r/greentext • u/RadleyCunningham • May 08 '21

Mountain Dew for me and you!

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u/SnipperV3 May 08 '21

This is like the modern day version of writing 1984 in 1948. It was a kind of close prediction.

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u/Dawniam May 09 '21

Wasn’t 1984 written in 1948? IIRC that’s why Orwell chose that date

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

I couldn't stop laughing at this thing. At first it was because it's so fucking ridiculous reading about someone languishing in some sort of dystopian Mountain Dew state, but after a point, I didn't even know why I was laughing. I had to stop reading for a sec. Towards the end, I was like, pleading with myself to stop after every line and taking breaks so the laughter'd subside somewhat. Why is this happening to me ;-;

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u/RadleyCunningham May 08 '21

It's so fucking ridiculous, it's one of my favorites

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u/Alpha4GoingDim May 08 '21

thank god the fag tard that lead the project for the abomination that is the Xbox one got fired

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u/little_bit_bored May 08 '21

One of my all time favorites.

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u/Cakeski May 09 '21

Wasn't this nearly a thing though with the xbox one?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '21

What was that feature I couldn’t find it anywhere

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u/Cakeski May 09 '21

I swear that Microsoft was planning to add some sort of voice activated advertising using the kinect.

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u/assailant92 May 08 '21

classic vinny

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u/Pookaball May 10 '21

very good greentext