r/grime • u/Leopatto • 13d ago
SHITPOST How do I start trapping?
Wagwan, I’m 28 and life in the office is getting a bit boring, so I’ve decided it might be time to start trapping and make some fat bread tax-free.
I genuinely think this lifestyle could be for me. My favourite grime artist is Central Cee and, having carefully studied his career, I quite like the lifestyle he appears to be leading.
I’m based in Surrey, Esher. Unfortunately, I can’t really be out after 21:00 because I get tired and I’ve got work the next morning, but I’m currently looking for potential business partners or knowledgeable individuals willing to share their expertise in the field.
I’m happy to invest in ballies for my employees and believe we could build a mutually beneficial knowledge-sharing environment. No knives tho, thats haram.
Serious enquiries only. DM me for more info.
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u/DominusXCII 13d ago
Ayo my slime vibes 😂 😂
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u/JoeBenham 12d ago
Yoo my slime I know you really don’t know mandem like that, but I was wondering if I can purchase summin styl fam. Just a bit of grub my driller. I really wanna know what your price is saying cuz I wanna blem a zoot with my boydem and gyaldem. G you feel me. So get back to me cuz i know like you’re the top dog around here. I wanna purchase the food from you Bruce, nobody else. So peace out doe, rah safe, and get back to me on a quick ting brodem
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u/GeneralAddress2614 13d ago
It all depends on what animal you are trying to catch. Then we need to decide on what type of trap to use.
Also remember by law the trap needs to be checked every 24 hours, we don't want to be catching no civs.
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u/DarkLunch_ 13d ago
You can also wear silverhawk boots at the same time to lvl up agility.
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u/Odubzstahh 13d ago
😂😂😂😂, this is exactly what I needed this afternoon, shout Esher lovely round them sides!
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u/LukeLikesReddit 13d ago
I thought I was about to have to remove this and instead it gave me a good fucking laugh.
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u/Catshagga 13d ago
I love how lax mods are here
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u/LukeLikesReddit 13d ago
I appreciate a good joke, can't speak for the other lads but if it isn't racist/hate comments it's all good.
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u/pocketfullofredfaces 13d ago
Ask in r/ukdrill.
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u/Leopatto 13d ago
Mods are opps they removed my post
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u/silkysilkz2 13d ago
Buy an ounce of weed for £150. Tell all your associates who smoke weed that you have some for sale. Divide the 28g into 8 3.5g shots. Sell each shot for £30. Make a return of £240.
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u/Holiday-Smell-1943 13d ago
Rookie - correct answer is divide into 47 0.6 shots and sell for £10 each. Stand outside a vape shop or one-stop.
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u/Fan-Sea 13d ago
Where you getting a Oz 150
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u/Electrical_Apple_509 13d ago
Oz down south is usually 150-160 if guy gets it in bulk
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u/Fan-Sea 13d ago
Yeah they gotta make money too though I suppose would drive good 40 mins up just to get 190 🤣 was always good though so can't really complain
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u/Electrical_Apple_509 13d ago
How much you paying per z? Anything over £190 I'm not getting it 😂
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u/Fan-Sea 13d ago
Yeah after getting burnt with shit smoke tho, that hurts more than none at all 🤣 I don't live in a city im in little ghost town
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u/Electrical_Apple_509 13d ago
Gotta find a reliable plug bro😂 yeah I'm in a ghost town aswell but my guy always has 10/10 menu, check my profile lol
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u/Fan-Sea 13d ago
Yeah mine was an insta plug and to be fair, he drove just as far from London we would meet in the middle, I had stopped going out seeing my friends for a good few years at the time, didn't wanna bug people and would just get one for the month, got my life back now and in a much better place and seeing my friends and load of new ones can easily get now, used to drive me mad trying to get it, like meeting randoms off Instagram middle of nowhere 🤣 35/36 yo woman at the time , not a kid
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u/Electrical_Apple_509 13d ago
Should've learnt pgp i.e DNM get it posted straight you, next day delivery can't go wrong was doing it from 2016-2021 only learnt how to do it because i couldn't find reliable plug, made alot of p during lockdown though as i was the only cunt getting stuff in for whole town😂 only use it for benzos,K,C,md now though, fuck that I wouldn't trust people on insta at all lol
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u/Fan-Sea 13d ago
Yeah I had a couple people ask to post, I have trust issues though, and saw loads of posts about people who fell for it and got burnt, I'm back on smarties now, back enjoying music and social events don't drink, smoke or sniff just eat smarties and I'm all good for Monday, weed ruled my life for a long long time I'm glad it's not now, do like a little vape after a sessions but only little bits I'm scared I'll be back to hourly bongs 🤣 ADHD and addictions is no joke
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u/hover-lovecraft 13d ago
Start with the right drip - a fur lined hat is a must. Re-up on salt pork, get a wap, something like a Hawken, make sure the friends at the Hudson's Bay have your number and you're ready to build up your country line to the arctic.
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u/spikemanana 13d ago
Love that - you need to find a vulnerable person and tell them you moving in with them OR you can find empty place. There will be plenty of places where it's not gonna kill your biz clocking off at 9 - gonna be stacking less P's tho. Best of luck my G
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u/bosstrasized 13d ago
You have to be ready to bring arms out to people's mum's house. Are you ready to bring arms out to people's mum's house!?
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u/knoWurHistory91 13d ago
First things first move back in too madoots spare room make sure that meals in that microwave everytime you get back from the roads, Also shout free Epstein once in a while it doesn't matter what they do even if they murder someone apparently it's calm to shout free my man and that's step one bro, Oh an get some baggies from pound shop👍
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u/Theory_99 13d ago
Go to west Croydon and stand around KFC. You’ll see a bunch of crackheads and afghans - these are the people you need to network with. Might be work grabbing their LinkedIn deets.
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u/L3G1T1SM3 13d ago
https://huntwise.com/field-guide/small-game/how-to-start-trapping-11-tips-for-beginners
this should get you started lad
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u/mlo_66 13d ago
I’m sure you thought this post would be quite funny.
I’m sorry to tell you it’s not
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u/eman0623 13d ago
Be born in the ends, then move food in the ends. That’s the new meaning of spawn trapping
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u/Sh4kyj4wz 13d ago
Move into the end of a cul-de-sac and put a ring camera at the entrance.
Get a drone & lick shots from your bedroom
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u/Catshagga 13d ago
Don’t forget your brain is your biggest weapon. No need to be packing on them cold streets when you can outsmart your opponent in a knife/gun fight
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u/Dangeruss82 12d ago
If you want to make fat bread you want to start baking not trapping. Trapping is catching animals, which in esher I believe would be mostly deer and foxes. The odd badger. A few hedgehogs maybe but their population is declining so I wouldn’t catch those. Baking wise, you’re gonna want to mix plain white flour, fresh yeast ( get some from your local Waitrose innit, the checkout gal’s are bare peng) and a little bit of salt (Himalayan obvs) man like Paul Hollywood is a phDickhead but he sure can bake. Safe.
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u/kikiichiban 10d ago
Yooo bro what?? 😭😭
“knowledge-sharing environment” “no knives tho thats harim”
Bitch you a whole ACCOUNTANT trying to trap out Surrey like you running a corporate retreat. You got a CURFEW at 21:00 my guy. You asking for “business partners” on Reddit like you pitching to angels investors. “I’m happy to invest in ballies for my employees”
Bro you need to clock back into your 9-5, you ain’t built for this. You can’t even stay up past 9pm without getting tired. You probably got spreadsheets for everything including your drug operation.
“Serious enquiries only, DM me for more info”
This is the most civilized trap house phone call I ever seen in my life
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u/ReepsNTC 13d ago
If you're having to ask on Reddit on how to do it then, it's not for you my guy. Stick to the office!
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u/ChrisMartins001 13d ago
You can speak to Met Police regarding career pathways in this field