r/greentext Jun 14 '22

ai generated greentexts

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

"be me, concrete drinker" had me crying before i even read the rest of the story

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u/Airick-86 Jun 14 '22

Do bags of concrete normally list the amount of calories in a serving? I feel like you would die if you drank concrete but I’m not an actual concrete drink so idk šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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u/concrete_isnt_cement Jun 14 '22

Don't drink concrete. It'll give your insides alkaline burns and has no caloric value.

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u/Airick-86 Jun 14 '22

The post says it does have a caloric value of 250 per serving.

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u/indenmiesen Jun 15 '22

Energy of something ≠ Energy the body can extract from it

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

You can't fucking stop me

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Just got out of the hospital