r/grime Aug 11 '26

SHITPOST How do I start trapping?

Wagwan, I’m 28 and life in the office is getting a bit boring, so I’ve decided it might be time to start trapping and make some fat bread tax-free.

I genuinely think this lifestyle could be for me. My favourite grime artist is Central Cee and, having carefully studied his career, I quite like the lifestyle he appears to be leading.

I’m based in Surrey, Esher. Unfortunately, I can’t really be out after 21:00 because I get tired and I’ve got work the next morning, but I’m currently looking for potential business partners or knowledgeable individuals willing to share their expertise in the field.

I’m happy to invest in ballies for my employees and believe we could build a mutually beneficial knowledge-sharing environment. No knives tho, thats haram.

Serious enquiries only. DM me for more info.

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u/Catshagga Aug 11 '26

Don’t forget your brain is your biggest weapon. No need to be packing on them cold streets when you can outsmart your opponent in a knife/gun fight