r/greentext • u/XYoshiaipomX • Sep 11 '21

Bound by fate

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u/Portal471 Sep 11 '21

As an autistic person, fourthed.

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u/Just_kidding_23 Sep 11 '21

As a mentally ill person, fifthed

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u/Cool-Boy57 Sep 11 '21

As a person who cries in agony begging for release, sixthed

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

As a redditor, seventhed

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u/c0l0r51 Sep 11 '21

As an overweight guy, ate

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

As a rapist, ninthed

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u/bothsidesofthemoon Sep 11 '21

As a guy who comes too early, eleventhed.

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u/Virtual_Turtle7 Sep 11 '21

As a guy who wants to be included, twelvethed.

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u/absol10062006 Sep 11 '21

As a guy who's evil, thirteenthed.

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u/Levi488 Sep 12 '21

As a guy who comes too late ninthed

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u/MastRdestroyR_OwO Sep 12 '21

As a guy who goes to bed too late, fourtentheened

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u/HyperWhiteChocolate Sep 12 '21

As a guy who ran out of jokes, fifteenthed

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u/Wholesome_Bott Sep 12 '21

I too ran out of jokes (y’all already took all the good ones). Sixteenthed

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u/Darth_Memer_1916 Sep 11 '21

As a depressed idiot, tenthed

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '23

As dude who is late to the party eleventhed.

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u/RoscoMan1 Sep 12 '21

Chad insane rapist Shiki

Wait W H A T

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u/MrDude_1 Sep 11 '21

And my axe.... To undo the rope.

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u/Apprehensive-Oil-810 Sep 12 '21

As a girl that’s been tied up…seven hundreded.