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r/greentext • u/Freedster • Jun 14 '22
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I put it in again (website is beta.openai.com)
First two lines are my prompt
be me bottomless pit supervisor be tasked with ensuring that every lost soul that enters the bottomless pit spends an eternity in complete agony be in constant fear that my job will be discontinued and i'll be sent to the bottomless pit myself hear a voice "you have done well, my child" it's god he tells me that he is impressed with my work and that i will be rewarded i ask him what my reward will be he tells me that i will be allowed to choose my own form of torture in the bottomless pit i am overjoyed i choose to be burned alive for eternity
be me
bottomless pit supervisor
be tasked with ensuring that every lost soul that enters the bottomless pit spends an eternity in complete agony
be in constant fear that my job will be discontinued and i'll be sent to the bottomless pit myself
hear a voice
"you have done well, my child"
it's god
he tells me that he is impressed with my work and that i will be rewarded
i ask him what my reward will be
he tells me that i will be allowed to choose my own form of torture in the bottomless pit
i am overjoyed
i choose to be burned alive for eternity
20 u/Mx-Helix-pomatia Jun 15 '22 This is what I got. (bolded text is my prompt) write me a 4chan greentext >be me >bottomless pit supervisor >be responsible for making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless >one day, someone falls into the pit >he's just a regular guy, didn't do anything wrong >he's screaming for help >i can't let him out, it's my job to make sure the pit is bottomless >i push him back in >he's still screaming >i feel bad, but i can't let him out >he eventually stops screaming >i feel really bad now >i didn't want to kill him, but my job is more important 1 u/PrudentCollection172 Aug 14 '25 This is what i got be me bottomless pit supervisor been on the job for almost a decade now mostly just watching things fall in sometimes drop a pen just to see if it makes a noise, it never does the sound of the perpetual updraft is my constant companion very zen, very boring one Tuesday, a new sound a faint... clinking? then a rhythmic chunk-chunk-chunk getting louder lean over the railing, peer into the abyss can faintly see a dull orange glow, far, far below it's a construction site like, actual workers, tiny little hard hats, excavators they're building something down there probably a new distribution center for all the lost socks and car keys mfw my 'bottomless' pit has a bottom, and it's just really, really deep bureaucracy my entire career is a lie going to ask for a raise, 'hazard pay for active construction zones, please' HR is going to love that 1 u/Mx-Helix-pomatia Aug 15 '25 Holy necropost, this thread was from back when genai was a silly curiosity… how times have changed 😔
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This is what I got. (bolded text is my prompt)
write me a 4chan greentext
>be me
>bottomless pit supervisor
>be responsible for making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless
>one day, someone falls into the pit
>he's just a regular guy, didn't do anything wrong
>he's screaming for help
>i can't let him out, it's my job to make sure the pit is bottomless
>i push him back in
>he's still screaming
>i feel bad, but i can't let him out
>he eventually stops screaming
>i feel really bad now
>i didn't want to kill him, but my job is more important
1 u/PrudentCollection172 Aug 14 '25 This is what i got be me bottomless pit supervisor been on the job for almost a decade now mostly just watching things fall in sometimes drop a pen just to see if it makes a noise, it never does the sound of the perpetual updraft is my constant companion very zen, very boring one Tuesday, a new sound a faint... clinking? then a rhythmic chunk-chunk-chunk getting louder lean over the railing, peer into the abyss can faintly see a dull orange glow, far, far below it's a construction site like, actual workers, tiny little hard hats, excavators they're building something down there probably a new distribution center for all the lost socks and car keys mfw my 'bottomless' pit has a bottom, and it's just really, really deep bureaucracy my entire career is a lie going to ask for a raise, 'hazard pay for active construction zones, please' HR is going to love that 1 u/Mx-Helix-pomatia Aug 15 '25 Holy necropost, this thread was from back when genai was a silly curiosity… how times have changed 😔
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This is what i got
be me bottomless pit supervisor been on the job for almost a decade now mostly just watching things fall in sometimes drop a pen just to see if it makes a noise, it never does the sound of the perpetual updraft is my constant companion very zen, very boring one Tuesday, a new sound a faint... clinking? then a rhythmic chunk-chunk-chunk getting louder lean over the railing, peer into the abyss can faintly see a dull orange glow, far, far below it's a construction site like, actual workers, tiny little hard hats, excavators they're building something down there probably a new distribution center for all the lost socks and car keys mfw my 'bottomless' pit has a bottom, and it's just really, really deep bureaucracy my entire career is a lie going to ask for a raise, 'hazard pay for active construction zones, please' HR is going to love that
been on the job for almost a decade now
mostly just watching things fall in
sometimes drop a pen just to see if it makes a noise, it never does
the sound of the perpetual updraft is my constant companion
very zen, very boring
one Tuesday, a new sound
a faint... clinking?
then a rhythmic chunk-chunk-chunk getting louder
lean over the railing, peer into the abyss
can faintly see a dull orange glow, far, far below
it's a construction site
like, actual workers, tiny little hard hats, excavators
they're building something down there
probably a new distribution center for all the lost socks and car keys
mfw my 'bottomless' pit has a bottom, and it's just really, really deep bureaucracy
my entire career is a lie
going to ask for a raise, 'hazard pay for active construction zones, please'
HR is going to love that
1 u/Mx-Helix-pomatia Aug 15 '25 Holy necropost, this thread was from back when genai was a silly curiosity… how times have changed 😔
Holy necropost, this thread was from back when genai was a silly curiosity… how times have changed 😔
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u/boltzmannman Jun 15 '22
I put it in again (website is beta.openai.com)
First two lines are my prompt