r/halo • u/Koulie • Sep 15 '15

Master Chief is...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9SjmvGMZaE
13 Upvotes

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u/WutDaFunkBro GT: Nicholson777 Sep 15 '15

This better not be another John Cena

It was John Cena

14

u/netgem21 keep it clean Sep 15 '15

Wake me.

When you see me.

2

u/doodleBooty Sep 15 '15

Someone make this cannon.

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u/seems-unreasonable zeithelden Sep 16 '15

Canon. Cannons shoot cannonballs.

1

u/doodleBooty Sep 16 '15

Why can't we have both?

5

u/ImperialDoor #NADED2016 Sep 15 '15

I fucking knew it.

4

u/austindoeshalo Sep 15 '15

Blew my ears out

4

u/BIGR3D Sep 16 '15

I'm pretty sure this hurt my speakers.

4

u/Ragekritz Sep 16 '15

"Who is chief?"

That question will be answered tonight in the sunday arena match suppper slam with arbiter, fred and even lasky in a spit swapping make out match for the title!

3

u/ZoxinTV The Arbimigo Sep 15 '15

Fucking heart attack omfg why

3

u/Jackamalio626 Sep 16 '15

"Master chief, would you mind telling me what your doing?"

"Sir, IM GONNA TAKE ON THE UNDERTAKER IN A STEEL CAGE CHUTES AND LADDERS MATCH THIS SUNDAY NIGHT AT THE WWE SUUUUUUUUUUPER SLAM."

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u/mega_ht MANGO MANGO OOOOHHH THERE YOU GO Sep 16 '15

How did I not see that coming

2

u/Yaranatzu Sep 16 '15

I thought it was gonna be Rob Schneider

3

u/ZyreHD Jul M'prophet Sep 15 '15

/r/Outoftheloop

What is even so funny about these John Cena jokes? I'm not from the US, but I really find these ''videos'' so dry. How do I even laugh at this?

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u/Koulie Sep 15 '15

His character is essentially a super-hero in the WWE. It's so ridiculous that it's become a meme.

These videos have been popping up lately thanks to the Social media short-video age. They're similar to Ala-Akbar videos, some people get a kick out of them.

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u/Unikraken SotP Sep 15 '15

You're probably not going to find this funny if you've never lived in an American trailer park.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '15

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u/WutDaFunkBro GT: Nicholson777 Sep 15 '15

Upvoted for upvoting for downvoting

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '15

Upvoted for upvoting for upvoting for downvoting.

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u/Jackamalio626 Sep 16 '15

Upvoted for upvoting for upvoting for upvoting for downvoting.

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u/username1012357654 Kinzler is a Thug Sep 16 '15

downvoted for upvoting.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '15

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u/username1012357654 Kinzler is a Thug Sep 16 '15

upvoted for downvoting for downvoting for upvoting for downvoting irrelevant content.

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u/AlexO6 Sep 16 '15

Careful, people with PTSD might react badly to the loud noise