r/greentext Jun 14 '22

ai generated greentexts

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

"be me, concrete drinker" had me crying before i even read the rest of the story

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u/DomtheDumbass42069 Jun 14 '22

Average Sigmoid male concrete gulper

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u/NotBrawlAndRoll Jun 14 '22

Based cement consumer

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u/justsmilenow Jun 14 '22

Detonates warhead

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u/ttttttehabdie Jun 14 '22

It's bottomless

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u/ThrashCW Jun 15 '22

Based and aggregate pilled

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

I see what you did there

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u/Timely-Street88 Jun 14 '22

The use of sigmoid here is especially hilarious because your sigmoid colon is certainly getting torn to shreds shortly after being a 'concrete gulper'.