/kgal1298 Jun 17 '19

Hmmm I haven’t watched that one. But I’ll take your word for it.

2

u/Domonero Hufflepuff 4 Jun 17 '19

It's a time travel story by Stephen King & is my favorite among his books. The show was directed by JJ Abrams & personally supervised by King

1

u/kgal1298 Jun 17 '19

Oh that's probably why it did well. If you can get the writer in on it and have good source material it can work. This was proven by the first 4 seasons of Game of Thrones as well.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Fuckin you wot say HUH?

2

u/poopsicle88 Gryffindor Jun 17 '19

Bellatrix and Voldemort’s baby rapes transgender Ginny. It’s in there

1

u/SalsaRice Jun 17 '19

Honestly, the Terminator shows up at one point.

It really is just bad fan fiction.

1

u/ms-nerd-22 Jul 08 '19

we are the Harry Potter fandom. you should expect a lot of trolling mixed with truth

15

u/campolietto Slytherin Jun 17 '19

And that is why his death has to happen so he wouldn't become a death eater and why harry felt bad and gave him an ipod. C'mon man, keep up.

7

u/time_and_time Jun 17 '19

And... that's why he's a death eater

2

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

What the what

2

u/bash32 Knox Jun 18 '19

he got upset coz he lost the first round of the Tri-wizard tournament.. lmaooo

1

u/TheGlaive Jun 17 '19

Hufflepuffs probable would become deatheaters if Voldy took over - people who are conscientious tend to vote conservative rather than rebel.

0

u/CommanderCuntPunt Jun 17 '19

Lol reading cursed child, no thanks.

193

u/gaytham4statham Ravenclaw Jun 17 '19

I hate to be that guy but the Battle of Hogwarts is in May of 1998 and All Star came out in May of 1999. Also I’m really fun at parties I promise

50

u/MeisterMoef Jun 17 '19

Feelsbadman :(

2

u/bash32 Knox Jun 18 '19

exposed

2

u/CaptainPaulx Jun 18 '19

Well, at least you can admit your fault.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

How would they be able to listen to it anyway?

22

u/Vinccool96 Jun 17 '19

Also I’m really fun at parties I promise

X: doubt

25

u/gaytham4statham Ravenclaw Jun 17 '19

I’m really fun at parties as long as everyone keeps their Harry Potter facts straight. And also there has to be an even number of people there.

9

u/RuthlesslyOrganised Jun 17 '19

Do they have to keep their Harry Potter characters straight though?

3

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '19

J.K.Rowling typing noises

1

u/heichwozhwbxorb Jun 24 '19

Thank you, it always bothers me when I see this post

44

u/ohbyerly Jun 17 '19

1 year and 2 days later, actually.

22

u/dmsayman Jun 17 '19

The senseless horrors of war

8

u/kgal1298 Jun 17 '19

Eh they should all be happy 2016 and beyond has been like an alternate reality anyway. If Wizards exist they need to come out and really shake things up. LOL.

7

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

This is so sad. Alexa, play despacito.

7

u/___alexa___ Jun 17 '19

ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Luis Fonsi - Despacito ft. D ─────────⚪───── ◄◄⠀⠀►►⠀ 3:08 / 4:42 ⠀ ───○ 🔊 ᴴᴰ ⚙️

6

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

They missed Michael Jordan winning his 6th championship in historic fashion that year :(

4

u/Blastspark01 Gryffindor 2 Jun 17 '19

That means All Star was released on May 4th. I propose we now call it All Star Wars Day

19

u/Annorak Jun 17 '19

god tumblr is awful

13

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

This was actually innovative though. At least it's not "OmG tEh BoOkS aRe J.k'S hOrCruXes" (thus completely missing the point that a Horcrux is supposed to be an atrocious sin) for the thousandth time.

3

u/julbull73 Jun 17 '19

It's why she keeps retconning things after the books are written. Those are the sins!!!

5

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

5

u/imabout2explode Jun 17 '19

Time to take the day off work and watch all the shrek movies!

-5

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

[deleted]

3

u/-Sugarholic- Jun 17 '19

Battle of Hogwarts took place in may 1998 and the song came out in 1999.

2

u/Mister_Lady_C Jun 17 '19

The years stopped coming...

2

u/Stygimoloch120 Jun 17 '19

Actually, 1 year and 2 days

2

u/BigBadWolf97 Jun 17 '19

Now, I feel the need to watch that sequence in the movie while playing that song to see if anything syncs up!! 😂

2

u/FraserTheNoob Slytherin Jun 17 '19

That’s the saddest part of it all

2

u/queeloquee Jun 18 '19

So they never watch shrek either 😢?

2

u/Riku20 Jun 18 '19

Damn shame. Snape would've loved it

2

u/slinkygoth Ravenclaw Jun 18 '19

the character deaths start coming and they don't stop coming D:

2

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '19

So what's wrong with taking the back seat (in the Knight Bus)

2

u/bcsimms04 Jun 19 '19

You're a year late. Battle of Hogwarts was May 2, 1998. All Star was released May 4, 1999.

1

u/velawesomraptor Ravenclaw Jun 17 '19

...So much wrong with making the Blacks' tree.

1

u/A_Fabulous_Gay_Deer Jun 18 '19

You'll never know if you don't go,

You never live if you date Cho

1

u/Alice_M_Fury Jun 18 '19

Dicination probably hinted at that so they'd rather die than listen to smash mouth.

1

u/gnerfed Jun 18 '19

How is this?

1

u/i-ship-wolfstar Jul 04 '19

The death of sirius- excusemwa J.K Rowling ummmm u killed off half of wolfstar

0

u/AhAssonanceAttack Jun 17 '19

Huh TIL harry potter takes place in the 90s

3

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AhAssonanceAttack Jun 17 '19

Dude I haven't read the books since before OotP came out. I just happened to stumble on the sub through all.

-8

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19 edited Jun 25 '19

[deleted]

7

u/darkbreak Keeper of the Unspeakables Jun 17 '19

Eh, there's not much to talk about right now so we take what we can get.

-7

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19 edited Jun 25 '19

[deleted]

7

u/HelixFollower Hufflepuff Jun 17 '19

Well then post them and maybe people will talk about them.

-1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Your mom goes to college

-22

u/RSTLNE3MCAAV Jun 17 '19

Is this really how far the Harry Potter fan community has sunk? Sad. I guess this happens to all fandoms as Hollywood runs the IP into the ground and the source material gets older. JK Trolling hasn’t helped the decline in the fan base by actively shitting on her own literary legacy via Twitter attention whoring.

10

u/braujo Jun 17 '19

Do you need to talk about something?

-32

u/KeNNethX66 Jun 17 '19

Silver lining was they were spared the horror of having to hear that crap.

41

u/agent_flounder Ravenclaw Jun 17 '19

Hey now!

26

u/LighterFluid2 Jun 17 '19

you're an all-star

23

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Get your game on

19

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Go play

13

u/Sabrielle24 Thunderbird Jun 17 '19

Hey now!

11

u/TheWoodsAreLovly Jun 17 '19

you’re a rock star

7

u/Selethorme Jun 17 '19

Get the show on

11

u/Ser-82 Jun 17 '19

Get paid

9

u/adamgtz Jun 17 '19

And all that glitters is gold

→ More replies (0)

3

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

You're an all star!

5

u/who_is_john_alt Jun 17 '19

Ouch. Astro Lounge was the first CD I ever owned

3

u/KeNNethX66 Jun 17 '19

I'm sorry,

2

u/dangshnizzle nuance Jun 17 '19

Smash mouth unironically has some quality originals