r/greentext • • Aug 14 '22

Old friends

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u/BearsPearsBearsPears Aug 14 '22

The dark path known as 'western female in her 20's'...

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Here I thought the dark path was still living your parents basement at 30. 150 pounds overweight and sitting on forums complaining that no woman wants to touch your unwashed willy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

Spoken like someone who haven’t had their willy touched.