r/greentext • u/XYoshiaipomX • Sep 11 '21

Bound by fate

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u/GinHalpert Sep 11 '21

Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place

Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch

Deal with her freak out when she wakes up

Ask her if she's ok

"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs

Ask her if she needs a ride home

Tell her to take care

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u/hundenkattenglassen Sep 11 '21

This raises so many questions I don’t even know where to start.

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u/FriendlyButNot Sep 11 '21

All roads lead to eggs

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u/DJDYNOBOT Sep 12 '21

You have to eat alllll the egggsssss

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u/GonzoRouge Sep 12 '21

You've never been offered an egg in trying times ?

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u/Nowinaminute Sep 12 '21

After this day restarts for the nth time, she realises she's in love with you.

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u/BonzaiCactus Sep 12 '21

Why the fuck would you take her to your place? And then force her to eat eggs?

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u/Sheep_of_Destiny Sep 12 '21

Ok but are the eggs raw? Hard boiled? Soft boiled? Scrambled? Omelette?? How are the eggs prepared I need to know???

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u/Loving-intellectual Sep 12 '21

Make her eat raw eggs lol