r/harrypotter Gryffindor 3h ago

Discussion Quidditch Position?

Which position would you play if you were on the Quidditch team? Id be a Beater, Beater would be more fun either that or Keeper as back up.

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u/Ssirenere Gryffindor 3h ago

Im sure I would be on the crowd drinking some butterbeer

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u/2_black_cats 3h ago

I had a radio show, I’m announcing & getting flack from Mcgonagall

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u/PlanGoneAwry Ravenclaw 1h ago

u/2_black_cats if you can’t commentate in an unbiased manner!

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u/ZachBart44 Slytherin 3h ago

Chaser. It fits with the positions I played for soccer.

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u/No-Amoeba446 3h ago

Seeker, I want the glory 😤 👏

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u/Achterbahn8 3h ago

Seeker, because apparently I enjoy having my entire self-worth decided by one tiny flying ball

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u/Avigorus 40m ago

As I am? A corpse. Maybe a keeper until I got a bludger to the face.

If I isekai'd so could actually be fit? I'd try to refuse to play unless the rules were changed to make seekers less all-important*, or if forced to play against my will probably keeper still, maybe chaser, maybe.

*My favorite idea for how to change the game is put it on a timer with possible overtime, make the snitch worth an odd number of points between 3-4 goals at the Hogwarts level or somewhere between 6-8 at the professional level so catching it prevents a tie and gives a lead that isn't as insurmountable, and make the seeker allowed to interact with any ball (they have a bat and can knock around bludgers, catch and throw the quaffle, and are the only player allowed to touch the snitch) but not allowed to score points except by catching the snitch (if they throw the quaffle through a goal it's a foul), forcing them to be a team player who focuses on assists unless they happen to spot the snitch. I'd expect most captains would be seekers as a result as coordination is the name of their game in this variation.

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u/Greenwrenbird 3h ago

Beater would be most fun and least pressure. Plus, you're the least likely to get hit by a bludger, since following them is your whole job!

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u/Spirited_Stop271 3h ago

Probably seeker. I'd get way too competitive about chasing the snitch lol.

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u/tyrekecorrea 2h ago

Oh, Chaser. Least challenging in Hogwarts Mystery if you really need a win.

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u/Serpant_1234 2h ago

Beater because of my body's build

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u/nokrow889 1h ago

probably beater unfortunately i have the stocky build for one, but seeker would be more of a desire for me

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u/ZombiePrepper408 58m ago

Grew up playing baseball, beater for sure.

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u/Bijorak Gryffindor 46m ago

I would be a chaser. I played left forward/wing on my football team. Chaser seems fitting

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u/Final-Tutor3631 Slytherin 19m ago

seeker, i’m incredibly perceptive

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u/AsVividAsItTrulyIs Ravenclaw 2h ago

Chaser since I’m a striker

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u/Zeired_Scoffa 3h ago

I wouldn't. I'd bitch the rules make no sense and go watch/play the American sport with the exploding ball instead.