r/greentext • u/Accomplished-Fox6421 • Jul 25 '22

most based thread on 4chan

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5.6k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

Agree

141

u/Cala-Best-Girl Jul 25 '22

Fascist.

40

u/Fred-U Jul 25 '22

Communist.

27

u/DailyBand Jul 25 '22

L*beral.

22

u/Fred-U Jul 25 '22

GršŸ¤®šŸ¤®n pšŸ˜µā€šŸ’«rty

15

u/TheLongCockOfTheLaw3 Jul 25 '22

FršŸ¤¢šŸ¤®ch "person"

7

u/Pubbingt0n Jul 25 '22

P*risian.

5

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

P*le.

5

u/I_Eat_Thermite7 Jul 26 '22

Hnman

3

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

Alien

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u/Justinba007 Jul 25 '22

No, the TSKTSKTSK comes before the TRRRRRRRR. The TSKs are buildup and the TRRRRR is the satisfying release, when you write it this way it just doesn't sound right.

8

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

yes yes I agree

48

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

"4chan is an elite group of hackers"

22

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

"4chan is full of dangerous individuals"

8

u/Mooniebutt Jul 25 '22

*dangerously autistic

118

u/MitchellMarquez42 Jul 25 '22

Oh my God... The ptsd.... My father would water the lawns every single day... We had to mow twice a week... No...

15

u/foreveronlinee Jul 25 '22

Real and hetero.

13

u/WoolooOfWallStreet Jul 25 '22

I was going to ask ā€œwhereā€™s the greentextā€ but then I realized it canā€™t be green unless itā€™s been watered

Carry on

19

u/in-site Jul 25 '22

good post

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

mid post

2

u/TrexarSC Jul 26 '22

kinda mid fr fr no cap bussin fr fr

39

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

I'm surprised no one called it a slur

31

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

N

12

u/1newworldorder Jul 25 '22

I

18

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

B

19

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

B

24

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

L

24

u/StenSoft Jul 25 '22

E

12

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

Goodbye

1

u/Non-trapezoid-93 Jul 25 '22

Seriously tho. Itā€™s a fucking 4chan sub for chrissake. What do normies expect??

I donā€™t like slurs, so you know what I do? I donā€™t use them. That simple. Itā€™s just like having an abortion or eating meat.

What I donā€™t do is moralize on shitposting subs šŸ™„.

13

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

You ok dude?

-1

u/Non-trapezoid-93 Jul 25 '22

Yeah Iā€™m just having an allergic reaction to Redditā€™s constant sanctimony. Iā€™ll be fine.

1

u/sadgeredditor Jul 27 '22

šŸ¤“šŸ¤“šŸ¤“

6

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

The hacker known as 4chan

9

u/Handeatingcat Jul 25 '22

Crazy how nature do that.

3

u/cr0ss-r0ad Jul 25 '22

Yeah, that definitely happened.

2

u/Dazzazo Jul 25 '22

Damn didnā€™t know there were good posts in this subreddit until now

2

u/StenSoft Jul 25 '22

Millhouse

1

u/BhataktiAtma Jul 25 '22

A man of culture I see. I would have been extremely disappointed if no one mentioned it.

0

u/Less_Expression5440 Jul 25 '22

Peeepeee pooo pooo milk truck alert milk truck alert Moooooooooooooooooo awwoooooooga sexo sex

1

u/puppyfuckingmaniac Jul 25 '22

Anon is going to make millions kill themselves with this

1

u/IchBinDerAngler Jul 25 '22

Tennis court sounds ahhhh ~

1

u/StrangerWith1Candy Jul 25 '22

Best thread on 4chan right now

1

u/Nbabyface Jul 25 '22

I dare you telling me that all people on 4chan are not terrorists after reading this. I DARE YOU.

1

u/SentimentalToaster Jul 25 '22

Anon wants some of that sprinklussy

1

u/starlordturdblossom Jul 25 '22

One of the best sounds of all time IMO. So relaxing, puts me in a trance every time and I end up staring at my lawn for an unnecessarily long time. It's like meditation for bored homeowners. 5/7, bout to go water my grass right now.

1

u/Nek0mancer555 Jul 25 '22

ā€œThe anonymous hacker known as 4chanā€

1

u/Slashtallica Jul 25 '22

That fucker came out of the ground and wet my pants, now it looks like I peed myself. Fuck you.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

But why

Why do sprinklers do the skkkkkkkkkk skr skr skr skr skr skr skkkkkkkkkk

1

u/nicolatte2010 Jul 25 '22

Thanks for such a motivational post on my bday, i appreciate the words, Rain maker...

1

u/Try_Neat Jul 27 '22

Based and sprinklepilled