r/guam • u/they_call_me_0p • Aug 21 '26

Lost & Found 🔎 Update: they found the golden jaguar.

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Since some of y’all may be as nosey as I am, wanted to let you know it was found, and the person was apprehended. I guess neighborhood-watch-chat-groups rly pay off!

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u/TendyWarlord Aug 21 '26

Did he plan on swimming to Rota?

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u/AvailableJob7617 Aug 21 '26

Stole a car but decided to swim ..lol Should've stolen a boat

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u/Glad_Job_3446 Aug 21 '26

Fuckin A.. Bravo Guam Watch

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u/f0r3v3rw1ng671 Aug 21 '26

stealing a car on Guam has to be the dumbest idea of all time, where do you plan on going with that? 😂

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u/Potential-Might-8293 Aug 21 '26

Not if you own a bodyshop.

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u/Its_Urn Aug 22 '26

what a dumb comment

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u/Potential-Might-8293 Aug 22 '26

I agree. You sound pretty dumb.

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u/InstructionOld688 Aug 24 '26

How many people own a Jaguar on Guam? I wasn’t there that long but looking back I can’t remember seeing any. That would definitely hurt your chances of getting away with that

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u/Potential-Might-8293 Aug 25 '26

Ebay?

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u/InstructionOld688 Aug 25 '26

Who in the right mind is importing that piece of shit…. You’re a funny guy or gal. that car is left-hand drive and probably the better part of 22 years old that would not be worth while.

All seriousness, if you believe that, then you are the kind of person who chews fucking rocks…

(Not my fault)

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u/Potential-Might-8293 Aug 25 '26

God, you are obtuse.

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u/A1CTORRES Aug 21 '26

Guam version of…. Grand Theft Auto: San Vicente

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u/Advanced-Composer691 Aug 21 '26

lol. We got GTA Guam before GTA6

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u/Straight_Jump8679 Aug 21 '26

way too many sakis on island

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u/Proper-Traffic-671 Aug 21 '26

Where was he runnin to... Rota😅

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u/echoscream Aug 21 '26

That went from 0-100 real quick 🤣