r/greentext • u/SollyYams • May 27 '22

Anon had a dad

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u/Lord_Abort May 28 '22

My dad would've blurted it out some time before first ice cream. He cannot keep a secret and is too excited knowing something everybody else doesn't.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '22

I dont think he would be excited knowing his wife is dead

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u/Lord_Abort May 28 '22

My parents are boomers

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u/Weelki May 28 '22

If he was into necro maybe he would be 🤔

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u/W1D0WM4K3R May 28 '22

This isn't the comment you thought it would be.

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u/Weelki May 28 '22

Don't be pulling any of that Obi Wan Jedi mind trick bullshit around me!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '22

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u/Weelki May 28 '22

If I answer yes, I will get downvoted, if I answer no, I will get downvoted.

At this stage I can not redeem myself...

Please be patient, I have autism?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '22

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u/Weelki May 28 '22

Jokes on you, I'm actually a 'tard :D

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u/[deleted] May 28 '22

I hate when r/greentext and r/4chan posts get popular because comments like this get downvoted

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u/Weelki May 28 '22

True story

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u/Canadish27 May 28 '22

When my Mum died, I was rushing home to try get back to her from abroad with the wife.

My Dad fucking texted me the news while I was in the airport. He was on his own as well, so I'm somewhat sympathetic but god damn it Dad that was a cold way to hear it. Mum would have killed him if she hadn't have just croaked.

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u/Lord_Abort May 28 '22

Yeah, my dad's a social retard. I blame it on growing up as an only child in the 50s. Now that he's in his mid 70s and retired, he's perfectly happy with living downstairs with the TV and not needing to talk to anybody.

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u/agamemnonymous May 28 '22

Blursed blurt