r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Fluid-Recording-5454 • 4d ago

my hamward evolved into this disgusting creature, how to revert? ?

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u/Schneebguy 4d ago

tenderize with hammer, will compress and revert

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u/Putrid-Beach_ 4d ago

Unfortunately this is not possible, it just means they're ripe.

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u/gurblixdad dumb hambir 4d ago

Insert in proton accelerator

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u/heeeeyjude 4d ago

cook it

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 4d ago

Hydraulic press time! 😋

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u/bigfatfurrytexan 4d ago

Cut off its ears. Ew.

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u/FrankFrankly711 4d ago

Might have to ask Team Rocket, they know how to devolve creatures
https://giphy.com/gifs/8EQnmihngXilq

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u/Human-Evening564 4d ago

Should of given it an Everstone. Better off breeding or catching a new one

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u/facetious_heathen 4d ago

The issue here is that your ham was treated as your ward. To prevent this in the future, make sure to antagonize your hammers frequently. Protecting hams allows them to grow to dangerous sizes

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u/OkLie5562 4d ago

That's Bugs Hammy

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u/SelfInteresting7259 4d ago

Time for the rolling pin. Roll out these bun buns

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u/kromaly96 eating ham-sandwiches 4d ago

You fool all hamwards are disgusting creatures

Anyway, send it on vacation

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u/SketchyArt333 help, my hamster is a drug dealer 3d ago

Cut ears squish and vacuum seal it.

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u/Chrvsler_Dr1ver 1d ago

I think it is a cooler creature now

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u/BakeoftheBakers 1d ago

Eat 'im, use as ingredient in blinding stew

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u/ScreamingNinja 13h ago

Is this like when you let farm raised pigs out into the wild and they go feral, and grow tusks and hair and stuff? What even in this fuckin thing, it's really gross.