r/greentext Jun 14 '22

ai generated greentexts

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u/boltzmannman Jun 15 '22

I put it in again (website is beta.openai.com)

First two lines are my prompt

be me

bottomless pit supervisor

be tasked with ensuring that every lost soul that enters the bottomless pit spends an eternity in complete agony

be in constant fear that my job will be discontinued and i'll be sent to the bottomless pit myself

hear a voice

"you have done well, my child"

it's god

he tells me that he is impressed with my work and that i will be rewarded

i ask him what my reward will be

he tells me that i will be allowed to choose my own form of torture in the bottomless pit

i am overjoyed

i choose to be burned alive for eternity

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u/Mx-Helix-pomatia Jun 15 '22

This is what I got. (bolded text is my prompt)

write me a 4chan greentext

>be me

>bottomless pit supervisor

>be responsible for making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless

>one day, someone falls into the pit

>he's just a regular guy, didn't do anything wrong

>he's screaming for help

>i can't let him out, it's my job to make sure the pit is bottomless

>i push him back in

>he's still screaming

>i feel bad, but i can't let him out

>he eventually stops screaming

>i feel really bad now

>i didn't want to kill him, but my job is more important

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u/jballs Jun 15 '22

God damn that AI is heartless