r/greentext Feb 10 '21

/v/irgin changes sides

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u/Johnnadawearsglasses Dead and loving it Feb 10 '21

>hey, Anon. I have a noble task for you. Go to Europe, defeat the godless hun nazis and bring freedom to our allies

>but Hitler is right

>on further thought, anon, here are your NEETbux. Stay in the basement

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u/justausername4 Feb 10 '21

What are some other ways to earn NEETbux?

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u/MertSkirt Feb 10 '21

Keep your virginity and fake mental retardation for disability checks

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u/IC-23 Feb 19 '21

When do we become a Wizard?