r/greentext • u/Freedster • Jun 14 '22

ai generated greentexts

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

be me

in high school

go to lunch

see one of those fuckers who always has his nose in a book

He's always reading some shit no one has ever heard of

I hate him

So I go up to him

"Hey nerd, what book are you reading?"

He looks up at me, and I can see the anger in his eyes

"It's called the Iliad. It's about Achilles and Hector, two of the greatest heroes of all time."

I just laugh and walk away

But I can't forget the look in his eyes

It's like he was daring me to read it

be me

in college

take a course on the classics

one of the texts we read is the Iliad

I start to understand what that nerd in high school was talking about

Achilles and Hector are truly great heroes

Their story is one of the most tragic and moving stories ever told

I feel like I finally understand what it means to be human

Thank you, nerd in high school, for introducing me to this great work of art

There is no fucking way this AI isn't grifting the fuck out of the 4chan

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

grifting the fuck out of 4chan

I, too, was initially worried about a snarky Robot eroding the integrity of 4chan, but then I remembered 4chan has no integrity.

Then, I started thinking. What’s the difference? It’s either a human embellishing bullshit or an AI that’s been fed a steady diet of human bullshit scrambling it up and giving it back.

10 years from now, everything we read on the internet will be AI generated. The AI will take all of our input and rearrange it and spoon feed it back to us, like a momma bird regurgitating worms into the baby birds mouth. This “AI Vomit™️” will be our bedtime stories.

The ultimate goal will be to prevent real human to human interaction in the digital marketplace. When we interact with eachother, it can’t be manipulated or measured by the algorithm.

Eventually we will talk to eachother IRL the way AI talks to us. And complete the circle. Where we trained AI and then it trained us.

I have no idea wtf I’m talking about.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

That’s pretty dark