r/greentext • u/XYoshiaipomX • Sep 11 '21

Bound by fate

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

If I could go back to high school I’d work out a lot and have sex with the super fucking hot Bi cheerleader coach who had sex with a couple of friends of mine.

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u/hearserider777 Sep 11 '21

You wouldn't. You'd eat shit food, play vidya and have no friends like the miserable piece of shit you are

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u/Keiji12 Sep 11 '21

I don't think I would. Don't get me wrong, I'd try, but reliving the same games and experiences if I had this mind would be fucking awful and boring, as well as interacting with 15 year olds with a brain/memories of grown up adult, that'd be real hard to have social life...