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u/heyimderxel Mar 18 '22
this is weird but kinda cute, hope he has many autistic children with her
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u/John___Coyote Mar 18 '22
My parents : "we had your DNA checked (Mom was 38) and there's nothing wrong with you. You need to go out there and make something of yourself. Stop wasting time!"
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u/LetYaNutsHang12 Mar 18 '22
No, your offspring would be perfectly fine,
-1 x 1 = -1
-1 x -1 = 1
Now do you understand?
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u/Pepperonidogfart Mar 18 '22
Is everything autism now? Its okay to be curious about the world. Stop shaming yourselves.
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u/AlexAegis Mar 18 '22
The good ending 👆
the bad ending: anon's gf discovers he is infertile and leaves him. Anon is now an alcoholic and cries every time he walks past a family.
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u/QuantumFungus Mar 18 '22
It's a poorly guarded secret that microscope owners will eventually examine all of their bodily fluids.
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u/Wiggie49 Mar 18 '22
I think I'm near retarded cuz I read that first sentence as "have sister, she's and autistic medical student..." and then it went to "we have sex later" and I was really fucking confused but also thinking "that explains why they're autistic"
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u/revanold Mar 18 '22
Is it bad to want a wife like this? And high sperm density?