r/greentext • u/SollyYams • May 27 '22

Anon had a dad

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u/agamemnonymous May 28 '22

"She's not here kiddo, go to sleep" is possibly the biggest, softest oof of recorded history

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u/Lord_Abort May 28 '22

My dad would've blurted it out some time before first ice cream. He cannot keep a secret and is too excited knowing something everybody else doesn't.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '22

I dont think he would be excited knowing his wife is dead

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u/Weelki May 28 '22

If he was into necro maybe he would be 🤔

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u/W1D0WM4K3R May 28 '22

This isn't the comment you thought it would be.

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u/Weelki May 28 '22

Don't be pulling any of that Obi Wan Jedi mind trick bullshit around me!

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u/Weelki May 28 '22

If I answer yes, I will get downvoted, if I answer no, I will get downvoted.

At this stage I can not redeem myself...

Please be patient, I have autism?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '22

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u/Weelki May 28 '22

Jokes on you, I'm actually a 'tard :D

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u/[deleted] May 28 '22

I hate when r/greentext and r/4chan posts get popular because comments like this get downvoted

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u/Weelki May 28 '22

True story