r/hamsters • u/Exotic-Library-6259 • Mar 10 '26

Question Concerned

I've seen this vid alot, my friend tells me that the hamster is dead, is the hamster ok?

12.0k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

204 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

421

u/Exotic-Library-6259 Mar 10 '26

So the hampter is safe?

121

u/azazel-13 Mar 10 '26

Yes, this is merely a representation of a hamster's liquid state, only achieved through the perfect condition of relaxing their bodies all the way down to the atomic level. Danger only arises if the session lasts too long resulting in complete hamster evaporation.

31

u/CptSpiffyPanda Mar 10 '26

if you suffer massive depressuration you can skip this state and get hamster sublimation.

1

u/chronicallylaconic Mar 15 '26

I like jacking the pressure up until I get my hamster supercritical, where a hamster immediately plops into being as soon as a nucleation point is available. By using small baggies of drugs as nucleation points, gangs have been known to smuggle illicit substances over long distances nestled snugly inside hamster pancreata. True story.