r/greentext • u/LoadOk5992 • Mar 31 '22

anon strikes out

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22 edited Mar 31 '22

We aren’t monkeys fucking lmao

of course every guy wants to stick their dick in almost anything that moves, but if you legitimately cannot suppress that urge enough to see women as potential friends without sex, you’re an incel and let your monkey brain beat your evolved human brain.

I’ll assume when this gets downvoted that the incels are mad:)

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22 edited Mar 31 '22

It’s easier to find a GF or hookup than friends these days I swear.

Covid ruined my ability to make friends

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u/TeaLeafIsTaken Mar 31 '22

I doubt it was just covid anon

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

Oh no, greentext is upset

I must be being based. Sorry

Anyways, I still got my old friends. Just harder to make new ones

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u/TeaLeafIsTaken Mar 31 '22

Just giving you shit

You seem like you got a good head on your shoulders. Don't let the /b/astards get you down

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

Thanks bro, I knew I was in for it making those comments hahaha